This is a loop of a sound I
made in room 608 of the AmeriSuites Chantilly on Saturday February 14, 2003.
I was sitting on the toilet at the time.
2/13/2004 4:32 p.m.
The sound mentioned above is not related to
the stain I had on the seat of my pants as I checked in and passed through
the lobby yesterday at the AmeriSuites Chantilly. This stain is the result
of making loud noises while driving to Virginia. The worse part was that I
only realized the stain was there after removing my pants to take a nap. I
did not have a change of clothes with me. That suitcase was still in the
car. I had to put the pants backs on and trek through the lobby keeping my
rear away from the other people. I greeted each person like a Japanese
businessman, facing everyone.