The Phil Hendrie Show

Show log

May 2000

I am not sure if Phil Hendrie knows of Alycia Lane. Since her arrest on Saturday he may have seen the news wire, and knows of her. I will really miss 'Anchor Pussy'.

This is a log, diary, chronicle of the syndicated 'The Phil Hendrie Show' covering the month of April 2000. The show was broadcast live from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. pacific time.

Hour 1 - 4 p.m. pacific

Hour 2 - 5 p.m.

Hour 3 - 6 p.m.

Some talk at the beginning of each hour before the bumper appears to be for his Los Angeles audience.

To listen to The Phil Hendrie Show please visit : www.Philhendrieshow.com

This log is as accurate as it can be. It is a brief highlight of the main guest, description of the interview topic and very important information. It is not meant to be a second by second transcript. Please understand mistakes may happen along with missspelled words.

May contain spoilers if the information is a classic line from the interview.

Log is updated as I listen to each show hour for the first time. These show hours are all new to me. I'll try to post updates weekly. (Today is Thursday 5/16/2007.)

Most "controversial" statements made are those of a fictional character in a satirical reference. Or by someone other than me and not those of the web publisher unless specifically attributed to me.

Date of Show

Guest or Caller

Topic and other information

3/01/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Phil Hendrie

[Samantha Hart]

'Strategy Brothers' radio show, hosted by his step-kids 12/14 year-olds, may get picked up. Radio Industry interest.

Moving today. Packers arrived.

Phil reflects fondly on his "Miami Sofa". No way in a house with kids. Can't imagine little Katherine sitting on those cushions.

1930's movie 'Freaks' Phil saw, somewhat stoned, in the 1970's

Author Samantha Hart calls in with information on movie and director Todd Browning.

Tree at old house. Phil paid to have treated. Cost $150. Maria ask, "Why?". The only asked to find out what's wrong. Make the new owners pay

3/01/2000 - 2

Phil Hendrie

Talks about a woman who calls and fools celebrities. They fall head over heals for her. She is Fat! Story about this in Vanity Fair.

Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid.

Brad Rifkin

Story of 6 year old who shot 7 year old in Michigan. Teach kids proper use of firearms.

3/01/2000 - 3

Rolland Schwin

"Fat Pride". He is fat and proud. Happy about airline seats expanding. Good lobbying.

3/02/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

Phil gives announcement for Ruth to call the correct toll free number for his syndicated show. She is calling the old KFI number and that can't connect to Phil now.

Home Satellite television ordering.

Best of from last night between Brad Rifkin and Philly caller.

Phil wants no fan mail. Won't read. Into trash.

Moving day 2. No shower 2nd day.

The movie 'The Shinning'

Considering the cost of the new house Phil would like it possessed so he can get out of the deal.

Maria coaching 7, 8, 9, year olds basketball team The Jazz. Phil did a rotten thing the last 5 weekends. HE KEPT SCORE!

Maria Sanchez basketball U. C. Davis and high school.

Jazz record 5 and 1.

3/02/2000 - 2

David G. Hall

Trading Post Show. David upset that Phil is talking about money. Again with the $8,000 sofa. David orders Phil to do a trading post show and have people call in to buy and sell. Joann calls in fro Tampa to sell her Rotan table and 4 chairs for $200.

3/02/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Things are good in Phil's life. Paid dues. 10 years ago life was crap.

Phil still off cigarettes.

Mike a smoker. Taylor off cigs since January 1.

Phil reads a catalogue with interesting home improvement items. Escape hood, no slip for rugs on wood floors.

"She looks good. But then again a well kept grave looks good."

Sammy Davis Junior and Louis Armstrong.

After vacation the cat crapped all over the floor because Phil didn't buy the preferred Squizi cat litter. Phil got Johnny Cat.

3/03/2000 Friday

No Show !

Phil and family moving into new house.

3/06/2000 Monday

No Show !

3/07/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Dave Oliva

Jealous that an 8 year old, sick child, got an LAPD badge and was made an honorary member through the Make-A-Wish foundation. Pissed. Kid has arrest powers. Why didn't Dave get this? He had blemishes.

3/07/2000 - 2

Phil Hendrie

California presidential primary and Proposition 22 - gay marriage.

Still moving.

Sears washing machine.  Hose blew on machine. Floor and carpet wet. Phil says. "SEARS BLOWS". New house. Carpet shot.

GTE, PacBell, heat, Sears.

Went with DirecTV.

3/07/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Sniffles. Burning the candle at both ends. At end of hour, Blood Sweet & Tears "Very Happy".

Chris Norton

Women faking orgasms. Never happened to him. Wants to help people identify real orgasms. "Oh God God It's starting to hurt". (20 women)

No Show! (Repeat)

3/08/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Austin Amarka (Best of)

Credit/Debit card church

3/08/2000 - 2

Raj Fahneen (Best of)

What would Jesus do?

3/08/2000 - 3

Steve Bosell (Best of)

Hot Barbie doll.

3/09/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

KVEN - Once served a 3 day suspension because he talked about the owner.

Phil sick with the sniffles (Jeff).

Now will accept tape delay of the show. "One hand washes the other". In the short term.

SEARS - Washing machine. Saturday 1st problem. Tuesday - 2nd problem. Machine actually broken so the problem with the manufacture not Sears.

Melissa Morgan, show writer. Eating an egg roll

Out 805, back 818. LA County. New House.

In sticks now. Walk down the street to get the mail.

Other problems with house. Fireplace.

Mew house is a former model home.

PacBell dealings.

Phil Hendrie

Movie trailers and John Williams scores.

Announcement for Ruth in Anaheim to call the show on the new number.

Bingo with family. Catherine imitation. (funny).

3/09/2000 - 2

Jay Santos

'Operation Punk'. Pull over punks! Pull over and pat down search. People United Neighborhood Clean-up.

Caller to Jay Santos is a State Attorney - Hillsborough, FL. Brother is Chief of Police Key West, FL in 2000.

Phil Hendrie

First time on the air 1973 Winter Park, FL. WBJW. "BJ 105". "KISS 740". "A bj at 105 and a kiss at 740".

3/09/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Radio changes in Los Angeles at night. 1996 - Phil arrives in Los Angeles.

1975/76 Utica, NY.

Jeff is board op tonight.

Oscar Winner predictions tonight.

Little Ian Andersen

Descendent of 'Screaming Jay Hawkins

3/10/2000 - 1 Friday

Phil Hendrie

Margaret Grey

Robert Green

Mavis Leonard

Dr. Jim Sadler

Phil Hendrie is sick, has laryngitis. He has the best of c.d.'s from 94, 95, 97, and 98. He forgot to ask Maria to courier the 96 c.d. to the studio.

Thursday the 16th another Radi-O-Thon.

All are eating Rubens Red Hots.

Dutch Schultz and his last words

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New washing machine at the Hendrie house. Maria afraid to use.

Red Boat soon for family. Except Phil.

Phil Hendrie explains the show. It is he who does the guest voices. The other callers are real.

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Margaret Grey - (so young sounding) Sponge mop on Valentine's Day (Miami 1995).

Robert Green - Canadian's part 2. "Press 3".

Mavis Leonard - 'All you can eat Negro". (LA 97)

Florida Marlins versus Blind Musicians (Miami)

Margaret Grey and [Ruth] - Blind child to the front of a buffet line. (LA 98)

Loxy is at KFI until 9 p.m.

Dr. Jim Sadler - Guest host. (LA 97)

3/10/2000 - 2

Rolland Schwin

Phil Rizzuto (Impersonation)

Drunk Pilot

Caller takes on Phil

Phil Hendrie and Maria Sanchez

Margaret Grey [Sylvia]

Bobbie Dooley

Sounds like Bush

Rolland Schwin, sometimes Selb - Easter egg hunt at his house. Kids in underwear. Rolland naked. Hide eggs on bodies (MIA 95)

Phil Rizzuto (impersonation) - Interview on WIOD (94)

Drunk pilot - (LA)

Caller takes on Phil (LA 97)

Phil Hendrie and Maria Sanchez exchange wedding vows on the Queen Mary - July 1997. They were already married in a private ceremony so this is a public ceremony made goofy by Bill Handle as the minister. Phil had to work that night so no drinking. The lovebirds met when the both worked at KFI.

Margaret Grey and [Sylvia from Boca] - Practical gifts for Mother's Day. (MIA 95)

Bobbie Dooley - Shooting cats in the back yard because they're having sex with each other. Is the sex consensual? Is it romantic? Bad example for her daughter. (HILARIOUS BIT)

Sounds like Bush - Miami Dolphins. Jimmy Johnson's Super Bowl ring said "owner's copy".

3/10/2000 - 3

Skippy & Frank

Jeff Dowder

Art Bell

Margaret Grey

Mr. Fuentes

Skippy & Frank - New radio show after gun stunt. Jeff Dowder - Selling drugs for medicinal purposes. Jeff Dowder - drummer. Art Bell - Y2K human waster chili Maker.

Margaret Grey. Mr. Fuentes - From Cuba. Margaret Grey - Margaret beats kid.

3/13/2000 - 1 Monday

Best of...

R.C. Collins

Pastor William Rennick

R.C. Collins - James Dohan's "mongo baby".

Pastor Rennick - Stevie Wonder's eyesight.

3/13/2000 - 2

Best of ...

Art Griego

C.D. originally called "Philenium 2000"

Art is an alcoholic off the wagon. Remy Martin Louis XIV. 13 years sober. Had a shot. Rare treat. So he still considers himself sober. Sober from 1/2/1986 and his anniversary is 1/2/2000.

Mentions his sponsors by name.

It's o.k. since Remy is "liquid gold". "Went down like honey".

(new to me as I never heard this episode. From December 1999 based on dates mentioned regarding Art's sobriety anniversary).

3/13/2000 - 3

Best of....

Rolland Schwin

Nathan Duke posted artist renderings of Phil's guest on web site.

"The Last Meal". Rolland is part of "Fat Pride" and is seeking respectability for obese. His is also protesting his wife and daughter on the Atkins' Diet by eating the last meals of condemned Texas death row inmates.

3/14/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Phil Hendrie

Starting Monday 3/21/2000 Phil will be broadcasting Live from 4p.m. to 7p.m. pacific. 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. eastern time. (note: This is what he wants "afternoon drive".)

Problems with new house.

Conversation with father-in-law Al.

C.D. over $100K for My Friend's Place.

Gas over $2.00 a gallon. (note: ah the good old days)

Now reading the Vince Lombardi biography.

Melissa Morgan writer.

3/14/2000 - 2

Ted Bell

Gas prices high. Don't bother him. If you complain, take a bur or use Metro. He drives a Jag XJR. Armani doesn't travel well on a bus. Urine smelling buses with disfigured midgets.

3/14/2000 - 3

Rudy Canoza

Marketing make-up called 'Round Two'. Covers up bruises on women. Sold in liquor stores. For women who can purchase when buying beer for husband

3/15/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Phil Hendrie

Intro from other KFI show heard over phone.

Kids and Maria to Disney, Florida.

Mondays show will be three hours earlier. New shift: 4pm - 7 pm pacific. (7pm - 10pm eastern)

Family talk (nice)

Dave Oliva

Harvey Wiremen

Regarding a civil suit from the North Hollywood bank robbery 1997. Civil suit deadlocked. Dave and Harvey say pay the robbers kin. Robbery was entertainment.

3/15/2000 - 2

Dave, Harvey (Continued)

Phil Hendrie

Phil got Zero dollars from father at his death.

Maria interviewing a Hungarian for a maid position. Phil talks about Communism and Europe.

Oil prices and the Beverly Hillbillies.

His kids cruising to Bermuda to be waited on by blacks.

3/15/2000 - 3

Bobbie Dooley

Home Schooling. Son Seth told he sings off key. She pulled son out of school and is home schooling him. She'll take him shopping as an economics field trip.

3/16/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

Radio-A-Thon. To benefit My Friends Place.

Phil fired and worked at  KWEST, Classic Rock, WSB, KVEN, WBVN, Utica, KFI twice (2/1990). (Not sure which ones he was fired from).

Ate Poyo Loco.

Dr. Jim Sadler

"The Pet You Don't Know". Most domesticated pets are unhappy. They're there for food. "Kibble Whores". If an animal bats a ball it means they're aggressive and want to be put to sleep.

3/16/2000 - 2

Bud

Information on 'My Friend's Place' and radi-o-thon. $2078 so far

Margaret Grey

Evita song. 800-260-4545.

Jeff Dowder and R.C. Collins

'Wipe Out' song. Drums and Kazoo.

Harvey Wireman

'Backstabbers'

Darryl Webber

All singing and goofing(?).

3/16/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Dryer blew up. didn't heat - fixed it. Kept running and left the house with it on.

Phil once had awful jet lag.

Mavis Leonard

Wants to donate. Song about my pee pee. Harmonica. $7400 raised.

3/17/2000 - 1 Friday

Phil Hendrie

Phil has no television at new house. Reading Vince Lombardi book that Maria was reading.

This Monday Phil taking over Los Angeles afternoon drive. He's like Vince Lombardi.

Phil doing an interview in "Girl Talk" magazine.  A magazine for cross-dressers

Phil is posturing about carrying show live. He'll work with stations

SEARS - Washer - Thousand Oaks. 2 Dryers. Today the 2nd dryer was installed and broke. Kenmore Elite

R.C and Darryl Webber

Best of....'Papa was a rolling stone' song.

3/17/2000 - 2

David G. Hall

Wants Phil to cover St. Patrick's Day by drinking beer. Sing songs of Leprechauns, tell witty stories, drunk, talk with accent. "micks"

3/17/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Banshees

Margaret Grey

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills starting romance. Paul need publicity, not love with monoped.

John Lennon was shot. Brilliant publicity.

Yoko Ono is the same as a monoped.

3/20/2000 - 1 Monday

Phil Hendrie

Phil LIVE 4 p.m. pacific

LIVE 7p.m. Eastern

Haircut/skinned.

Phil called CEO of SEARS. Spoke with Executive assistant. 3rd dryer didn't arrive on Sunday. Broke on back of truck trying to make appointment but he's at work when they want to deliver.

Not happy with the web. Designer left. "Parting of the ways".

Chris Norton

Shania Twain poll. Why is she the number 1 female artist of all time? Chris says she's hot. "come on over", her album name, means she wants it.

3/20/2000 - 2

Professor Robert Green

Pope asked for the worlds forgiveness for past sins. "Sorry is ok. But with their resources they should give reparations." "they owe". "Write some checks".

3/20/2000 - 3

Ted Bell

Tiger Woods should win less often so the "Old Guard" isn't scared. Ted pines for the good ole days.

December 24, 2007

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December 25, 2007

After dinner we went for a walk.

We held hands.

We embraced.

We Kissed.

I felt like Doug Sheehan in a Totes commercial.

She said, "I don't want to be alone on Christmas Day".

I replied, "I don't wan to be alone on Christmas Day".

We went back to my house.

We spent the rest of Christmas Eve and Christmas Day holding each other with our arms.

And holding each other with our legs.

Alycia Lane

If she ate Kung Pao Chicken this Friday...I'd have some peanuts to nibble on during Saturday night football.

3/21/2000 - 1 Tuesday

R.C. Collins

Comb Over Boy

Phil Hendrie

He wants Madonna to give birth on the internet. Why?

Phil Hendrie and his clothes dryer. More information.

Lloyd Bonified

Glock 9mm gun in house.5 year old grandson there with loaded gun. Keeps him sharp. Adrenaline flowing

3/21/2000 - 2

Lloyd Bonified

Gun & The Homes - part 2......UNLOADED Gun to the grandsons head and pulls trigger. So he knows to stay away

Classic --- Lloyd fights his way off of hold.

Phil Hendrie

EW movie grades.

Reading book 'Metamorphosis', Franz Khafka. Man turned into bug but no one else notices. (Like Phil's show.) People in own worlds.

Thursday his family returns.

Phil had life insurance exam at home.

Sears dryer and a repair crew coming tomorrow.

Pool Table delivery too

3/21/2000 - 3

Art Griego

San DeMus

Bud

News story: Lady slapped pilot. They should urine test and breathalyze passengers. D.B. agrees.

He is a crop duster who knows D.B. (Dan) Cooper is alive in California. Bears took him in. Set his wounds. Gave him food. Three bears.

Phil went too long with caller.

122 Thousand for My Friend's Place c.d.

3/22/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Phil Hendrie

Replay: Lloyd fights way off hold. Talk with Marine

Phil's physical: 46 inch chest. 43 inch waist

Family returning home on 23rd.

Steve Bosell

He fainted at the movie theatre due to a picture of Erin Brockovich (The real Erin Brockovich). He "popped a shot."

Surprised a blonde with big ones can be so smart.

He's so big it takes 15 minutes to fill with blood.

3/22/2000 - 2

Bob Bakian

In Australia. Queen Elizabeth dragged from limo and sodomized.

Mavis Leonard

Elian Gonzalez. Give him a leaf blower and rake. Needs a dose of reality. Sell fruit. Hierarchy of whites/blacks/Mexicans.

Peros Con Salsa. Dog and Salsa

Phil Hendrie

Music - group 'Love' is dated.

Web stie still blows.

In 2006 Phil Hendrie's contract expires.

Physical - blood and urine.

Employment at CBS WCCO - pee drug test. Why? Talk show host on drugs helps the show.

3/22/2000 - 3

Rolland Schwin

Owes and apology to bountiful and proud. 5'7'' and 395. Oh My God!

Eats in church. Jesus on the cross. He should've eaten, would've lived.

Phil Hendrie

Dryer fixed.

Everlong - Foo fighters.

12/24 WAWA 5.10 (.75 paper) (LOL - just realized that's my note for my cash spending budget)

3/23/2000 - 1 Thursday

Jeff Dowder

"Previously on Phil Hendrie Show".

Band Dark horse. Smokes Mary Jane and wants 'Ho Ho' snacks but bakers on strike, Musicians are suffering.

Conrad Bain of Diff'rent Strokes.

Phil's kids are back today.

3/23/2000 - 2

Margaret Grey

Model complained of pressure staying thin.

'Full figure women', Margaret wants thin women.

3/23/2000 - 3

Alf

Alf's wife is in pain. So Alf gave her slipping pills and a pillow to the face. Mercy killing. What pain? A trick knee and migraines.

If a woman can't cook, she's dead!

Phil Hendrie

Phil Hendrie's dad, 12 and 1/2 years ago, at 72 years of age had a stroke, pneumonia. They did not continue life support.

Web site has a 5 day archive. Mentioned Bill Keesling.

3/24/2000 - 1 Friday

Bobbie Dooley

Steve Dooley

Street man, Willie Fulgear, found Oscars in a dumpster. Bobbie is not happy a bum will be at The Academy Awards. "He tripped over a box and got lucky". Ruin her party. Blacks

3/24/2000 - 2

Doug Danger

Wall Street Journal published Oscar predictions based on interviews before telecast. Makes them Homophobes.

Phil Hendrie

Phil ate Mounds yesterday and Butterfingers today.

Maria back with corn rolls. Story of man on airport shuttle bus with his sack exposed.

Looking for female drummers.

3/24/2000 - 3

Harvey Wiremen

Advocate for Eugenics. Sterilization of certain people.

Phil Hendrie

$300 to the female drummer who can drum the rest of the hour.

3/27/2000 - 1 Monday

Phil Hendrie

Phil used to work recording Foreigner Live concerts.

Did an interview recently with the O.C. Register

Talks about Academy Awards

Bad venues for concerts

A satellite dish will be installed at new home by Sunday

3/27/2000 - 2

Pastor William Rennick, 56

The Cosby Show was cancelled. Black actors are awful. They need to go back to singing and dancing.

"I spy something with my little eye."

Shirley Hemphill a good actress

Funny when both Phil and Pastor Rennick are coughing.

--- Phil's take on television executives

3/27/2000 - 3

R.C. Collins

C.d. earned 115K since 12/15.

R.C. publishes an off campus newspaper called "Satanic Weekly". Goth, Vampire, Brotherhood of the Cape.

His biology teacher is Kathleen Fonda-Cox.

Lotta Dix, Anita Lay are also teachers at Chatsworth High.

Billy The Impaler is grounded by mom. He and his friends sacrificed a Barbeque chicken.

3/28/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Phil Hendrie

Flashback - R.C. Collins

Phil and his "spoiled" kids are invited to sit in a luxury box at an L.A. Clippers game. (Phil's take on kids reaction.)

His step-kids live a luxurious life. Taken out of school for 1 week for trip. On child got a pop quiz. F was his grade.

Ted Bell

There is still smoking in Ted's of Beverly Hills despite state law prohibiting same. Ted is paying any fines his customers get.

Phil if "you weren't a friend you'd be tasting my right hand."

3/28/2000 - 2

Ted Bell (continued)

Marci Bell is his ex-wife.

Ted is mean to caller who had family die of cancer. "Did your father sit there with his bald head and scare kids?"

Phil Hendrie

Phil has had a rash on his wrist since Friday

Dr. Jim Sadler

Listen to your dad. "Lessons From Jesus" and new children's book by Dr. Jim Sadler.

Jesus had Jon Bonet's head kicked in.

3/28/2000 - 3

Dr. Jim Sadler (continued)

"Lessons from Jesus"

Skippy and Frank

Special guest Shaq. Who beats up Skippy? or is it Frank?

Phil Hendrie

Golf Tournament yesterday for Nick's school.

Wants Melissa Morgan to shave. Guess where?........Already taken care of says Melissa Morgan.

When he was like 12 years old, Phil's friend, Dick Wood, encouraged Phil to go to library with him. They'd ride their bikes and go into the audio/visual section and listen to music. Blues and acoustical blues music from southern musicians. Phil fell in love with it. Phil talks about the influence on music.

3/29/2000 - 1 Wednesday

David G. Hall

Phil says a prayer despite being told not to. Why? Piss off new advertiser. Le Bons Femme (Club for Men). Woman in leather with lard on hand. Man's foot in stirrups. 'Mistress Vanessa'.

3/29/2000 - 2

Dave Oliva

Previously 'Skippy and Frank'. (Funny because both Skippy and Skippy as President Clinton cough during bit. Just like Phil and Margaret do.

Assaulting sports reporters.

Dave ask "Why no warning label on alcohol?" He got drunk on Crowne Royal which made a 3 bagger look better. Busch Pig, Butt Ugly.

3/29/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Phil life takes us to a restaurant where Phil took antacid before a meal in Malibu. Then to a drug store where he met a lady with a dog.

4K pool table and kids had stuff all over the place. Phil pissed.

Also Kids fighting.

Bud Dickman

Bud attacks Phil because of comments about Britney Spears.

Little Ian Andersen

Thought Jon Bonem of Led Zeppelin was faking his death. Used fake vomit and fake urine stains.

3/30/2000 - 1 Thursday

Brad Rifkin

Backyard energy locator. Allows the common person to search for energy.

America is OPECS jail bitch.

Phil Hendrie

Phil Hendrie didn't get his direct deposit. Bank error.

Phil commented 'He spent the whole month screaming'.

3/30/2000 - 2

Margaret Grey

Back from Miami. Send Elian back home to Cuba. Cuba is nice. Story made her hate her children. She hit her son.

3/30/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Melissa's paycheck NSF.

Phil cancelled in Hawaii - Sears is a sponsor and complained.

Comb Over Boy

Lloyd Bonified

Court ruling that strippers cover up. Lloyd likes the "Artistic Expression". Lucy is so beautiful you could hang her on the wall with a frame around her.

(Lloyd, the character, is evolving. He is in the Navy and toured in Korea. The combat he saw? "Planes were loud".

3/31/2000 - 1 FRI

Ruben Ramón Escobar

Replay of Margaret Grey bit from last night.

Elian Gonzales' father is in Cuba. The family is holding a lottery to find out for whom Elian will work. Kid thinks mom is still alive as he is told she went to Jai aLai at the Dana Fronton or just stepped out to the store.

Hotel rooms who windows don't open

3/31/2000 - 2

Bobbie Dooley

Fears son is gay as he drew a picture of a penis in school.

Sending him to a camp called 'Straight to the Lord'.

Needs to fag proof the house.

Take off his closet doors so he can't come out of it.

Phil Hendrie

Went to Clippers game last night.

3/31/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

How luxurious are Luxury Boxes at games?

Interviews, KNBC wants to do a remote of Phil.

Cookout at Phil's. Sleepover for kids friends.

Phil Hendrie

Bob Green

From Miami WIOD, circa 1996, Phil and his boss "Robert Green" interview the real Larry King.

Art Bell

General Johnson Jameson

Coast to Coast. Art Bell retiring.

April 2000

Date of Show

Guest or Caller

Topic and other information

4/03/2000 - 1 Monday

Phil Hendrie

Thursday they break ground on Phil's pool.

Phil wondering how he'll pay for it. In the `960's Phil's dad wondered the same thing as he drank from a shot glass.

Pool table in house.

Steve Bosell

Suit based on a report regarding index finger and ring finger size indicates homosexuality.

4/03/2000 - 2

 Steve Bosell (continued)

Afraid he's gay.

Phil Hendrie

Melissa Morgan in the house.

Replay - Ruben Ramón Escobar

Phil walking - Lungs

Dr. Robert Green

Men hate oral sex because woman aren't good at it. Horrific act of violation.

4/03/2000 - 3

Dr Robert Green

Oral Sex Painful. Wrote a book, "Don't go there"

Phil Hendrie

Should Phil buy the kids mini-bikes? Rich Jerks.

TV room with kids. Barbie doll staring a Phil from the shelve.

Pool chairs in The Sharper Image.

Phil's dad and finances. His dad had a 62 gold Cadillac. At the end of his life he didn't have a pot to piss in.

4/04/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Dave Oliva

Flashback - Dr. Robert Green

Dave is at Pierce College taking law enforcement classes.

7 p.m. be inside (To Miami Cubans?) Cubans not ready to riot.

(Craig Taylor grew up in the Philippines. Ferdinand Marcos.)

4/04/2000  - 2

Brad Rifkin

Fired from the ad agency of McMahon & Tate. His idea: To have Elian Gonzalez in a Michelin tire.

Comb Over Boy

HBO or anal rape.

4/04/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Plays a Disney CD - What ride is the music from?

Clara Bingham

News - Boy driving car while grand mom in passenger seat. Died from air bag.

Clara has 8 year old nephew drive. Wearing a pork pie hat. Drink punch from a flask so he looks older.

4/05/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Phil Hendrie

Flashback - Clara Bingham

Religion and Phil's kids school.

Postage rate - 33¢

4/05/2000 - 2

Margaret Grey

Cell Phone usage in Los Angeles. "Better to sacrifice a baby than the career of a Jason Priestly."

William F. Buckley

4/05/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Roger Waters vs. Tim Curry. Phil thinks Tim is better than a solo Roger Waters. If fact he can't tell the difference.

Phil Hendrie once tried to cure his baldness

Chris Norton

Pam Andersen dog shoot case. She should be immune.

4/06/2000 - 1 Thursday

Art Griego

Cockpit voice recorder - Payne Stewart crash. Wants Phil to pay 7 figures to hear it. Threatens to sell it to Toby Blackwell at other station. Phil begs Art not to call him. Phil and Art bargain.

Phil Hendrie

Phil went to kids Catholic School for a meeting. Gossips at school who listen to show and tell teachers.

4/06/2000 - 2

Jay Santos

Phil's engineers are drinking tons of Mountain Dew.

Juan Gonzalez is in the country. To get Elian's dad in the house jay suggest telling the protestors to move on. "Shows over". Pepper Spray. Bean bag gun. It's like his experience of opening up a second line at Kmart. People quickly move to new line

Phil Hendrie

Pimp show on HBO. White pimp.

Phil's life is coming full circle like his dad.

4/06/2000 - 3

Bobbie Dooley

Darva Conger. Court annulled marriage. Bobbie is upset she gave up on marriage. Bobbie knows how to keep a marriage together. Sex positions such as: Duraflame, split-finger-fastball, grim reaper.

Steve slapped her around when she  (whisper voice) danced with a black man. She also giggled when he dropped his pants the first time. He beats her by he end of the hour.

Phil Hendrie

Web coming together.

1K raised last night for c.d. Best of The Phil Hendrie Show.

Talking about doing a golf tournament or remotes (yes he said remotes) for My Friends Place. Phil love the casino night benefit at CBS. Great food.

4/07/2000 - 1 Friday

Rolland Schwin

cameo - Billy Wadsworth

FLASHBACK - Jay Santos with Cuban lady from "Q-bah".

Rolland and his wife started  "Camp Bountiful". Go and enjoy food. Activities: rowing, pool, television, vending machines.

3 meals, 3 snacks, 5 egg omelet. Guilt Free.

Billy is 11 years old and 200 pounds.

213-251-3189 - Phil's guest give out this number for their business

Phil Hendrie

Tomorrow dig for Phil's pool.

Katherine, 8, told by friend she is fat.

Margarita in restaurant. Slushie fruit drink for adults. Phil acid reflux. Maria made a spicy burrito.

Car Washed.

Ate health food place. Hated it. Threw it out.

Katie Couric had her colonoscopy.

4/07/2000 - 2

Rudy Canoza

Kid on a stick. Wants Elian Gonzalez to go home with dad. Enjoy Miami and Florida and go home. Elian has "wet feet". Rudy has "dry feet". His Cuban family in Miami will Barbeque him if he don't leave. They have a bathtub of marinade.

Phil Hendrie

Discusses problems with his name H-E-N-D-R-I-E not Henry.

1010 KNEWS story

Big Topic P. Spens???

KFI program, "He does the voice".

Melissa Morgan - Lillian Vernon catalogue. Pool floats.

Katherine and her weight.

4/07/2000 - 3

Doug Dannger

Leonardo Dicaprio interview with President Clinton. Not aired by ABC because they are homophobic.

4/10/2000 - 1 Monday

R.C. Collins

FLASHBACK

R.C. believes Elian Gonzalez should use the Make-A-Wish foundation to stay in U.S.

R.C. contacted them when he was 14 and had testicular cancer. His wish: to see Brittney Spears aeroeal and boob area.

R.C. sounds learned regarding Communism.

Phil Hendrie

Maria AT 25TH anniversary party for Arista Records. Phil not going.

4/10/2000 - 2

Bob Green

C.D. for My Friend's Place raised 121K.

Bob is a profiler for the police. Regarding the Jon Bonet Case.

Miss Snuggle White Diaper contest. Struggle and fight between Jon Bonet and mom. Jon Bonet broke a chair over Patsy Ramsey.

Funny -- Phil and Bob repeatedly talking over a caller.

Phil Hendrie

Comb-Over-Boy

Phil at 5 years of age was living on 7th Avenue in Arcadia, California. Playing in the mud hole he dug out front.

Phil's dad issues.

Jack Nicholson not good as a Marine.

Jokes that Shafer does Coke.

Phil stressed over show. Was it good?

4/10/2000 - 3

Comb-Over-Boy

Callers

Why he combs over and talks slow.

Phil Hendrie

David G. Hall

To Phil and the rest the 70's was rock not Disco.

The real David G. Hall's BMW engine seized on freeway. "David" calls in and is pissed Phil mentioned it.

The Masters.

Maria all alone with the men at the party. N'Sync and Maria Sanchez.

End song - Night Fever by The Bee Gees

4/11/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Phil Hendrie

Touching tribute to golfer Bob Swain, who died in 1997. (Funny too).

Flashback - Phil & Bob Green & caller

Raj Fahneen

Vijay Singh - Bob is upset that a foreigner who won the Masters behaved the way he did. Smug look on his face.

Phil Hendrie likes the Chinese food at Jan's? Marketplace in Thousand Oaks, Ca.

4/11/2000 - 2

Mavis Leonard

Elian Gonzalez should get the Whoopin' of a Lifetime when he gets back to Cuba. Mavis sings some old negro spirituals about beating.

Mavis beats her kids when the start stuff. Tie to tree.

Phil Hendrie

Now Phil is telling us he WENT to Arista 25th Anniversary party. He may have been most famous person there. Except for Bill Mahr.

4/11/2000 - 3

Margaret Grey

Phil Hendrie recently pitched a cartoon.

Margaret Grey was also at the Arista party. She believes Phil was uncomfortable at party because he does not fit in. A music heavy weight Phil is not. He just wanted to be something he isn't for a night. "Phil doesn't need to rent Limo. A Towne car is ok for the likes of him."

4/12/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Steve Bosell

Flashback - Mavis

Steve doesn't believe the Ramsey's should take a lie detector test. Steve took one because his wife was suspicious of his relationship with the 17 year old baby-sitter. He drove her home, they talked, she touched his penis through his pants and kissed him on the cheek.

Steve talked to girl about films, Chagall exhibit. And smoked pot.

Steve doesn't think the Ramsey's would invest all that money into girl and then slam Jon-Bonet Ramsey's head into a cement post.

4/12/2000 - 2

Sister Josephine

Bud Dickman

Elian Gonzalez is blessed like Jesus. Cuban savior. He will lead Cuban's to the promised land.

She is rolling bones.

Phil is under her spell. Can Bud rescue him.

4/12/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

R.C. Collins - in studio

A LANDMARK DAY.

Phil reflects on his losing it with some callers.

Thanks to Craig Taylor, Phil Hendrie plays a c.d. called "Space Capades". It has a 50's Chamber of Commerce music feel to it. Theremin as a music instrument.

Space Capades is from a series of C.d.'s called "Ultra Lounge".

What will some day become the Bobbie Dooley theme song, 'Holiday for Strings' (Artist - The Voices Of Walter Schumann), is played by Phil. Phil's reaction when he hears it, "PERFECT!"

50's discussion.

4/13/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

Flashback - Sister Josephine.

Phil Hendrie invites actual callers to share their favorite Phil Hendrie guest and bits. Phil turely doesn't remember some bits and fondly remembers others.

Phil cleaned some bags of gifts from listeners who met him at remotes. Bag of hotel soaps, shampoos.

Phil and Bud once did a remote at Disney Land. Disney was humorless and Phil was almost fired. He remembers calling out for his wife, Maria Sanchez, and like 5 Maria Sanchez's showed up.

Jay Santos

Jay gets very excited. I mean VERY excited over his new, Citizen's Auxiliary Police theme song. First playing of it.

4/13/2000 - 2

Bobbie Dooley

Health & Fitness. Bobbie went from a size 6 to 4. Janice Ketchum is a size 12. Bobbie is helping her loose weight with power walks, tapes and Jamba Juice.

Cow in stretch pant had a Dove bar slapped out of her hand by Bobbie.

Phil Hendrie had potato salad for lunch.

Phil Hendrie

He believes Japanese music worse than A-bomb.

In 1993 Minnesota, Phil Hendrie 42 was dating a 23 year old receptionist. Friday they would dance to techno music.

4/13/2000 - 3

Charlie The Fountain

Charlie is an advertising man. Elian Gonzalez in a video saying he didn't want to go home to Cuba. Charlie The Fountain believes Elian shovels it with the best of them and could be a great actor. Elian's great uncle is refereed to as a "money grubbing Cuban".

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Mike Shafer

Phil Hendrie bumper music provided by some very talented artists.

The Phil Hendrie bumper music was identified using my cell phone and 'V Cast music id'. The title may be accurate but not necessarily the artist since it is a short clip of an instrumental bumper.

4/14/2000 - 1 Friday

4/17/2000 - 1 Monday

Dr. Jeff Dowder

Toilet to Tap. The proposed recycling of #1 and #2. #2 into low cost autos and dish soap. Until it's online Dr. Dowder proposes dropping off bags of urine and feces to the treatment plants.

Phil Hendrie

Rainy in Los Angeles. Phil saw some accidents driving to work.

Mud hole where the pool is being dug.

Sat - Phil saw parts of Star Wars Episode I with the kids. Jar-Jar Binks one.

4/17/2000 - 2

Ted Bell

Stock market down 600. Ted Bell lost 65% of portfolio Friday. About 7 million.

To make money Ted is charging a cover at the restaurant, $5. You can also live his life. For $200 hour - Ride around Beverly Hills in his Z3 Roadster. $10 an hour swim in his pool and act like his friend when Ted has guest.

For $500 an hour Ted's wife will escort select gentlemen to dinner. NO SEX!..........Unless you pay $1000 and Ted's in the room.

Phil Hendrie

At 70 years of age, Phil's dad was selling tires for Firestone. He was broke

AMGEN Co. near Phil. Value of stock.

4/17/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Going to do a table read for Futurama.

Vermont Country Store catalog.

Some affiliates are screwing up breaks

Harvey Wiremen

R.C. Collins

Greta Garbo "lesbian" letters are being released tomorrow. Harvey thought of Greta when wit Gladdy.

Masturbate furiously to Greta Garbo.

R.C. calls in to voice his displeasure of Harvey saying he spanked it to who? Greta Grabo.

4/18/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Robert Green

Tornados that hit trailer parks. "Our Father doesn't want us living there." "Take it up the old dirt road."

Mobile home parks are the Devil's playground. Wallets chained to belts. Camaros. Mullet hair cuts. Gum disease. Syphilis.

Phil Hendrie

Craig Taylor chains wallet to belt. He lives up the street from studio.

Large mud hole where Phil's pool is being dug. He was up at 2 A.M. today.

Shots of booze over cost of pool. Like his dad.

4/18/2000 - 2

Brad Rifkin

Thanks to Futurama. Table read today. Shoot episode tomorrow.

Brad Rifkin is an ad rebel.

Elian Gonzalez has influence over us. "We crap out and eat him up." Elian craps gold.

Thirst, Hunger, Need for Elian.

If Elian Doesn't like Harry Potter, the movie is dead.

Elian Recently punched up some jokes for Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Phil Hendrie

Phil's parents came from Canada in 1949 in a 49' Ford.

5 years later, U.S. Citizens.

"Mike O'Malley Show""

Mike Shafer loves Rush.

4/18/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Maryann,

Phil Hendrie's kid sister

FLASHBACK - Jeff Dowder, Toilet to Tap, with worker from water plant.

Phil Hendrie's kid sister, Maryann, calls in with a history of the Hendrie family crossing the border from Canada into U.S.A.

Gelco is Maryann's husband. He is from Croatia.

Phil and Gelco got drunk at Christmas. Christmas story.

Comb Over Boy

My Favorite Queer

Coast to Coast

Art Bell

General Johnson Jamison

General Jamison travel to Area 51 for a remote.

Art Bell advertises a device to store all of the unused Y2K items up your ass.

4/19/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Margaret Grey

FLASHBACK - Art Bell General Jamison at Area 51.

Margaret says it is sad there is no movie about Oklahoma City bombing. There was one written called, "Oklahoma City, Boomtown.". The hayseeds memorializing it need to uptown it. Revitalize the Oklahoma musical

Kids singing off key at memorial. People crying weren't mourning loved ones, they were crying over singing.

125K for My Friend's Place c.d.

4/19/2000 - 2

Jay Santos

First time with Jay's Theme song in action. Jay is going to calm kids during the anniversary of Columbine by talking to kids in malt shops and drive-ins. Talk to them in their language, "What up G?", "Dyn-no-myte!"

We need to deter a kid who might want to bugger a toddler. Pizza parties, grape soda, Sunny Delight.

Phil Hendrie

Phil's 10 year old had written violent lyrics to song. He talked to kid.

School violence.

Phil cut Futurama today. Told by police man over cruiser p.a. to "use the crosswalk".

4/19/2000 - 3

Lloyd Bonified

Man told a joke. Women complained. Man shot women. - Lloyd - Women have no sense of humor. Laugh at veteran's jokes.

Lloyd tells jokes. Same one he told a Christmas party:  "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?" "He wiped."

"How many animals can you fit in a panty hose?" "1 beaver, 2 calves, 1 ass and 1000 crabs."

Phil Hendrie

Phil reads a Priceline gas ad. "Coming soon." And other ads.

Venice

R.C. Collins

Part on 4/20. Drum Circle.

Smoke pot on 4/20. Hitler's Birthday.

4/20/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

Real Callers

FLASHBACK - Jay Santos

Phil reads from bible. 4/20 at 4:20 smoke pot.

Phil smoked pot in 60's and 70's gave up 10 years ago.

Story and origin of 4-20. Phil 47

Phil starting up smoking dope (weed).

"Taco Lido"

Craig a smoker

4/20/2000 - 2

Bobbie Dooley

Wheelchair ramp of Columbine survivor forced into garage because of Community regulations. Bobby is proud of that Homeowners Association.

In the Bougainvillea phase, Tom a firefighter, fell on back protecting a baby. "Got crippled up". Forced by Bobbie to use a "pet access door for humans" near a service porch ramp. Can't have that eyesore of ramp at front door.

There was a birthday party at community center. From the school a girl in a wheelchair - mouth open and drooling - Kids got scared and ran away. Ruined party.

Tom, the firefighter, made a judgment. As he fell two floors holding the baby he could have maneuvered the kid around over his rear and used baby as a seat cushion.

Phil Hendrie

Producer Mike Shafer almost buried in the sound baffle that just collapsed.

Soil report for Phil's pool needed.

SAG strike looming. Phil reads for commercials.

4/20/2000 - 3

Dave Oliva

In Virginia a group of residents got radar guns from police. They use them, not tag number, contact DMV and they send letter to slow down.

Dave, who wants to be L.A.P.D. uses a gun sent to him by cousin. Police should also issue guns.

Phil gave Dave his car tag to test Dave's alleged contact in DMV. Dave got Phil's address.

A caller states he is a detective from San Diego.

Dave chased L.A.P.D. speeder in his two tone Impala with radar gun out the window.

Phil Hendrie

Phil ask : How many listening stoned for 4/20?

4/21/2000 - 1 Friday

Phil Hendrie

FLASHBACK - Dave Oliva and lady caller. Dave goes crazy

Phil relates the story of confrontation with lady while entering parking garage. He had right of way yet she leaned on her horn.

Premiere takes up four floors in building.

"People crap all over you, then piss on you and wonder why you're mad."

Rolland Schwin

Fat Pride Easter egg hunt at Camp Bountiful in Anaheim Hills.

The Regalia. Nude Easter egg hunt - adults and children.15 pounds of candy per child

At noon the kids search for the Golden egg hidden on him or his wife. The get an Outback gift certificate.

4/21/2000 - 2

David G. Hall

Good Friday. Message to all Christians. Sit low in saddle. No Easter if not for Jews.

We eat ham. That's a slap at Jews. Jesus was a Jew. Italians killed Jesus.

We force a BLT into the face of Jewish deli owners by having the Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich on the menu.

Merry Christmas to You. Happy Hanukah to your boss.

4/21/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Carl's Jr. Sunrise special. Phil says awful. Phil rags on Carl's Jr.

girlfriend's and their influence over men.

Rob, Craig's friend, is a pussy because of girlfriend's influence.

Don Parsley

He didn't take his Psychosis medicine because he's fasting.

Daughter's chocolate bunny rabbits and chicks were looking at him. So he stabbed the eyes out with an ice pic.

His daughter's cloth rabbit, given to her by her grandmother, was staring him down. So he pulled the eyes out.

Don Parsley

Dr. Jim Sadler

Dr. Sadler calls in to offer Don some advice. Wants Don to apologize to chocolate rabbits in refrigerator.

Don is subsequently assaulted anally by the chocolate rabbit. "Don't use mayo....Olive Oil! Olive Oil!"

4/24/2000 - 1 Monday

Phil Hendrie

FLASHBACK - David G. Hall and the Salt Lake City Sunday School teacher, "Tell Me What you like?"

Easter at Phil's house. accusation of someone hitting on another's girlfriend.

Phil's mom. Pre Parkinson's. Full mental faculties. Takes forever to move 5 feet. with walker.

Steve Bosell

Afraid wife wants to kill him. The indications: A) Brought him a beer for the first time. B) Sharpening knife and whistling. C) Measured his height and then cleared trunk of her car. D) Listening to Dixie Chicks song "Goodbye Earl" full blast while dancing. E) Bill from the hardware store for 'rope, tarp and duct tape.

Why? He pulled her out of a bar by her hand because of the way she was dancing. Caused some bruising on her arm.

He now wears a chastity belt to bed and a metal plate around neck. Restraining order may be filed to keep her away from his side of room.

37:10 "God damn both of you."

4/24/2000 - 2

Austin Amarka

Retired Federal Law Enforcement

24 years. Freelance too

Elian Gonzalez taken into custody Saturday. Elian is a sissy - crying and whining. "Kill em' all and let God sort them out."

Elian could have ripped the agents eyes out. Or ripped the carotid artery.

Grow a set. "Butch it up."

A 5 year old girls killed his partner when she stepped on his throat wearing patent leather shoes.

4/24/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Little Ian Andersen

No boycotting Dr. Laura off the air. Ratings too high.

Little Ian Andersen - Elvis was a fat slag lying in the loo. - Ozzy is better. Elvis was buried in the backyard like a hamster.

Melissa Morgan went to Graceland over the weekend.

New design for the web page up now.

4/25/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Phil Hendrie

Book says Phil is the Number 1 afternoon drive in Los Angeles. (Or is he kidding?)

Harvey Wireman

Problem with the census. During the 1960 census Gladys got apple treed by a census taker. She was observed sitting on pillows gingerly. Walking like she rode a horse. Whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah.

Every time he walks by the bedroom he sees a census takers ass going up and down.

Harvey did housewives during and earlier census. They didn't need to sit on pillows.

Phil Hendrie

Hemp book

4/25/2000 - 2

Dave Oliva

Florida Marlin players boycotting the game over Elian Gonzalez situation. Dave believes a Cuban working or not working...What's the difference?

Miami Dade police should pepper spray the players into playing.

Matt Drudge in the studio.

4/25/2000 - 3

Mavis Leonard

A melee at the Washington D.C. zoo on African America day. Violent act near the primate house because of shared racial memory. Whites shared memory triggered near a barnyard because of first sex with a sheep or sister.

Matt Drudge live on the air. Compliments Phil

4/26/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Comb-over-boy

Phil Hendrie

.............

Comb overs on Priest. why?

Shafer got some caffeinated mints a Tower Records. Phil likes.

Baldness. Will Phil do anything about it? No! Rather drink acid.

"Jeff" in the house.

Phil thinks David Letterman is funnier. Leno billboard followed by Letterman billboard in L.A.

Hair talk

Phil got a tax bill. He stopped payment on check after not cashed. From Ventura County. Now living Los Angeles County

Phil started having better sex in 30's. More confident.

Peter North Penis Pump®

FLASHBACK - Dave Oliva and Puerto Rican caller discussing pepper spraying Elian protesters,

Castro

Phil at Grand Cayman snorkeling

Maria Sanchez doesn't like going to places Phil was at with other women earlier in Phil's life.

--- Phil, "Do you want to go to X for the weekend?" Maria, "Oh so who did you go to X with?"

Rugby players

4/26/2000 - 2

R. C. Collins

Was a Boy Scout. Kidney dialysis 3 times a week. Gave up Scouts.

Boy Scouts...Scouting Boys...Webelos... We Blow.

No gays in the Boy Scouts. Doesn't want them to be the butt scouts.

R.C. got thrown out of the cub scouts because he ate a Brownie.

Craig Taylor, engineer, was a Boy Scout.

Phil Hendrie

Bumper music from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Calling a program directors. Phone call information.

Wife and kids at the beach house.

Monday night - Three Stooges biopic.

He asked "Craig" for Friday off.

4/26/2000 - 3

Chris Norton

Pharmaceutical Rep.

Partner in Huge Enterprises. An Adult Erotica business.

Proposing an adult movie filmed in Columbine High School. In the rooms where killings took place. Money shot on a door knob.

This movie will spread love throughout the school.

Chris Norton's stage name is "Christopher Woodman".

Working title 'Columbone'.

Peter North will not be in film.

Phil Hendrie

Phil watch the movie 'Silkwood'. Where is the No Nukes movement?

Show ends with the Pink Floyd song 'Learning to Fly'

4/27/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

Phil #1 slot in Los Angeles. Comb over boy reading his own numbers on the air.

Phil and callers. Story where he offered free tickets and never gave out in Miami.

Penguin caffeinated mints from Tower records.

Phil on phone with program directors regarding show content complaints.

Letter from 4/20 coalition founder. Phil disses him. He'll come on show if Phil pays airfare and hotel.

Craig Taylor, engineer.

Did Futurama looping. Airs a week from Sunday. "Waterfall" character.

TV workers support each other. Radio is cutthroat.

Michelle from sales in the house.

Mike & Gretchen

Phil renegotiated contract. Now gets 47K a year, Cab no wipe with paper. (funny)

30 minutes in -- bumper 'All Your Love' Gary Moore and 'Slow Ride' Kenny Wayne Sheppard.

Neighbor of Phil's had lawn clippings spontaneously combust in garbage can. Burned his breaker box.

4/27/2000 - 2

Margaret Grey

Fetal Position 2000 - Walk Like A Man

Entertainers and Stem Cell Research.

Having a fundraising cotillion in May to pay for abortions of poor.

Margaret singing first time professionally in 30 years.

Celebrity auction of Vic Morrow's neck tie

If he had a choice Christopher Reeve would rather be Michael J. Fox.

Fetus are Shrimp cocktail swimming around.

Partial Birth Abortion...A pair of pruning sheers and it's all done.

Handing out 24 carat gold coat hangers

Phil Hendrie

In 3 years Phil has raised 400K for 'My Friend's Place'

Robert Green

Marjorie Hart

Paranormal activity. Works with police in conjunction with a medium.

Communicate with a dead Jon Bonet Ramsey.

Jon Bonet says Patsy killed by mistake. Thought she was Burke

Patsy said, "I did it again." Like slogan in Stuart Andersen's Black Angus commercial.

Crank call

Phil Hendrie

Pool

Melissa Morgan, writer. Does a human body float? Man leaped off Golden Gate Bridge during police chase.

Advertising Bro Brummel - Pitching Elian Gonzalez in Crest toothpaste ad.

Show toothpaste to Cubans for the first time.

Brad proposes a slogan

"If Princess Di didn't have all her teeth knocked out she'd use Colgate."

Andrea, KFI promotions called to congratulate Phil on #1. He's just saying it, not really #1.

Los Angeles News Coverage.

Neighbors across the street neglect their sons, Douglas and Andy Bromley.

They have a blow up pool and allow them to watch X-files.

They eat Go-Gurt, which is a substitute for a prepared meal

Nintendo is an automated babysitting device.

"It takes a village to raise a child."

Bobbie and Steve propose extracting the kids like Elian to protect them.

Charlie Rose interviewing Kevin Spacey. Is Kevin a little fey?

Humvee

Phil had his buddy "The Swede" over to watch movies while Maria and Kids at the beech. Lakers & grilled food. "Swept Away".

Friday night fights: Eddie Valentine Vs. Marisleysis Gonzalez.

If only Phil didn't say "God Damn" so much according to Premiere Radio Executives. Phil's response, "Ok than what? If I didn't say it so much than what?" Phil uses it because it's part of the character.

Phil does 4 hours of show prep.

"Classical Connection" radio show.

MAY 2000

Date of Show

Guest or Caller

Topic and other information

Mark Dennis died Saturday. He recorded the "Phil Hendrie" segue audio that we all hear.

Phil & Maria in Santa Barbara over weekend. Phil dancing, drinking, cooking own steak.

Phil's birthday September 1st.

Near end of hour a Tyson's Chicken ad. Lady singing some Italian? "Soma Myse Alow." or "I love the taste of poo"..Or whatever.

Remember the winners! Korea, WWII. Not the fancy boys from Vietnam.

Lloyd's son Alan Bonified is dumb ass for getting blown away on 4/13/1970.

He only had 12 days left and he's dragging wounded to a chopper.

Phil mentions the ABC mini-series 70's and the 60's.

Ted discusses the ABC Time Warner dispute.

Ted hasn't had cable television since the early 80's. He can afford the big satellite dish.

Phil's audience lives in apartments and 1/2 way houses.

Earn money to buy a satellite dish. Trim an extra hedge. Scrub one more toilet.

Phil on hold with Ted discussing Texas caller who works for Acme Truck lines. Funny.

Real Callers

Radio industry writers busting on Phil because he rags on them.

Radio writers are light weights.

Phil wants respect for radio industry and the artistry involved.

No interviews. No television remotes.

Phil rented movie Seven over the weekend. Laughable. Phil hated it.

Taylor mentions Mallrats. Phil hated it. Jay and Silent Bob are good characters.

5th Element.

Clerks hasn't aged well.

Phil invites comments from Real Callers: "What movie were you told was great, but it sucked?"

Phil watched Ali McBeal and Sex & The City stoned.

70's mini-series bad.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

Ate kids Easter candy.

Infomercials.

Satellite versus cable.

Phil discusses the many choices he has now that he's earning 48K a year.

Dearth penalty woman.

FLASHBACK - Ted Bell and the caller from Laurie Texas.

Phil beating Comb-over-boy soon.

Grills and the BBQ catalog.

The Columbine tape is revolutionary cinematography. Acting. Comedy.

Kid hanging one arm from window like Harold Lloyd.

Doug's grand mom, he loves her to death, is adult diapered with the O.C. Register and pissed in the paper for 7 days.

Phil pissed.

People around Phil got their feelings hurt over the last bit. Phil pissed. Every few years he needs to fire the crew and start anew. They need to follow directions from Phil.

Pool needs to be redug.

Won the guest host contest.

Drives a 71' El Camino with the personalized plates 'SUAVCTO'.

Likes Marisleysis Gonzalez and would like to see her backside.

If she has a big rear like most Cuban women he would like Marisleysis Gonzalez to lower the rear towards his face area.

"I would like to bury my face into those cheeks."

CD

Futurama

Fox television shows.

Recent promotion to Brigadier General with the Citizens Auxiliary Patrol.

Creative ways of dealing with Columbine situation. Such as pretending he's a student at the locker getting an apple. Get the jump on the assailants.

Jay failed the LAPD psych test.

While working at the Johnson Beverage Co. in Portland Oregon he shot into the dark at a prowler. Next morning they found the company controller dead. He was coming in early for work.

FLASHBACK - Dave Oliva with Cuban lady caller.

SAG strike. Commercial actors and producers.

Watch 84 Olympics tape and saw Jason Alexander in a Kingsford Charcoal commercial.

Tiger Woods is hurting himself by honoring the SAG strike.

Black actors are interchangeable.

Nipsey Russell stood in for Denzel Washington, when sick, in The Hurricane.

Whoopi Goldberg did some close up shots for Cuba Gooding Jr., when stuck in traffic, in Jerry McGuire.

Smile of black actors reflects so much light you can't tell who it is.

Gary Coleman with a 1/2 golf club could be Tiger Woods in a long shot.

Catalogs browsed by Phil.

She got an 'I love you' email, but it's not the virus.

There is a wealthy widower, Ed Thurman, in her neighborhood who she believes sent it to her.

She had a man in the mall admiring her. He wouldn't leave her alone. So she went into his car and gave him oral sex so he would stop pestering her.

Steve Dooley very jealous.

Sharper Image catalog.

Craig Taylor and Nikki.

Phil and his brother shared a room as kids. Attachment to house connected by a porch.

They had a fan that utilized ice cubes to cool down.

Monday

Dodger Baseball - Dodger's vs. Ethnic Food Spokespersons.

Phil talks about an audition he did for a "wrap around" for the Europe version of 70's mini-series.

Father Gregg needs to bless Phil's house.

Chris and Alex play Starcraft with Africans.

Nick on Dragonballs.

Craig Taylor and Nikki (red head).

Phil's agent Pamela calls in. She got a call from her boss, David Brady. She mentions "The 70's show" when talking to Phil.

Love and the 2 by 4.

Steve saw a hot Asian with a big top.

Grabbed a 2by4, Paul's plumbers putty and WD-4. He pushed out the knot hole and got it stuck when the putty hardened.

Attorney is William Blazingame.

End of hour Phil says, "God Bless Mark Denis"

Monday

At Churchill Downs in Louisville for The Kentucky Derby.

She sings 'My Old Kentucky Home' spelling the word D-A-R-K-I-E-S, so as not to offend blacks.

In the Kentucky Derby if a horse does not win-place-or show its off to the glue factory.

Catherine might be eating Jell-o and it's actually "Attaboy Joe".

Melissa Morgan from Kentucky

Web site still blows. Other alternatives for fans such as Yahoo groups.

Brass is not celebrating Cinco De Mayo, an Anglo holiday.

Wanna be Latin grasping for a racial straw.

The Cure

Bill Keesling, "Shuck & Jive"

Big announcement at the top of hour 3!

Million Mom March is nothing more than white women stealing an idea from black man.

Many great ideas came from a white woman sleeping with a black man and then telling her white husband.

September a Casino Night to benefit My Friend's Place. Dwight Yoakam playing. Dwight a fan of show.

CD - 130K

Phil fat and trying to lose weight.

Tim Kelly, a Premiere Radio executive, watching Phil.

Rolland Schwin

"Show food on your face

and then wear it on your ass"

San Francisco has outlawed size discrimination.

Rolland believes they should be able to replenish (eat) anywhere.

Against the use of napkins. As it removes evidence of replenishment.

In San Francisco they have replenishment troughs and "feed bags" around neck.

A maitre'd who suggested he use a napkin is now peeing blood.

(16 minutes into the interview with no calls switched to Chris Norton.)

Chris Norton

"See him and you'll lube up!"

Bring back the Speedo.

Chris is touring beeches in Southern California wearing:

------ Day glow yellow Speedo, shoeshine spiked hair, turquoise necklace, wrap around gargoyle sunglasses, friendship bracelet, and carrying a six-pack of Tab and a Frisbee.

At the end of his tour he will auction off the Speedo worn for a week and unwashed.

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Real Callers

R.C. Collins

Steve Bosell

Fire gardener?

Alex's High School same as Middle School for younger brother. Alex upset.

Phil wants to compile a list of Steve Bosell lawsuits. Real callers call-in.

One callers gives a shout out to "UPS Roger in Chicago. Your biggest fan."

Close with Frank Zappa song, "Valley Girl"

George W. Bush - Drug and Booze use.

Closest to Republican party is American Nazi party says Larry.

This is bull as Larry is cranking Phil

Maria Sanchez, Phil's wife, asked Phil if she should bring something to a Hollywood party. Like a covered dish.

Diet catalog.

FLASHBACK - Brass Villanueva

Lottery winners of 360M in the news

"How to behave when nouveau riche."

Electric fence at house.

Ted has new radio show - 'How to act when you're rich'

20:40 My Love Will See You Through, Tyson Chicken ad. No Hormones. No Steroids. Full advertisement.

FLASHBACK - Pastor William Rennick with baboon heart doctor's secretary.

(I listened to this on April 3, 2008 at 10:50 a.m.)

R.C. Collins

'Wango Tango' - Last year with the kids. This year too. No limousine. Phil's kids feel entitled now. They need to get feet on ground.

AM/FM family of stations now.

Clear Channel soon.

R. C. follow up. "Scotty's kid not Mongo."

Scotty's child is normal.

Taking bets on weather Retard, club foot, Autism, neglected/violent.

This is related to James Doohan being in his 80's. His kid will still be young when James is "fertalizing daisies from the wrong end."

Friend's cast gets 1M an episode each.

Worth it because they influence our appearance. Women want to look like Courtney Cox.

Gays work out like David Schwimmer.

Fan Web sites.

Los Alamos wildfire in New Mexico.

Concerned about the fire. It's still burning. Art hasn't seen any Dalmatians. He hasn't seen any bucket brigades.

FLASHBACK - Ted Bell with USC girl. New Money. (Such as my dad's son. Not me! I said my dad's son.)

Phil's broadcast camp idea.

Website.

Phil's ethnic assortment of girlfriends over the years. Maria Sanchez - blonde hair / green eyes.

Listened to this hour as I drove on 495 in Delaware, heading to Virginia, April 4, 2008.

Hale Berry accident where she left the scene.  Probably targeted by citizen who had a script.

She's our little Hershey Kiss. She's our brown Marlo Thomas.

Having her do community service is like a forced circumcision. Like doing splits over glass.

Actor's near non-actors, regular citizens, is a psychology rape.

When Hale Berry leaves the restroom it smells like someone sprayed Glade Spring Blossom.

David Justice and Hale Berry.

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Andy Warhol and woman who shot him.

Mavis believes Rudy Giuliani's wife left him because he isn't erectile (from prostate cancer).

In Bible it says man must be erectile every Sabbath.

Mavis had an affair with a grocer bagman when her husband, Richard, wasn't erectile from the prostate cancer.

L. Ron Hubbard Book, 'Battlefield Earth'

Taking kids shopping for Maria's Mother's Day Gifts. She's getting four this year.

Maria telling Phil where to shop for Jewelry and even bread. She had earring appraised.

Phil's first date with Maria he picked her up in a  Ford Ranger pick-up. Santa Anita Race track, Santa Anita Handicapped. Valet Park. When picked up the attendant didn't know how to drive stick.

Phil friend, 'The redhead' has a 1965 Volkswagen Bug in his back yard.

Someone in studio used to own one.

For whatever reason can't get cable television in studio in Sherman Oaks, CA 2000.

Trying to have satellite TV installed. No ready!

Alternate websites for Phil. Including those who archive.

Trying to market c.d.

Phil's appearance fee. (Donated to charity)

Dealing with station management. Not a priority for them.

Flare drop to prevent Californians from going to New Mexico to rubberneck the fire.

Looking for picnic baskets, hot dogs, "red flags" such as marshmallows or anything to cook over an open fire.

He knows the ingredients of a s'more.

Spot checking bags a sporting goods stores.

Jay Santos Theme 1955 Highway Patrol Television show.

Had a tubal ligation. (tubes tied)

Steve is scared of a vasectomy.

A woman is the receptacle of a man's seed.

2nd Amendment Sisters.

On Mother's Day when Bobby sees he son clean a gun, it gets her moist.

Phil Hendrie had a vasectomy.

Mother's Day Gifts

Phil's kids have BB Guns

No killing animals.

Bible talk.

Bill Keesling in the hizzie.

Scientology has won.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta will bring the women to Scientology for breeding.

"You will reach down for a couple of ankles."

Wango Tango information. Phil went with step-kids, 14-12-10-8. Alex is 12

Good story before, during and after.

'Real back meats'. (Human flesh meats.)

FLASHBACK - Dr. Jim Sadler with lady caller who got wise to the theatre.

Mother's Day & Sunday's in Phil's life.

"She smelled like the outhouse door on a tuna boat."

Swept into the Los Angeles Million Mom march. Walking to buy film. Sign put into hand.

Kids made fun of him. Wife bit nipple & said he smelled like tuna.

Steve once told wife, "She smelled like the outhouse door on a tuna boat."

Neighbor said he should fake his own death and start over again.

30:30 Tyson "My love will see you through."

Phil's friend, Garrett, went off road in Death Valley.

Found broken down party who needed a jump. They had food until Tuesday.

Plus a man in a wheelchair.

Tequila price up.

Jose Cuervo and America's taste in this crap.

Mother's Day at the Sand Dollar in Laguena Beach. Verenda room.

A woman in a wheelchair, "A crip", was in her seat.

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Saw her chubby children and was about to smother them. They couldn't attend the cotillion if fat.

Doorbell rang. An Herbalife saleswoman saved her children.

She put her kids on Herbalife and they are fine now.

Dyed their hair blonde and they sing "MMMbopp" walking through stores. Like miniature Hanson.

Mark Reynolds Hughes, founder of Herbalife had died

Bernie Koppel official website. Having a newborn at an older age.

Story of Jim's 70 year old day. Phil's friend at age 16 in Pasadena.

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Darius, cameo

Caught grandson masturbating so she taught him the facts of life.

She purchased adult pay-per-view from "Hef Hefner and The Rabbit Women."

Made popcorn and a Henry Weinhard beer.

Two movies: 'Ass Wide Shut' and 'The Boner Collector"

Also gave him a Shirley Temple with Vodka to show him how to lubricate a woman in a social setting.

Father's Day Gifts.

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