'The Phil Hendrie Show' - June 2000

I am not sure if Phil Hendrie knows of Alycia Lane. Since her arrest on Saturday he may have seen the news wire, and knows of her. I will really miss 'Anchor Pussy'.

Date of Show

Guest or Caller

Topic and other information

Phil on the air at KFI only. On request of David G. Hall. The real one.

Principal of Delancy Forrester high school. Stan Workman's hell week.

Freshman students in jock straps or nude.

---early morning steam bath, Communal meal, wrestling, group dance, group photo in shower.

This is followed by the encounter. Student is taken in a darkened room like a closet. The teacher has a bowl of pealed grapes, The student opens their mouth and they hope a pealed grape is put in there. This is for trust.

Phil at Bill Handel's show on 6/1. Bill gets walked on by his staff.

Phil got cold over weekend at Terry's home. In spa with kids. Steam.

Emperor Bob Hudson getting fired over Challenger joke the day after. "They found out why the Challenger blow up? The astronauts were freebasing Tang."

Book about helping elderly transition into the afterlife.

One Chapter called "Go Already"

For example: tap Bob Hope on the head with one of his Emmys.

Dr. Sadler suggest various ways to transition people, including Elian Gonzalez into the afterlife.

To a Portland caller, 'drive your grandfather into surf in his favorite car."

Phil's dad dead 13 years this October.

This evening Phil, Maria, Swede (Carter?) out to dinner and watching basketball game at home.

Phil talks about basketball teams.

Mike and Gretchen and Grandma Roe.

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No cart for Casey Martin. He isn't an athlete if he needs cart.

Art is a D.J. and uses a car in case his job calls him away.

He has very labored breathing. Art insist it's his phone.

Bud Dickman

Handicapped athletes.

A swimmer from Australia, Silver in the 1852 Olympics, No arms and No legs. According to Bud

Best of... Mavis Leonard....Blacks shouldn't get shot at a Popeye's.

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At Adult convention over the weekend in Los Angeles.

Women there didn't want it.

He was wearing: Yellow mesh tank top, Black leather pants, leather boots, shoe shined black hair, studded tongue for oral sex, diamond stud in nose, hemp friendship bracelet, Oakley mirror shades.

John Rocker and his comments.

Larry says what do you expect? John Rocker is a dumb white southerner and the sent a Jew to interview him.

That's like adding gasoline to a fire.

Bobbie comments on recent Supreme Court ruling on grandparents visitation rights.

Grandparents scare kids. They smell of arthritis cream. Have the forces of decay.

She tells a caller she was lucky her grandparents died before she was born.

An air raid siren was installed at Western Estates to warn kids a grandparent has passed through the front gate.

NBA basketball game

Maria, Phil, The Swede at a Lodge yesterday.

Exotic meats with brunch.

Lots of booze.

Booze at home too.

Later went to The Landings for Sushi.

Nick and Alex bet each other 5 dollars on the game.

R.C. Collins

"Laker's in 3 over Indiana."

Phil Hendrie

Lakers Game. Fred Roggin's coverage

Sports announcers; Bob Costas

Saturday night Phil and Maria went to "Late Night Catholicism."

Sushi last night.

Sprinkler at house on for 12 hours.

Landscaping.

Remote issues at Hendrie House with kids. Battling remotes.

At 10, 11 and 12 Phil cut lawns. At home' a push mower with catcher in back.

A best of 2000 C.D. is in the works.

Fan sites such as Bill Keesling's Shuck and Jive.

Close the hour with a Mission Impossible song from movie. Like a Will Smith rap type song for MI.

Intro - Liners recorded by same guy who does Art Bell's liners.

His neighbor, Dan Steelworth, a "D-Day Boy" landed on Omaha Beach.

When Lloyd told him he was in Korea Dan replied, "we can't all be heros."

Lloyd pissed. He is pulling a car in front of his house by leather strap to prove he's tough.

WINZ sent Phil port wine.

Neal Rodgers bashing.

Baseball watching history - Phil

His daughter, Alison, is marrying. 21 years old. No college. No Job. Senior year substance abuse. Abortion.

Charlie is shelling out 75K for the wedding. "What do I get?"

Wants Bridesmaids to give lap dances for $40. Wants the Maid Of Honor, if she chooses, to have sex for $200 an hour.

Sell advertising on the Tuxedo Cummerbunds.

Groomsmen can work in kitchen and valet park cars.

Cover charge for dinner. Valet parking fee.

Phil Hendrie

Has the new Ricky Martin C.D. to play for Phil.

Phil's take on Napster. He supports artist rights over property. (No surprise)

Melissa Morgan is engaged to Mark, a musician.

In Cincinnati next week and will get a ring then.  (Mentioned at beginning of show hour)

Prince Charles gave the world Princess Di. A lovely beauty. Now he gives us Camille Parker Bowels. Frightening!

Camille Park My Bowels.

We need an elegant lady. Prince Williams needs a beautiful step-mom he can develop an Oedipal complex.

Tanya Harding looking good.

Callers to show lame.

Talk Radio, On air and listeners, white trash.

Phil relates the supermarket visit with Catherine asking, "Are you going to get Coors Light?" (For Hal and Viola, her grandparents)

Phil says,  "I wouldn't drink that with your lips.", while the Coors guy is stocking shelves.

Phil buys a case out of guilt. Updates story indicating case is still in the fridge, unopened.

(Mentioned before 12/27/1999 - Hour 1. Slightly different recollection of events. Funny and true, nonetheless.)

-Voice a cross between R.C. Collins and Margaret Grey

Ross Mitchell from Art Bell cut 4-5 liners. Phil's phone numbers.

Melissa Morgan got a ring with a marriage proposal. But ring is going back.

Colleen got an abomination in a box for a ring. Her boyfriend should know the exact ring she wanted. Intuit.

Fell into arms of Neal's best friend Tim, who licks like a 1 year-old Cocker Spaniel. Goes down brown toad road.

Best of - Bobbie Dooley - Grandparent siren.

Nick, 14, beats Phil at billiards. Nick sore loser. Maria, Phil and Nick playing billiards.

Tonight - High School fundraiser.

Teaching nick to drive a 5-speed.

Phil's - Maria, date, valet, 5-speed story

NOT really

John Rocker

Not John Rocker calling in for an interview from a gay bar in Atlanta called, "Probe".

FLASHBACK - Lloyd pulling car in front of D-day Boy.

Pool not passing inspection

Napster and mp3. Jeff plays drum kit and 'Wipe Out' clinic. Sings 'Napster is Crapster.'

In band 'Darkhorse'

(Hear Phil get drumsticks ready at beginning of segment.)

Olive Garden Cowboy.

Wears a full Cowboy outfit with spurs on boots.

Dragged a 1/2 roll of toilet paper, complete with brown stains, from men's room.

And fun was had by all.

Pool.

6/17/0 - Beechfest - Chili cook-off

Maria made a great chili at Super Bowl Party. Not out of a can.

(listened to 5/27/2008)

Microsoft broken-up. May break-up Ted's.

People are having problems with basic computer operations because Bill Gates was our guardian angel.

Ted is an innovator like Bill Gates:

"The Ted" - Captain Morgan's and Coke.

Ted Bell was the first to offer: First child's menu, 2 forks with desert to share, Steak knife, Salad fork, Baked potato with aluminum foil, fresh sour cream.

Phil once parked cars at Steakhouse in Passendena, CA.

FLASHBACK - Steve, Olive Garden, with lady from Texas.

Phil is taking his vacation in mid-June. Maria to 'Donkey Show'.

Last time went south of Puerto Vallarta - place called Jolitio. Passed a soldier check point.

(listened to 5/28/2008 7:45 p.m.)

O.J. Simpson to take lie detector test.

Dave proposes how O.J. can pass test then collect 3 Million dollars for catching killer.

Dave knows his theory is good because he wore his mom's essence stained underwear. While wearing it he channeled J. Edward Hoover, the top cop.

J. Edgar Hoover

Phil Hendrie

Dodgers versus People who cry in public and don't care.

Chuck Herd, Lakers' play-by-play.

Bob Costas

Last night H.S. for Phil's eldest son.

KVEN -- Phil's history at KVEN, 18 months then canned, 38. Push started his car down alley.

Phil's goodbye party a lady stripped for him. Not a stripper, a hot news babe.

1992. Next stop Atlanta.

ATLANTA -- dated listener...big mistake, stalker.

Phil won't get in elevator alone with woman. As soon as door opens she could yell, "ass rape" and sue you.

Don't drive babysitter home alone.

Wants Phil to host the television show 'Pitfall' - Game show for physically challenged .

Blind man searching for bags of money on stage. Watch out for those metal stairs.

Blind don't get hurt. Their muscles are relaxed.

"The deaf sound like chimpanzees."

Game show for Alzheimer's patients: "This is your life - Do you remember it?"

Show them picture of their children....What are their names?

Phil's dad had Alzheimer's. Wore diapers.

Phil had brilliant friend who tried out for Jeopardy buy couldn't get on because his eyes look in different directions.

O.J. Simpson and Denise Brown audio tape played.

Jay believes Denise loves O.J. indicated by many sexual references on tape.

The Citizens Auxiliary Police will stop interracial couples.

They will distract black many by tossing him a basketball.

While he is dribbling it they will ask white woman is she is o.k.

Jay wouldn't know where to take a black woman to get her hair done.

Ed Klu Klux is part of the Klu Klux clan.

Phil Hendrie - Good news on pool.

Cook corn on grill in husk. Soak first 30 minutes. "Feast or Famine"

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Now Art Bell is ripping off Phil by doing the voices. Except all of his callers sound the same.

Phil has gone mad!

Pool still a big hole. working on it since Feb-March.

Phil wants to kill everyone associated with pool. Even his family.

(Only kidding....Playing 50's music c.d. in background.)

Neal Rodgers.

TV execs want to watch Phil do his show.

Water softner spots on driveway. Sorry, mistakes happen. Yes, But not 3 times!

Serious. Scott. got good news. Always problems with contractors.

Nick's graduation tonight. Grade school to high school.

Maria Sanchez happy to tears.

3 weeks ago - argument with Maria Sanchez - She referred to scrubbing Phil's skid marks out of his shorts.

"Doesn't the show my love?"

Hal & Viola at house/ Father Gregg to bless the house.

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She meets men on the internet. They are poets, scientist....and yes they want to spank her ass with a broiler pan.

Beechfest coming up at Long Beech Marina Green.

Boston and the Irish there.

Phil on vacation in Mexico next week.

Same as Friday 6/09/2000 - Hour 3

Offering services to Hollywood women, 50 Thousand per spunk. So they can cash in on single motherhood.

He is healthy, Got a "sack scan".

Phil's show exposes the phoniness of talk radio.

Nick Cohen taking vacation to Colorado River.

End song - Limp Bizkit - Take a Look Around.

Tim, Steve's brother not wanted in family portrait.

Tim is a 50 year old Vietnam Vet with a Vietnamese wife and adopted Vietnamese son.

Steve, 36, was never in Vietnam yet he has flashbacks of what might have been.

His sister-in-law and nephew may be "Charlie" or "NVA regular army".

Bobbie would rather have Casper, the family great Dane who is very very very affectionate.

Watching Game Show Network during break. Can tell by styles if 70's 80's

Reading book 'How We Got There' about 70's.

Black man. Professor at Coolidge University in Trenton, New Jersey.

Disappearance of Dr. J's son perpetrated by NBC and the NBA to boost rating of finales.

Everything is racist to the doctor.

It's summertime let's talk about shark attacks. USS Indianapolis

Listening 6/6/2008 - 7:46 p.m.

(funny R.C. Collins type voice.)

news - Wilding in New York city.

On The Go with Colleen Cristin Brewster.

This is an overreaction. New York men are aggressive. They are just welcoming women to New York.

"So called fondling in New York."

Lady caller from N.Y.C., 42, just thinking that she's 50 today.

AFI survey - Top Comedy movies. Tootsie and Some Like It Hot.

Cross-dressing

30% of women on big city streets are actually men.

Sigourney Weaver is actually Bill Powers, a construction contractor.

Kate Mulgrew, a former harness jockey at Saratoga Springs, Ray Thomas

FLASHBACK - Colleen Cristin Brewster with felt up  "on the moon" caller.

Mexicans are at Phil's house applying gunite to the pool rebarb.

Dave Oliva

Monterey Park

Wilding in New York Central Park.

Mexicans versus Puerto Ricans.

LAPD vs. NYPD. LAPD would never have allowed this. Mexicans would never have done this.

Bible Study. No gays. Menstrual cycle stuff.

Phil then reads and comments on actual passages from the Bible.

John Rocker. Athletes generally dumb. Not Alan Cedric Page. Former Minnesoda Viking. Now MN Supreme Court.

In Century City borrowed the dashboard visor shield from a China man's Toyota Corolla.

Police called.

Court in 3 weeks.

"5 dollar you love me long time."

"You wrap your lips around Ted's meat."

New restaurant soon in Santa Barbara. Ted will change the area.

Pool light crooked. Beach entrance off.

Phil nouveau rich and conscious of it.

Pool sucks.

Election - Gore

Phil entertains us with an Atlanta story. Working there in 1992.

Dating 3 women. Living in Ainsley Park.

Landlord is a grand ole gal. Drinking 'branch water'.

Phil to dentist, Dr. Fink, this a.m. Great hygienist. She doesn't talk.

News - Patrick Swayze pilot. Booze in plane.

Art Flying over South Bay. FAA overreacting.

Drinking 10 beers like flying through a storm.

Does 'mike keying' sound and says, "over"

When plane stahls a 747 pilot ask if he's having a party.

Caller calls Art out, "is this a joke?"

Art comes clean. Not a pilot. Patrick Swayze fan. Making stahl warning sound with a mix master.

Craig Taylor would love to fly. Girlfriend's dad a pilot.

Great moments in 70's music. Elvis Costello getting beat up for bad mouthing Ray Charles.

Neal Rodgers bashing.

LAX - nude places nearby. MIA - get rolled by airport.

Now 6/13/2008 - 7:46 p.m.

Phil's fans call in with their favorite moments and bits.

Lots of pre-syndication moments.

Where's Bud?

Where's Ruth? Phil said son once called.

Listened to this on 6/16/2008 starting at 7:06 eastern time. Eight years to the minute after it first aired.

Reflected on all that's been done in that time.

Mobile music appreciation clinic. Popular music Institute.

Smoking and owl makes music sound better.

Jeff does bong, plays drum pad & sings.

Phil Hendrie - talks about Election, Gore

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Rome (Jim Rome)

Phil likes air conditioning. Maria Sanchez likes windows open.

Alex, 12

Jay is knocking on doors checking for a/c usage.

Gives out post-it-note tickets if elderly are using air.

Ok for 18 year old blondes to use.

First time Jay is wearing the "safari (pith) helmet".

Jim Rome.

Austin Amarka

FLASHBACK - Dave Oliva with Mexican woman.

Phil judging food (chili?) how the ratings got lower as he got full.

News - Guy beat dog because he thought it was gay. Austin Amarka checks in on this topic.

Dogs dry humping leg.

Atta-Boy-Binkey

Funky Chicken Cacophony.

Introduces songs with black artist and blues titles. Plays white bubble gum and 70's music.

Debby Boone. 'You Light Up My Life' - Reflecting on my memories as song played. #1 Song 1977.

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Down in Mexico with Maria Sanchez

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Back from vacation in Mexico. Four Seasons Punta Mita. 30 minutes of Puerto Vallarta.

Rainy night, Sunny day. Animal outside room.

Hertz - rented 71 Volkswagen bug. Snorkeling

Sunday - PTA meeting.

Dick Garrett luncheon.

Bumper sticker - "America OPEC's jail bitch."

Bob Hope Special. Susan Anton, Larry Storch and other 1970's celebrities.

He needs a face lift, eyes are about to fall out of head.

Bob is heading over to Kosovo to entertain troops.

Mike Tyson wants to eat Lennox Lewis' kids.

The Cannibal is a desire to return to his African roots.

Animal magnetism of Mike Tyson.

Brass Villanueva

'Survivor' lifted from Swedish television.

Los Angeles after Lakers championship win.

Brass is out in front of Staple Center a week ago.

Started a disturbance by saying whites had it so good.

Listened to game by pressing ear against outside wall.

Paid by Pacers fans to start riot.

He starts fights professionally. At weddings, family reunions.

Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2. Talk of her spreading it in Basic Instinct. Phil ask what did we really see?

Nick, Phil's oldest son. can't work this summer because....he needs his fanny talcumed...

Maria and kids and 20 other women to Colorado River to Jet Ski.

Jethro Tull concert at Thousand Oaks Center. Phil scored tickets.

Closing song - Limp Bizkit - 'Break Stuff'

Conservative talker.

Maybe Phil is spending the night on the toilet. Got dysentery in Mexico.

Arrested on Sunday, 50th anniversary of Korean War Start.

Broke into Korean neighbors house. Cooked day old steak. Had a Korean beer.

Reparations for saving Koreans during war.

Drank beer as a symbolic gesture. As Lloyd would rather drink out of a toilet at Dodger stadium than drink Asian beer.

To woman who is a Vietnam vet. A radioman/intelligence. Referring to her service. "No wonder we lost."

Lloyd rambles on about Brooklyn Dodgers, Cleveland Browns, Otto Graham.

Jim Rome and Melissa Morgan. Rome yelling. Only Kidding.

Elian Gonzalez back in Cuba.

Pokemon Yellow.

Kevin Mitnick, hacker.

Phil heard of his firing in Atlanta over the radio. His replacement ending his radio show saying, "see you at 7." Phil's shift.

Off to Minneapolis and the snow.

Survivor, Who's the winner?

Suing Cuba for kidnapping.

Demonstrating his freedom by stripping nude to Whitney Houston's Star Spangled Banner.

He has flag attached to his erect penis.

Homosexuality.

Book 'Grouped by an Angel'

Caller, "Shows a joke." Phil, 'it is a joke'. Bit over after 20 minutes.

Phil still sick.

Pool got(?). BBQ building over this weekend.

Mexico vacation. VISA card "declined". France too. Why? Fine print to decline charges. Phil's reaction, "Well of course, No one travels to Mexico and France."

Maria and kids at river.

Phil's Ford SUV not big enough.

Phil complaining about gas prices. $2.50 a gallon!!! California $1.70 a gallon. Midwest $2.50. How's he feel now, in 2008?

(editor note - Ah the good ole days of $1.70 a gallon gas.....Now, June 28, 2008, it's $4.25 a gallon. )

Darva Conger on Larry King and her Playboy pictorial.

Darva is empowering women. She is a role model. Darva is America's Princess Di.

Princess Di went into the tunnel and all that came out the other end was her dress and shoes. They couldn't find the rest of her.

Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan on the outs. Phil plays his "An evening with The Quaids" from March 1. Dennis is upset over her career and is drinking. He belts her.

listening on 6/28/2008 7:45p.m.

Part 10 in 16 part series. Self-Defense.

(Phil looses it. Can't stop laughing during beginning)

1)Take unlit stairs. Serial Killers are lazy.

2) If car breaks down sit and wait for good Samaritan.

3) If raped, relax. Maybe rapist has some technique your husband can use. "Close eyes and wish it away."

4) carry cell phone. Dial 0 and say, "operator, get me the police." It works in movies.

To man who claims his wife has PhD., "I don't want to talk to the little boy, have mommy call."

Sad breaking news....John Rocker was NOT shot and called. Rough news for Phil to take.

Callers chastising Phil. They know his show, but feel others who don't might take Bobbie's advice wrong. Phil says, so you're smart and they're not.

Phil eating Ritz Bitz from vending machine. Phil hypoglycemic. Had Italian Subs in office during show prep.

finished 6/28/2008 9:17 p.m.

Dogs can be gay. Ok to euthanize them. He will euthanize them.

He posted his number in Laundromat with 15 phone numbers at bottom, perforated. He is upset 5 numbers are missing, but only 2 people called.

Cats tricked dogs to become gay. Played head games,

Last Friday Phil and Maria returned from Mexico. That night. Montezuma's revenge. Phil better now.

Survivor. Rowing challenge. One Survivor couldn't swim. Phil knew it was the black man, Gervase Peterson.

Phil hooked on Survivor. Jeff Probst mentioned. Said he is brutal.

Phil at Pasadena City College. PE course. Swimming. Final tough. 400 meters in 5 minutes.

Maria and kids on the way home from river. Entering city now. Last time kids urinated, Laughlin, Nevada.

Suing Cliff Pedigrew.

They had lunch at Appleby's. Steve said Mark Wahlberg couldn't fit into Charlton Heston's jump suit. Penis too big.

Cliff laughed. Penis fake in Boogie Nights. Why you looking at a man's junk?

Steve cried in his truck. Thought Mark Wahlberg needed a prosthetic penis because he lost his in a shredding acccident.

Attorney now named - Dolores Blasingame, Riverside, California.

News - Britney Spears singing and dancing. Wheezing by last song. No kidding. Singing and dancing? No wonder some lip-sync.

'Wizard of Oz' airing on TCM. Second audio playing 'Dark Side of the Moon' in sync with movie.

Listened to Monday  6/30/2008 Started 8:06 p.m. Exactly 8 years later.

Park dedicated to Princess Di. Spearheaded by Rose Muntkin.

Child with Downs Syndrome chewed through ribbon. They might use the park.

Ted believes Princess Di wouldn't have supported a park where disabled kids could go and get picked on.

Mongolian Disease.

Caller - Disabled in El Paso are working. Ted Bell - Is that at the Jim Rome show?

FLASHBACK - Colleen Kristin Brewster with France caller. Darva Conger.

LA Times radio writer Judy retiring.

Good station KALX, college station. Phil recommends.

Skippy & Frank

Bud

Little Ian

Scout Master

Margaret Grey

Firework up ass.

Bud voted off show like Survivor.

Little Ian robbing graves.

Scouts admitting blacks.

Margaret favorite drink recipes.

Real caller and their favorite drink recipes.

Couple of drinks and "Talking to Ralph on the big white phone". (Throwing up in toilet.)

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AMC Neshaminy 24

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Bensalem, PA 19020

United Artist Oxford Valley

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Langhorne, PA 19047

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71 Main Street

Presque Isle, Maine

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