'The Phil Hendrie Show' - May 2000

I am not sure if Phil Hendrie knows of Alycia Lane. Since her arrest on Saturday he may have seen the news wire, and knows of her. I will really miss 'Anchor Pussy'.

This is a log, diary, chronicle of the syndicated 'The Phil Hendrie Show' covering the month of April 2000. The show was broadcast live from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. pacific time.

Hour 1 - 4 p.m. pacific

Hour 2 - 5 p.m.

Hour 3 - 6 p.m.

Some talk at the beginning of each hour before the bumper appears to be for his Los Angeles audience.

To listen to The Phil Hendrie Show please visit : www.Philhendrieshow.com

This log is as accurate as it can be. It is a brief highlight of the main guest, description of the interview topic and very important information. It is not meant to be a second by second transcript. Please understand mistakes may happen along with missspelled words.

May contain spoilers if the information is a classic line from the interview.

Log is updated as I listen to each show hour for the first time. These show hours are all new to me. I'll try to post updates weekly. (Today is Thursday 5/16/2007.)

Most "controversial" statements made are those of a fictional character in a satirical reference. Or by someone other than me and not those of the web publisher unless specifically attributed to me.

Date of Show

Guest or Caller

Topic and other information

Mark Dennis died Saturday. He recorded the "Phil Hendrie" segue audio that we all hear.

Phil & Maria in Santa Barbara over weekend. Phil dancing, drinking, cooking own steak.

Phil's birthday September 1st.

Near end of hour a Tyson's Chicken ad. Lady singing some Italian? "Soma Myse Alow." or "I love the taste of poo"..Or whatever.

Remember the winners! Korea, WWII. Not the fancy boys from Vietnam.

Lloyd's son Alan Bonified is dumb ass for getting blown away on 4/13/1970.

He only had 12 days left and he's dragging wounded to a chopper.

Phil mentions the ABC mini-series 70's and the 60's.

Ted discusses the ABC Time Warner dispute.

Ted hasn't had cable television since the early 80's. He can afford the big satellite dish.

Phil's audience lives in apartments and 1/2 way houses.

Earn money to buy a satellite dish. Trim an extra hedge. Scrub one more toilet.

Phil on hold with Ted discussing Texas caller who works for Acme Truck lines. Funny.

Real Callers

Radio industry writers busting on Phil because he rags on them.

Radio writers are light weights.

Phil wants respect for radio industry and the artistry involved.

No interviews. No television remotes.

Phil rented movie Seven over the weekend. Laughable. Phil hated it.

Taylor mentions Mallrats. Phil hated it. Jay and Silent Bob are good characters.

5th Element.

Clerks hasn't aged well.

Phil invites comments from Real Callers: "What movie were you told was great, but it sucked?"

Phil watched Ali McBeal and Sex & The City stoned.

70's mini-series bad.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

Ate kids Easter candy.

Infomercials.

Satellite versus cable.

Phil discusses the many choices he has now that he's earning 48K a year.

Dearth penalty woman.

FLASHBACK - Ted Bell and the caller from Laurie Texas.

Phil beating Comb-over-boy soon.

Grills and the BBQ catalog.

The Columbine tape is revolutionary cinematography. Acting. Comedy.

Kid hanging one arm from window like Harold Lloyd.

Doug's grand mom, he loves her to death, is adult diapered with the O.C. Register and pissed in the paper for 7 days.

Phil pissed.

People around Phil got their feelings hurt over the last bit. Phil pissed. Every few years he needs to fire the crew and start anew. They need to follow directions from Phil.

Pool needs to be redug.

Won the guest host contest.

Drives a 71' El Camino with the personalized plates 'SUAVCTO'.

Likes Marisleysis Gonzalez and would like to see her backside.

If she has a big rear like most Cuban women he would like Marisleysis Gonzalez to lower the rear towards his face area.

"I would like to bury my face into those cheeks."

CD

Futurama

Fox television shows.

"My father lives with. according to my mom, his secretary who is also a slut."

In San Francisco to audition for Anikan Skywalker in next "Stars War" movie.

Saw kid from Malcom's middle there.

OK ti adlib audition. Jake Lloyd received poor direction.

Anakin Skywalker was Jabb The Huts butt slave. Next movie relationship evolves.

"Return of The Jetty"

Jay Leno, according to news story, no new comics on show. Don't want anyone funnier than him.

Remember Johnny Carson always had new comedians on show.

Recent promotion to Brigadier General with the Citizens Auxiliary Patrol.

Creative ways of dealing with Columbine situation. Such as pretending he's a student at the locker getting an apple. Get the jump on the assailants.

Jay failed the LAPD psych test.

While working at the Johnson Beverage Co. in Portland Oregon he shot into the dark at a prowler. Next morning they found the company controller dead. He was coming in early for work.

FLASHBACK - Dave Oliva with Cuban lady caller.

SAG strike. Commercial actors and producers.

Watch 84 Olympics tape and saw Jason Alexander in a Kingsford Charcoal commercial.

Tiger Woods is hurting himself by honoring the SAG strike.

Black actors are interchangeable.

Nipsey Russell stood in for Denzel Washington, when sick, in The Hurricane.

Whoopi Goldberg did some close up shots for Cuba Gooding Jr., when stuck in traffic, in Jerry McGuire.

Smile of black actors reflects so much light you can't tell who it is.

Gary Coleman with a 1/2 golf club could be Tiger Woods in a long shot.

Catalogs browsed by Phil.

She got an 'I love you' email, but it's not the virus.

There is a wealthy widower, Ed Thurman, in her neighborhood who she believes sent it to her.

She had a man in the mall admiring her. He wouldn't leave her alone. So she went into his car and gave him oral sex so he would stop pestering her.

Steve Dooley very jealous.

Sharper Image catalog.

Craig Taylor and Nikki.

Phil and his brother shared a room as kids. Attachment to house connected by a porch.

They had a fan that utilized ice cubes to cool down.

Ross Porter

 & Rick Monday

Phil Hendrie

Dodger Baseball - Dodger's vs. Ethnic Food Spokespersons.

Phil talks about an audition he did for a "wrap around" for the Europe version of 70's mini-series.

Father Gregg needs to bless Phil's house.

Chris and Alex play Starcraft with Africans.

Nick on Dragonballs.

Craig Taylor and Nikki (red head).

Phil's agent Pamela calls in. She got a call from her boss, David Brady. She mentions "The 70's show" when talking to Phil.

Love and the 2 by 4.

Steve saw a hot Asian with a big top.

Grabbed a 2by4, Paul's plumbers putty and WD-4. He pushed out the knot hole and got it stuck when the putty hardened.

Attorney is William Blasingame.

End of hour Phil says, "God Bless Mark Denis"

At Churchill Downs in Louisville for The Kentucky Derby.

She sings 'My Old Kentucky Home' spelling the word D-A-R-K-I-E-S, so as not to offend blacks.

In the Kentucky Derby if a horse does not win-place-or show its off to the glue factory.

Catherine might be eating Jell-o and it's actually "Attaboy Joe".

Melissa Morgan from Kentucky

Web site still blows. Other alternatives for fans such as Yahoo groups.

Brass is not celebrating Cinco De Mayo, an Anglo holiday.

Wanna be Latin grasping for a racial straw.

The Cure

Bill Keesling, "Shuck & Jive"

Big announcement at the top of hour 3!

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Phil Hendrie

Special announcement - Station switching to "all Spanish" next hour.

Phil drinking shots of Don Julio Blanco & blowing into Sharper Image breath tester.

Gabe Hobbs walked in off air. Executive from Premiere.

No more "God Damn" and "ass hole"

Phil tells the tale of him traveling through Texas in 1975. His 65' GTO alternator blew. Hitchhiked to Dallas. Flew to Los Angeles.

Pot discovered while traveling through airport screening. Phil NOT busted, "We ain't looking for that!"

Phil's dad, Captain in Canadian army, 1943. Cow story.

1999 October  November  December  2000  January  February  March  April  May  June

Million Mom March is nothing more than white women stealing an idea from black man.

Many great ideas came from a white woman sleeping with a black man and then telling her white husband.

September a Casino Night to benefit My Friend's Place. Dwight Yoakam playing. Dwight a fan of show.

CD - 130K

Phil fat and trying to lose weight.

Tim Kelly, a Premiere Radio executive, watching Phil.

Rolland Schwin

"Show food on your face

and then wear it on your ass"

San Francisco has outlawed size discrimination.

Rolland believes they should be able to replenish (eat) anywhere.

Against the use of napkins. As it removes evidence of replenishment.

In San Francisco they have replenishment troughs and "feed bags" around neck.

A maitre'd who suggested he use a napkin is now peeing blood.

(16 minutes into the interview with no calls switched to Chris Norton.)

Chris Norton

"See him and you'll lube up!"

Bring back the Speedo.

Chris is touring beeches in Southern California wearing:

------ Day glow yellow Speedo, shoeshine spiked hair, turquoise necklace, wrap around gargoyle sunglasses, friendship bracelet, and carrying a six-pack of Tab and a Frisbee.

At the end of his tour he will auction off the Speedo worn for a week and unwashed.

Phil Hendrie

Real Callers

R.C. Collins

Steve Bosell

Fire gardener?

Alex's High School same as Middle School for younger brother. Alex upset.

Phil wants to compile a list of Steve Bosell lawsuits. Real callers call-in.

One callers gives a shout out to "UPS Roger in Chicago. Your biggest fan."

Close with Frank Zappa song, "Valley Girl"

George W. Bush - Drug and Booze use.

Closest to Republican party is American Nazi party says Larry.

This is bull as Larry is cranking Phil

Maria Sanchez, Phil's wife, asked Phil if she should bring something to a Hollywood party. Like a covered dish.

Diet catalog.

FLASHBACK - Brass Villanueva

Lottery winners of 360M in the news

"How to behave when nouveau riche."

Electric fence at house.

Ted has new radio show - 'How to act when you're rich'

20:40 My Love Will See You Through, Tyson Chicken ad. No Hormones. No Steroids. Full advertisement.

FLASHBACK - Pastor William Rennick with baboon heart doctor's secretary.

(I listened to this on April 3, 2008 at 10:50 a.m.)

R.C. Collins

'Wango Tango' - Last year with the kids. This year too. No limousine. Phil's kids feel entitled now. They need to get feet on ground.

AM/FM family of stations now.

Clear Channel soon.

R. C. follow up. "Scotty's kid not Mongo."

Scotty's child is normal.

Taking bets on weather Retard, club foot, Autism, neglected/violent.

This is related to James Doohan being in his 80's. His kid will still be young when James is "fertalizing daisies from the wrong end."

Friend's cast gets 1M an episode each.

Worth it because they influence our appearance. Women want to look like Courtney Cox.

Gays work out like David Schwimmer.

Fan Web sites.

Los Alamos wildfire in New Mexico.

Concerned about the fire. It's still burning. Art hasn't seen any Dalmatians. He hasn't seen any bucket brigades.

FLASHBACK - Ted Bell with USC girl. New Money. (Such as my dad's son. Not me! I said my dad's son.)

Phil's broadcast camp idea.

Website.

Phil's ethnic assortment of girlfriends over the years. Maria Sanchez - blonde hair / green eyes.

Listened to this hour as I drove on 495 in Delaware, heading to Virginia, April 4, 2008.

Hale Berry accident where she left the scene.  Probably targeted by citizen who had a script.

She's our little Hershey Kiss. She's our brown Marlo Thomas.

Having her do community service is like a forced circumcision. Like doing splits over glass.

Actor's near non-actors, regular citizens, is a psychology rape.

When Hale Berry leaves the restroom it smells like someone sprayed Glade Spring Blossom.

David Justice and Hale Berry.

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Andy Warhol and woman who shot him.

Mavis believes Rudy Giuliani's wife left him because he isn't erectile (from prostate cancer).

In Bible it says man must be erectile every Sabbath.

Mavis had an affair with a grocer bagman when her husband, Richard, wasn't erectile from the prostate cancer.

L. Ron Hubbard Book, 'Battlefield Earth'

Taking kids shopping for Maria's Mother's Day Gifts. She's getting four this year.

Maria telling Phil where to shop for Jewelry and even bread. She had earring appraised.

Phil's first date with Maria he picked her up in a  Ford Ranger pick-up. Santa Anita Race track, Santa Anita Handicapped. Valet Park. When picked up the attendant didn't know how to drive stick.

Phil friend, 'The redhead' has a 1965 Volkswagen Bug in his back yard.

Someone in studio used to own one.

For whatever reason can't get cable television in studio in Sherman Oaks, CA 2000.

Trying to have satellite TV installed. No ready!

Alternate websites for Phil. Including those who archive.

Trying to market c.d.

Phil's appearance fee. (Donated to charity)

Dealing with station management. Not a priority for them.

Flare drop to prevent Californians from going to New Mexico to rubberneck the fire.

Looking for picnic baskets, hot dogs, "red flags" such as marshmallows or anything to cook over an open fire.

He knows the ingredients of a s'more.

Spot checking bags a sporting goods stores.

Jay Santos Theme 1955 Highway Patrol Television show.

Had a tubal ligation. (tubes tied)

Steve is scared of a vasectomy.

A woman is the receptacle of a man's seed.

2nd Amendment Sisters.

On Mother's Day when Bobby sees he son clean a gun, it gets her moist.

Phil Hendrie had a vasectomy.

Mother's Day Gifts

Phil's kids have BB Guns

No killing animals.

Bible talk.

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Bill Keesling in the hizzie.

Scientology has won.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta will bring the women to Scientology for breeding.

"You will reach down for a couple of ankles."

1999 October November December 2000 January February March April May June

Wango Tango information. Phil went with step-kids, 14-12-10-8. Alex is 12

Good story before, during and after.

'Real back meats'. (Human flesh meats.)

FLASHBACK - Dr. Jim Sadler with lady caller who got wise to the theatre.

Mother's Day & Sunday's in Phil's life.

"She smelled like the outhouse door on a tuna boat."

Swept into the Los Angeles Million Mom march. Walking to buy film. Sign put into hand.

Kids made fun of him. Wife bit nipple & said he smelled like tuna.

Steve once told wife, "She smelled like the outhouse door on a tuna boat."

Neighbor said he should fake his own death and start over again.

30:30 Tyson "My love will see you through."

Phil's friend, Garrett, went off road in Death Valley.

Found broken down party who needed a jump. They had food until Tuesday.

Plus a man in a wheelchair.

Tequila price up.

Jose Cuervo and America's taste in this crap.

Mother's Day at the Sand Dollar in Laguna Beach. Veranda room.

A woman in a wheelchair, "A crip", was in her seat.

She was not a "crip" because she was happy and not hitting herself.

Margaret went up to her. Told her she ain't buying it.

And when lady refused to give up seat Margaret lifted her out of wheelchair.

"She dropped to the floor like a brick out of a bucket."

Wednesday - Phil interview with Albany Times.

MEMORY "Hints from Heloise".

"Power Trios" music

5/16/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Ross Porter and Rick Monday - Dodger baseball vs. Famous Republican Queers.

Kids playing cop killing game on Nintendo. Phil don't like. Too bad, he's only step-dad. Maria thinks its ok.

So Phil put the pool cue through the television.

Another time kids watching Armegedon for 19th time. So Phil stood infron of satellite dish to block signal.

FLASHBACK - Margaret Grey with father of child who dove into sandbar. Got paralyzed.

People pissed that Phil's show is "contrived". It is Artistry.

Urinator and Whizzinator 2000 ads in High Times.

Minneapolis radio. Would've been great at this CBS station if crew high. For one year some people tryed to stab Phil in back.

5/16/2000 - 2

A bookstore owner who curled up with the Columbine report. Red Wine, Finger foods, roaring fire.

"Good Read"

He says we must admire the Columbine killers use of Day planners. Setting goals and completing them.

(38:00) Advertisement for the Peter North Penis Pump flashed into his mind.

5/16/2000 - 3

Saccharin tablets. Phil's dad used them.

Lie of keeping weight off - When you put it back on, "retubbing".

Phil said "Today's show sucked". (Hour 2 was funny - ed.)

Waiting on bed for new house, 3 months.

Up early today - kids to school.

No nap.

With Maria to furniture store.

to wit.

Show sucked.

Red Japan: "Two Atom bombs and no noticeable effect."

Fan Sites

Mark McGrath in the hissie.

Brad wants to prevent Columbine. Strip down youth culture.

"Get in, Get your burger and get out!"

No fancy products. Just basic, generic items.

60's corporal punishment - pillowcase full of bear cans.

Hit you kid in the head with a weed whacker and get a cheap haircut.

Stab with pruning sheers but don't break skin.

Aversion therapy.

133K for My Friend's Pace - c.d.

GREAT!!! -- ? Pastor William Rennick - Why Jesus was black! (see 5/18/2000 - hour 2) ?

Adult magazine mailed to kid instead of his skateboard magazine.

R.C., "Kid not harmed....well maybe friction burn."

Taboo magazine.

Ted Bundy and effect of adult entertainment (pron) on seriel killers.

Discussion with kids over weather animal have souls.

Pope John Paul II is unhealthy because he is backed up.

Needs to have sex.

FLASHBACK - Pastor William Rennick - Why Jesus was black> Called people brother, tailed by Romans like people tailed by police, lived at home until 30, homeless 3 years...That's Black!

Maria wants to go to a play in West Hollywood alone. Phil concerned.

Clara Bingham

NRA enrollment up...HA HA Million Mom March

Women listen to husbands and don't fool with march.

He orders wife to stay home..

Turns out Lloyd is in a Psych ward.

"Right of a woman to have a gun in one hand and something in the other. And hopefully it's attached to me."

NRA Superstore in Times Square.

Crime will decrease as thugs will see store and then crap pants.

NRA store could clean up toilet of Los Angeles.

Mike Shaffer, producer, his wife is traveling east on a plane tonight.

FLASHBACK - Rudy Canoza - Tampa caller - Pope backed up.

Melissa - Holistic health magazine.

Jeff, Gretchen, Nikki.

NEWS - Pier collapse in Philadelphia. 3 young ladies dead. (One of the pier owners free of house arrest - today 4/27/2008)

cotillion

Chris believes sexual energy caused pier to collapse much like a person gets weak in the knees.

Chris can cause an orgasm just by looking at him.

More sex...Less club fires.

Caller from Gainesville, Florida, a model. She called before. I remember the exchange about a model in Gainesville, big deal. Then Phil mentioned the local University.

Spa seen in the movie 'The Player', 2 Bunch Palms.

Phil went there with Maria.

Maria was concerned that she didn't know if the previous guest in the mud bath took a crap in the mud.

She was assured they filter the mud.

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Story of road crew antics.

Rock show Shin Dig on ABC.

"Bulk erased the tapes"

Rudy got cancer, wife left him.

Hillary Clinton, castrating bitch.

Bad day for Republicans.

VP short list for W.

1999 October November December 2000 January February March April May June

Monday

Saw her chubby children and was about to smother them. They couldn't attend the cotillion if fat.

Doorbell rang. An Herbalife saleswoman saved her children.

She put her kids on Herbalife and they are fine now.

Dyed their hair blonde and they sing "MMMbopp" walking through stores. Like miniature Hanson.

Mark Reynolds Hughes, founder of Herbalife had died

Bernie Koppel official website. Having a newborn at an older age.

Story of Jim's 70 year old day. Phil's friend at age 16 in Pasadena.

Door opened on him while in an 'Andy Gump', portable toilet. His butt was exposed.

Cliff Pettigrew did it. "Bosell showing his ass. Must be a moe"

Steve fell out and scraped penis with butt in the air. "Anyone want to take a pop?"

Got pebble in hole. Burned tip of it.

Driving home, rubbing Cold cream on it. Pulled over by Riverside County Sheriff.

Attorney - William Blasingame

Phil complains the he has to tell callers they are on the air before they talk.

Others have them on the air first then tell them. Such as when a radio host calls Pizza shop,

(my quote) "Greeceball's Pizza! May I help you?" is played on the air before they are told they're on radio (my quote)

Why?

Dot com businesses will pay off creditors after stocks bounce back.

Friend has bills and also 6 months of child support. He needs to pay cars and wardrobe first.

FLASHBACK - Bobbie Dooley - Herbalife and Bobbie's boys.

United Airlines and Dr. Laura, Story behind cancelling of advertisement in inflight magazine,

Michael J. Fox faking Parkinsons so he can get back on radar with producers.

They'll look at him and think, "what a great actor."

Proverbial picnic lunch with freaks.

Phil qualified for another 1 million dollars of life insurance.

Phil, Maria, and The Swede went out Friday night. Phil hit on by a guy.

Darius, cameo

Caught grandson masturbating so she taught him the facts of life.

She purchased adult pay-per-view from "Hef Hefner and The Rabbit Women."

Made popcorn and a Henry Weinhard beer.

Two movies: 'Ass Wide Shut' and 'The Boner Collector"

Also gave him a Shirley Temple with Vodka to show him how to lubricate a woman in a social setting.

Father's Day Gifts.

Men should support NOW. Mostly to use as a dating service.

Lasik eye surgury. Sample contact.

Phil got flowers and a card from someone. (Turns out from Dr. Laura)

Phil Hendrie

Entire hour of mp3 has no audio.

"From My Cold Dead Hands"

Advertising exec Brad Rifkin joins the program to comment on the "from my cold dead hands" comment made recently by Charleton Heston.

Phil talks about live police shootings, the television show "Titus", and Sailor Moon.

Britney Spears saving self for marriage.

R.C. has a christian encounter group.

Why is there no masturbation, no divorce allowed?

Britney Spears is pud pulling material.

The T-Rex is extinct because arms too short to masturbate.

Baby catalogs.

The Swede was over Tuesday night playing pool with Maria. Phil napping.

Still there at 2:30 a.m.

Maria's Mother's Day gifts turned out to be crap. One item he couldn't get to open.

Phil insist that Orlando station carry show live in 30 days. Chicago (huge market) ok to tape dealy, NOT Orlando.

News - 5 dead at shooting in N.Y.C. at a Wendy's

Jean Dumel Auguste, 27; Ramon Nazario, 44; Anita C. Smith, 23; Jeremy Mele, 18; Ali Ibadat, 40;

Patrick Castro, 23; and Jaquione Johnson, 18

Blacks vs. Asians - Only race that hasn't beatin Asians in a war are blacks.

Asian's are feeding pork fat to black men so they won't neat them.

Plumbing in pool

Phil pinched nerve in his neck since Saturday morning.

Promo for FOX recorded. Stories of Promos.

Los Angeles life and people. They should be happy but aren't.

Neil Rodgers.

2 seconds of Earthlink Minute - Lazlo

Phil's back hurt at 19. Pushing Wheelbarrow for $2 an hour when 19.

Spent money at Steak and Ale.

"Teach" read. Producer. Jay Seebring haircut.

"Bend over

and save a life."

Mall security during summer months.

Full body cavity search of teens as they leave the mall. Done in a secluded area.

To make sure they ain't shoplifting dangerous items to start another Columbine.

Give them a drink from a hip flask if they're nervous.

He is wearing a laytex glove lubed with Vaseline.

To practice Jay was searched by fellow members of The Citizen's Auxiliary Police. He had a tube of Neosporin up there.

Phil wants to sell show merchandise to make money.

David G. Hall

"This face is leaving in 5 minutes and you better NOT be on it."

Strategy to get 18-34 year old women into the fold of listeners.

Phil should not use complicated words, beauty and fashion tips, voodoo, hitting the glass ceiling.

"Women. Call about the human garbage you date, and how he can't find your clitoris."

Nikki is Craig Taylor's girlfriend.

Gretchen is Mike Shafer's wife.

KFI Chili cook-off coming up on 14th.

Bashing Neal Rodgers.

Phil and Maria members of a Yacht Club.

Hennepin Avenue in Minneapolis - Cowboy snorting Sri Lankan red pepper.

---- Had to be helped to bathroom.

At gas station for a remote.

President Clinton calls in.

1990 - Phil and girlfriend Portland to Chicago.

Mid-American motel in Walcott, Iowa.

Ryder rental truck.

Swede to Big Bear Lake - snow chains on rear tire of Front wheel drive car.

FLASHBACK - Jay Santos and "cowboy" Lemon Grove caller. Mall and cavity search of teens.

Donato Dalrymple suing U.S. over Elian Gonzalez extraction from house.

Harvey may sue him for fishing Elian out of water.

Harvey would've put cigarette out on inner tube and let Elian drown.

"Butt Face Assrymple. With his pompadore, Big lapels and purple jacket on Larry King Live."

Phil flying to San Jose for weekend graduation of nephew.

Maria got a motel room. Switching to hotel so Phil won't get head lice.

Gives out number to his hotline, says it the hotel and tells us not to call 213-251-3189.

Phil went to Chiropractor for his neck.

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First off...If someone hits the ground when their parachute fails they vaporize.

He wants pilots to warn possible hijackers via the p.a. system, "If you screw with the plane I will crash it into a mountain."

Very funny hour.