'The Phil Hendrie Show' - July 2000

I am not sure if Phil Hendrie knows of Alycia Lane. Since her arrest on Saturday he may have seen the news wire, and knows of her. I will really miss 'Anchor Pussy'.

Date of Show

Guest or Caller

Topic and other information

7/02/2000 Sunday

7/03/2000 Monday

7/04/2000 Tuesday

7/05/2000 Wednesday

listened to 7/06/2008 noon.

Ross Mitchell opening

Wants to broadcast from DNC. No dice.

Comedy writers at Premiere never laugh.

Phil talks about his dad. 3 wives and their dowry. Business. Gulf station in Pales Verdes.

Not a good father.

Split in 60's to Europe with 2nd wife. Left 4 kids in states.

Phil slept on couch in High School.

"Bum" - can't provide for kids.

Phil read to dad when sick in "locked ward" at rest home. Got dad into nicer home. Got him a bed.

Died mercifully. Didn't leave nickel one.

Flight attendants and passengers. "Crap on cart."

Phil on plane next to Texan. Music on laptop. "Tell me if too loud." "It's too loud."

Phil's lady friend on plane. "Do you mind (mentally disabled sits next to you)?" Phil, "why not say 'Yes I mind'."

Tower Records. Kids like Blockbuster.

4th July party. Ethnic feast. Mowry.

Sorry about Coors comment. Chicago distributors pissed.

started 5:18 p.m. 7/06/2008

JFK crash report. Pilot error.

Art disagrees. Two women on plane with JFK Jr. "Backseat driving" as soon as plane got off the ground.

Shifting mirror to apply make-up. Constant haranguing, complaining. Ditched plane to end the pain.

If mother-in-law on the plane would have flown nose first into a jungle gym.

Art had a couple of blast after flying. Enjoying the dusk at Santa Monica.

Zapruder a filmmaker. 'Death of Camelot' next film. One problem. President Kennedy still alive.

Zapruder mounted a 9mm on camera and filmed assassination. Enter film in 'West Texas film festival'

'America's biggest lie: The Zapruder Connection'

Wimbledon. Serena vs. Venus in semi-finals. Black on black violence.

Mr. Williams medicated himself by pricing Sky Blue Cadillac with white wall tires.

Article in paper about Phil. "Squat and powerfully built". Squat? He's 6 feet tall!

Saw 'Me, Myself and Irene' with kids over the weekend. Gladiator and Red Violin too. Rented movies at Blockbuster.

Sunburn on top of head after only 5 minutes in sun.

Pool nice. Big BBQ. Good job Scott Cohen.

Gardening catalog.

"Start music at 54:23"

"Chris Norton's Hot wear" Clothes to help women get undressed faster. Breakaway business suit. Breakaway maternity clothes.

Ants in house

Honey Nut Cluster cereal. Weird cereal in house. Lots of generic that Maria buys.

'The Hellstrom Chronicles on 14 peyote buttons

Kids Carnival tonight.

Suing Quentin Tarantino. Film Reservoir Dogs. Steve glued his penis to belly.

"Kids, Go to the Hutchins' I have to take Elmer to the hospital."

Sara Jane Olsen

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Sex Track. Take a peak in bags outside video stores and adult stores. Roll back pornography.

Pith Helmet.

Elvis Newton, founder.

"Three Step Take down". Second officer kneels behind person and suspect is pushed backwards.

Telling fake Vietnam Vet callers. Had one during show.

At beach with family.

Came home snake at front door. Get the BB Gun. Nick Head shot to snake.

King Snake. An endangered, good snake.

Kids 14, 12, 10, 8, slept on floor of master bedroom.

News - Thomas Junta, fat fucking asshole (my words), hockey fight/death in Massachusetts.

Bobbie is a soccer mom. Her kids are in youth soccer team from a gated community.

They eat better and are better off so they play better.

Cheer against her kids....watch out!

Clara

Lloyd

Cross promote Phil and Dr. Laura.

1st hour - Dr. Phil (Hendrie) - Phil gives advice to callers.

1st hour - Laura does voices and shtick. Laura is in the new movie as voice of Bullwinkle.

Lloyd is pro-life. But called Dr. Phil for advice. He forced his daughter to have an abortion, but won't visit her in the Nut House because he's pro-life and she had an abortion.

Grass and the Woody Harrelson movie.

Police recruitment. Need to increase salary and perks.

Dave benches 150. 20 push ups. 8 minute mile. 2.7 gpa.

Baseball uniforms of yesteryear.

Governor George W. Bush (The good old days - editor's note) at NAACP.

Can't believe blacks support candidate Bush. Pastor ain't buying Bush.

They fan themselves. No a/c in church because black church.

All Star Game. Piazza, Ripkin injured. Son hates game. No "All Stars".

Phil likes his job.

Colleen says male circumcision is much nicer. One of her boyfriends, a pool attendant in Hawaii. Very active with men

Can't find notes, Phil pissed.

Phil feeling fallout from the Coors comments of 12/27/1999 and 6/6/2000. Coors brewers complained.

Won't accept Sears ads. Don't believe in them.

Pink Chablis. Wine

BBQ counter nice.

building.

12/27/1999 - my notes on Coors comment....

Over the weekend. In laws at house. Phil and kids at market by beer aisle. Kids asked about Coors Light. Phil said he hates it because it taste like pee water. Guy from Coors there stocking shelves. Kids baited Phil about Coors Light. Phil felt bad. Apologized. Bought a case of regular Coors out of guilt.

6/6/2000 - my notes on Coors comment...

Phil relates the supermarket visit with Catherine asking, "Are you going to get Coors Light?" (For Hal and Viola, her grandparents)

Phil says,  "I wouldn't drink that with your lips.", while the Coors guy is stocking shelves.

Phil buys a case out of guilt. Updates story indicating case is still in the fridge, unopened.

Larger cars for the bountiful and proud. Fat Bride.

Risk of grease fires.

Roland cracked a steering wheel while test driving a car.

Penguin caffeinated mints.

Phil's dad had a Cadillac Eldorado. 1963?, white top, white interior, white walls

Brad is an youth sports umpire who can stare parents back to their seats.

Also has two small armies, the young players. On cue they'll send the small end of a bat into a parents chest.

Brads had "a couple of beers" to relax before the game. 3 plus 2 40 ounce beers. "2 quick beers before the game".

Is Tammy Faye Baker beautiful? She gets Harvey's lumber going.

Listened to 8/13/2000

Liam Neeson motorcycle accident.

Allow actors to use heroin scheck to stay thin.

Clear area of deer for Liam.

Margaret mentions some great stars of the 70's who huffed paint. They are no washing cars on the studio lot.

FLASHBACK - Pastor Rennick

Breaking the 4th wall to sit next to us and explain the show. He illustrates how he does show with Pastor Rennick clip.

British woman in studio that Chris likes.

Celine Dion. No child because she's skinny.

Some young girls talking about oral in public. 'The Spot' favorite burger joint.

PT Cruiser.

How many beers would it take? Judge Judy. RC - 4...Jeff keg....Bud 10.

News - Philadelphia cops on video beating Thomas Jones.

Substation at an officer's home. "General" and "Colonel" titles.

The Citizen's Auxiliary Police viewed the tap on Jay's Son's Sony Trinitron.

This is correct police procedure. Cops kicking a man in the head so he forgets he has a gun. He also forgets how to use his arms and legs.

Phil just saw the Orkin television commercial with the roach crawling  on the screen. Some people have damaged their sets throwing stuff at the roach.

News - Cell phone law struck down in a Doylestown, PA court.

Wrong people have cell phones.

Ted had a phone since 1970's. Flair to it's use while driving. Drape right arm over wheel.

Taco Bell soft taco.

One caller states he is the owner of JEM Courier in Austin, Texas.

Eric Clapton music

Cliff Pettigrew's Mexican workers work faster than Steve's white employees and do a better job.

They get paid the same. Steve thinks Mexicans should make less.

Steve's cement finishers feel bad.

Craig Taylor becoming a minister in the Universal Life Church.

News - Jury awards billions in tobacco case.

Cigarettes are not addictive. Can put them down and walk away.

Smokers need their mommy. cigarette like a nipple to momma.

Dr. Green longs for the day when men smoke and looked cool. Like Dean Martin.

(20 minutes)

Calls in to talk about tobacco but afraid he's getting Alzheimer's.

Forgetting things. After break. Doesn't remember he called in. He was trying to take a crap.

Hasn't defecated for three days.

Phil mentions guy who forgot kid in car seat on roof of car. Drove off. Kid bounced off roof. Kid Ok.

listened to 8/26/2008 7 p.m.

Broke in a Community College. Wife taking sculpting classes.

Male model in class abnormally endowed.

Lloyd broke off water buffalo sized clay penis and was holding it when police arrived.

(Segment only 20 minutes of 35 long. Too bad.)

The Who.

Scopes Monkey Trial.

Live Aid Anniversary.

Chuck Barry.

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A blind person qualified for 1500M at Sydney Olympics. Marla Runyan.

Bobbie thinks it sends the wrong message. Send the best to represent us. Not someone with a tin can.

You can't run a seeing eye dog that fast.

Apple Valley caller. Learned with a disabled son.

Bobbie Sings.

Phil goes to the Malibu beach with a cooler jug of Margaritas. Cited by the Sheriff for drinking!

Monday

Monday

Rip Jim Rome. Comb over boy.

Drivers - Safety Cell phones versus applying makeup

Steve vs. wife. He tried driving while applying make-up. Son in car. Pulled over by highway patrol.

Phil cut the bit as it was bombing.

Famous lines from movies.

Phil The Prophet

FLASHBACK - Dr. Green. Why did Kennedy crash the plane? Women wouldn't shut up.

Cannabis Freedom - Jeff uses because dad offers him money and a job in law firm. Dad is essentially saying Jeff can't make it on his own.

Phil got a summons (ticket) for drinking on the beach near Malibu. Cooler of Marguerites. Got a parking ticket too.

Private beaches in California? Phil don't like. Not in Mexico!

Deadly heat wave in the south. Ted can't relate. As a success he has been in air conditioned environments since 19 years of age.

If Ted helps with a donation it messes with the Natural Selection process.

Buy an Original Ted, Rum and Coke, for $6.50 *Ted's waving the tip) and elderly people can sit in a tub of ice for 20 minutes. But first they have to carry the ice from the storage locker across the street. Ted has 15 tubs set up by the valet stand.

Last night Phil couldn't sleep. Maria kicked him out of bed. Television watched and he saw 'Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice'. Robert Culp.

Playboy mansion story. Phil was there 15 years ago to have some portfolio shots taken. Head shots. Pictures of his head. The head on his shoulder.

Frederick's of Hollywood support. 'A hint of Bush' perfume....A bottle full of water and tuna fish oil.

Panty line is toilet sloppy

Regarding relations with younger women Chris says, "If there's grass on the field play ball."

213-251-3189

A-Team - No one ever died.

1985 Playboy mansion story continued. Phil there. Robert Culp there in a yellow Speedo.

Girl from Ipanema song. King Kong soundtrack.

Taco Bell Chihuahua out. Brass felt good - Dog talking too good. Thirst for culture. Made him cry. "That's my language".

Callers to show and screening. Mike Shafer screens.

Phil can't sleep. Swede over for dinner and shooting stick.

TV - Hogan's Heroes.

Reverend Dozier

Change Ministries. Gay now straight through aversion therapy.

Watch gay movies. If aroused Pastor Dozier is behind the wheel of a Honda Civic with a rod attached to car battery.

Reverend Dozier of the Straight Arrow Ministries.

CD - 100K for My Friend's Place. Record Stores....someday.

Penguin caffeinated mints.

Maria likes a dark ale occasionally. Phil, "Only because it looks hip".

Pool 4 weeks.

Flashback, Margaret Grey, Elian Gonzalez wishes he drowned.

Mike Tyson vs. Barbara Streisand.

I got blues hour

Combine dental visit with breast exam and gynecological exam.

He'll perform all 3 while the woman is fully sedated.

Abortions performed while teeth are cleaned.

Lost small business award to spiral escalator idea

Great hour. British caller really upset

Flashback - Vernon Dozier, Aversion Therapy.

7/21/2000 - 2 Friday

At the Democrat National Convention. Checking voter card of whites near Staple Center. Whites=Republican.

Let them, Democrats, have their little party.

If a delegate takes too long at the podium. Jay drops them to their knees with a trash can lid.

Its a French name "St-Play" Centre.

Best of...Lady rolling bones for the child Elian.

Earth Station 1 dot com. Kennedy assassination and NBC coverage.

Waco investigation.

7/21/2000 - 3

Listening 10/25/2008

at 8:18 p.m.

Phil's ratings are weak with women.

David has Phil describe beefcake men. In detail since its radio. This will improve rating with broads.

"They're running like the Amazon River"

"You don't use a tampon because you don't like the penetration"

Talk about women rubbing skid marks out of men's shorts.

Talk about employment at Hooters.

Strawberry Douche. Car scent douche.

Phil comes clean, "I'm doing your voice."

Bud Dickman

Mid 70's. Phil in Orlando. Gene Burns.

House - concrete mow strips. Nicholas 9-8 Football BBQ.

Cigar smoke billiard room.

Top 10 Head Injuries.

Kill Dozier. Clint Walker.

Editors note: When I first saw Kill Dozier with Mitchell in the 1970's...If I knew I'd be sitting in my car after work on 10/25/2008 listening to a radio show....I would have eaten a shotgun sandwich! (No offence Phil)

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Tiger Woods winning may cause more blacks on the golf course.

Tiger won The Masters. "The only time they hand a jacket to a black man down there is to get it dry cleaned."

Caller - Grounds keeper at Cheviot Hills. Gets really mad at Dean.

Saw Saving Private Ryan with kids on Saturday.

Nick called a 'Jew' by friend.

Phil, "Tell him 'you're my friend and that's not appropriate'. Next time he says it push his teeth down his throat."

A&E - Hitler Brown Shirts. Hitler got rid of gays. Boy Scouts got rid of gays. Bobbie is concerned that Girl Scout Cookies are made out of girl scouts.

(A caller Noel, a young girl calls in. Her 'Auntie Kelly' picks up extension. Noel says she's talking to "Phil Hendrie". Auntie Kelly responds, "that disgusting pig...shame on you."

Meets listeners at the store and at The Landing.

No O.J. on the Barbara Walters show. Women don't want O.J. on their show. He broke their heart.

Barbara got her job because her jaw unhinges like a snake

Replay - Groundskeeper gets mad.

In Paris. Concorde crashed. Art wishes he got the money shot of the plane on fire. Maybe a shot through the window of the passengers screaming.

Art releases pigeons near a small airport. Has camera with him.

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O.J. Simpson on CNN Burden of Proof.

Brad's book - :Innocent Simpson"

Brad's theory - Nicole making bagel, Obsession with sunglasses to have waiter deliver, Owns Christian Dior. Ron shows up with $8 car wash sunglasses or some Sunglass Hut knockoff.

Nicole kills Ron in a rage then suicides. Throws knife down sewer drain.

Note on dress "Ha Ha, How do you like me now? Nicole"

Caller - Valerie, 15 year cop in Gainesville.

Young people Country music.

Phil very sorry for hour to last caller.

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Napster, Joan Rivers

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Maria had minor surgery on Friday, O.J. Simpson, Boob jobs, Dodger Baseball vs. famous cancer patients, 60's music.

At RNC. Republican philosophy. No wait he's reading out of Mien Komph.

Bags on heads of Republican women.

Family pet rat loose in bathroom. Hiding behind cabinet. Catherine, Alex.

ADA 10th annivarsary. R.C. is disabled. At 16 enjoys a good smoke and a highball.

60's music like archives.

Survivor 2000. Gervase is expected winner. LOL

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