The Phil Hendrie Show - February 2000

Date of Show	Guest or Caller	Topic and other information

2/01/2000 - Hour 1 Tuesday	Phil Hendrie	Web Site a lump of crap per Phil. Too much corporate control over site. Official Premiere site. Giving one week then won't mention it again. Phil ate Szechwan Chicken from Chopsticks.
2/01/2000 - Hour 1 Tuesday	Don	Complains that Phil said all are dead but the Coast Guard is conducting a search and rescue. Phil's remarks were insensitive.
2/01/2000 - 2	Margaret Grey	A friend with a son in a wheelchair saw a Christopher Reeve Super Bowl commercial where he was walking. Son attempted and fell through two French doors, down the patio stairs into a grill. Memories: Girl in Pepsi Ads
2/01/2000 - 3	Jeff Dowder, Phil Hendrie	Old Sci-fi movies, James Woods' wood. Spice Girls Lifetime Achievement award. They play a Spice Girl song.

2/02/2000 - Hour 1 Wednesday	Phil Hendrie	Web rant. "Blows". Talk with Brian Glicklich about site.
	Margaret Grey	Margaret follows up Christopher Reeve story with an actual news article.
	Mavis Leonard	Running out of good black role models so we need to use whites. Mavis 79 birthday. Married 47 years. 7 Kids,
2/02/2000 - 2	Phil Hendrie R.C. Collins	Talk about urinating. Phil sick since Friday. Phil eating cough drops. Friday "detox tea". Urinated 5 times. Phil and Maria once did a test on the radio with the CHP. Drink, eat Mexican, and breath test hourly.
2/02/2000 - 2	Ted Bell	At Ted's restaurant they hand out a card to those who don't drink. "Sorry for your loss....". Since the person it not drinking because of some event in their life.
2/02/2000 - 3	Ted Bell (Continued)	Plus this Sunday Phil is on King of The Hill with Reece Witherspoon. Does two voices.

2/03/2000 - 1 Thursday	Phil Hendrie	Fall book of ratings. All La radio tanked. Maria has lasik surgery today. Taken home and passed out. Oldest Son graduating from junior high. Phil and Maria are buying a house they plan to stay in until kids are outta school. (So sad as they will divorce about six years later).
	Webster Grant Kasey Kasem	Airline music D.J. Airline stabilizer joke. (so close to Alaska Airliner disaster).
	David G. Hall Paul (Pete) Padre	Phil wanted a pool. Too Expensive to get exactly as he wanted. If he can't afford it why talk? Relate to audience. Get an above ground pool
2/03/2000 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Phil's friend, "Big Brother" died. Turmoil in Phil's life.
	Hispanic Guest	Mariah Carey. Black or what? I drop black blood.
	Art Griego	Did the L.A.P.D. have anything to do with the Alaska Airline crash in order to take the news about their Rampart Division out of the headlines?
2/03/2000 - 3	Art Griego (Continued)	Or did the L.A.P.D. bring down the airplane to hide their recovery of the expensive pendant thrown overboard by Rose who survived the Titanic?
2/03/2000 - 3	Phil Hendrie	In Arcadia 1966 Phil had a 12 year old friend who took Phil to the library to expose him to blues music. Television show Phil watched as a kid with music. Country music. Phil's dad introduced him to friend with mangled hand. Bobby Church, Polio. Beat Phil at golf.

2/04/2000 - 1 Friday	Phil Hendrie	Trouble with phone getting first caller on the air.
2/04/2000 - 1 Friday	Austin Amarka	My Friend's Place hasn't so much as put a name on a bathroom door honoring Phil Hendrie's collection efforts. Austin Amarka's church has a locking turnstile at the entrance and you get in by swiping your debit card. If you are on a budget you can use the $2 closed circuit basement.
2/04/2000 - 2	Raj Fahneen	"I got Blues Show" French Suicide Phil pissed at Arbitron ratings Televangelist
2/04/2000 - 2	R.C. Collins	Music groups that should get back together. Mom sings "Ride My Rocket Tonight", which is actually 'Afternoon Delight'.
2/04/2000 - 3	Doug Dangger	HIV - AIDS introduced in the 1930's. Sex between a straight guy and a monkey.


2/07/2000 - 1 Monday - ♫ The mp3 is listed as 2/08/00. But it is not.	Phil Hendrie	Phil ranted about getting a pool. Show material owned by the station and network, not Phil.
	Brad Rifkin	Sensitivity Training. What not to say. He is a corporate consultant.
2/07/2000 - 2 - ♫ The mp3 says hour 1 2/7/2000. But it is not!. It is an hour 2 show.	Phil Hendrie Bud	Did an interview with the host of the Albany affiliate afternoon drive. Catherine, 8 years old, had basketball game with Jazz Team. They won 24-18 and Phil knows that because he keeps score. Food and taste changing. Phil and Maria force kids to try new things. Kid's crying, "why new food". They all live in Westlake. On Paris trip the Oysters sucked. Craig Taylor born in the Philippines to whiteys. Food sand and Alaska Air reference. "Bourdoux (in France)? It's Bourdoux alright. It cost me dough to be bored".
	R.C. Collins	"Scotty" 80 and wife 43 having a baby. Bets on whether kids will be "mongo" or not. R.C. has 1 testicle.
2/07/2000 - 3 - ♫ The mp3 says hour 2, 2/7/2000. But this is an hour 3 as music is closing out the show.	Bobbie Dooley	Upset at husband as he was tricked into telling a friend where she gets her hair done. Neighbor went and got the same hair style as Bobbie. As revenge Bobbie will seduce lady's husband. This will be easy as Bobbie is open to things such as "the backstage pass".

2/08/2000 -1 HOUR 1 SHOW - ♫ The mp3 says hour 3, 2/07/2000. But this is clearly and hour 1 as Phil is in pre-network feed conversation as he is on the air in Los Angeles on KFI.	Phil Hendrie	Michelle Queb in the house. Brings tears to Phil's eyes as he remembers KFI. Oh but Maria is listening so Michele makes him sick. Upcoming Clara Bingham, Ted Bell. Melissa Morgan - Associate producer and writer.
	Clara Bingham	We should also make reparations to whites who were cheated out of buying a slave. Scams where a white sold another white a black slave. Black slave left in middle of night. Phil Hendrie bashes Arizona at end of show
2/08/2000 - 2 - ♫	Phil Hendrie	Talks about Arizona, whites, blacks, race. Foghorn Leghorn his King of the Hill inspiration. Spielberg lost a kidney. Doug Henning died. Dustin Hoffman, 5' 11'', an Army Major? Yea Right!
2/08/2000 - 2 - ♫	Chris Norton	'Riding The Crimson Wave', wrote a book on dealing with P.M.S.
2/08/2000 - 3 - ♫	Chris Norton	Wrote a book about dealing with PMS.
2/08/2000 - 3 - ♫	Art Bell General Johnson Jameson	Alaska Air Theories

2/09/2000 - 1 Wednesday	Phil Hendrie	Moving March 3, 2000. Maria and kids going on Big Red Boat.
2/09/2000 - 1 Wednesday	Skippy and Frank	DJ, Homey Dolls, Steven Spielberg kidney. Phil goes crazy over phone ringing. Story about 'Billy goes Crazy"
2/09/2000 - 2	NO MP3 for hour available when first download attempted. Will listen to shortly 11/5/2007.	Per Phil's web it's a Margaret Grey hour dealing with Valentine's day gifts.
2/09/2000 - 3	Phil Hendrie Bud Dickman	Vietnam medic story. Bud Dickman gets reprimanded over bad news story about President Clinton.
	Pastor William Rennick	Statute of Liberty sculpted from a black woman. Says the pastor - It has a big ass and looks like Lena Horne.
	Phil Hendrie	Mr. Clean and The Jolly Green Giant. Afternoon Delight and the Jurassic Park Theme play. Phil Hendrie and Maria and Bed & Breakfast. The time Phil spent at Erita Spa in Wisconsin.

2/10/2000 - 1 Thursday	Phil Hendrie	Tour of studios. Bust into Dr. Laura's studio. Phil slapped over this. (Phil joking. Not funny because no 2nd voice). Still haven't sold his house.
	Harvey Wiremen R.C. Collins	Debate about gay social club in high schools.
	Vinny Carbone	Movies.
2/10/2000 - 2	Rudy Canoza	How to pick up women for a one day fling on Valentine's Day. Married Women are unhappy and an easy pick up.
2/10/2000 - 3	Lloyd Bonified	Runs and organization called "Veterans without Syndromes". Calls some veterans "cry babies". Got pissed when neighbor said to him, "In Korean war and the Navy might as well have dodged the draft".

2/11/2000 - 1 Friday	Phil Hendrie	Phil and Maria going to the Queen Mary for the evening. It's where the were married. Phil in a foul mood after a conversation with a Premiere Radio boss.
	Dr Kellguard, Bobby	Psychic call in. Phil Collins. Alive or dead?
	Dave Oliva	Latin Express. Young to do better in school and life. College needed for Hispanics . Asians have UCLA.
2/11/2000 - 2	Dave Oliva	Latin Express (continued)
2/11/2000 - 2	Mavis Leonard	Had an affair with FDR in the White House. With him when he died. On the heals of Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings in news.
2/11/2000 - 3	Steve Bosell	Suing store and Mattel. Thinks new design of Barbie doll makes her hot. Makes palms sweat. Employees laughed at him.


Phil has been hitting many home runs over the following week. Let's hope it stays that way. As of 10/28/2007 7 p.m. I have listened up to 2/17/2000 Hour 2.
2/14/2000 - 1 Monday	Phil Hendrie	Phil going to San Francisco. Valentine's day flowers to Maria as she woke. Funny. My Friend's Place C.D. 88K. Normal network countdown. No barking.
2/14/2000 - 1 Monday	Phil Hendrie Meg	Jerry Lewis' and his comments on women comedians. Women who are funny. Meg believes women are not funny alone. Only funny because men are writting the jokes.
2/14/2000 - 2	Meg (continued)	Women comedians aren't funny.
2/14/2000 - 2	Ted Bell	Beverly Hills Children's Museum
2/14/2000 - 3	Ted Bell (continued)	At the Beverly Hills Children's Museum they will have lifelike dioramas using the corpse of a child. What a great way to honor your loved ones.
	Bud Dickman	Top 10 Head Injuries
	Phil Hendrie	Got a $3100, 8 1/2 foot pool table. "Nice". Summerset, leather shields, camelback felt, dark pecan wood, upgraded balls, 4 sticks and a bridge. Phil's visit to the Le Sueur Concorde hotel. While Maria napped he went to the billiard room for a beer and to play pool. Producer on the phone with affiliate because were 'running all these spots and the bumper music is tight'.

2/15/2000 - 1 Tuesday	Vinny Carbone	Movies. Actors, Oscars, Razzies, Stalone.
2/15/2000 - 1 Tuesday	Phil Hendrie	Worst actor 19th Century : John Wilkes Booth. Big Daddy, Blair Witch Project analysis. Sushi eating at The Landing in West Lake. Cold Sake. Row boat home drunk and singing. Popcorn and Soda sizes at movies. Funny. Trying to score Crosby Stills Nash Young tickets. Maria a fan. "Baby a mongo". Ooops no tickets.
2/15/2000 - 2	Jeff Dowder	In Aspen. Shooting at a Subway near Columbine. Maybe a suicide since workers are under pressure to make a 6 foot party tray on short notice.
2/15/2000 - 3	Phil Hendrie	'Who Wants to Kiss Phil's Ass?' Contest. A caller calls Phil on carpet and ask if he can do voices better. Phil explains show and says he ain't no Mel Blanc. It's not about the voices its about the characterization.
2/15/2000 - 3	R.C. Collins	Rock group Kiss - santanic.

2/16/2000 - 1 Wednesday	Phil Hendrie	Phil will spend 5 days in Mendocino County with Maria. (Neat bumper music I like). Years ago Phil was suspended in Ventura County. Went to Seattle to audition. Didn't take job. Catherine has a pet mouse. Phil puts in breast pocket. Pops head out and looks around.
2/16/2000 - 1 Wednesday	Larry Grover	McCain maybe a Manchurian candidate from all the time spent in a p.o.w. camp. Brainwashed.
2/16/2000 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Nick stuffed up. Maria is treating with holistic medicine. Phil is getting Sudafed. Trip to Mobil store nearby Phil still has a bit of the cold. Sucking on a cough drop. (He sounds like he is doing a good job gobbing the drop).
2/16/2000 - 2	Margaret Grey	Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Disturbed by the kissing, talking and handling of pets balls.
2/16/2000 - 3	Phil Hendrie	Vending machine at studio D1 through D10. How do you press D10 if key strok D-1-0 selects D1? Phil eating M&M peanuts. Vegas trip, Phil and Maria, Saw George Carlin show and went backstage. M&M store. Bought stuff for Catherine to hang off book bag. At end of show: Next month kids and Maria to Disney World. Hacking.
2/16/2000 - 3	Bob Green Austin Amarka (cameo)	Solution to the Confederate flag in South Carolina. Treat it as a flag or a wipe. Love the flag? Admire it. Hate the flag? Wipe with it. Call for more information: 213-251-3189.

2/17/2000 - 1 Thursday	Phil Hendrie	Phil saw The Sixth Sense with Maria over the weekend.
2/17/2000 - 1 Thursday	Tom	Voice disguised. Former white supremacist calling about LAPD and O.J. Since LAPD is having problems in the news maybe O.J. was set up?
2/17/2000 - 2	R.C. Collins	R.C. ask Phil to "make me sound bitchen". Uses the voice disguising system to imitate Darth Vader.
2/17/2000 - 2	Phil Hendrie Raj Fahneen	Has to urinate. Radio Business comments. They will fire you on the spot for commenting on a radio ad. Then pull the radio ad. Phil gives some examples of outlandish radio spots. Phil tells story of him on a bike as a kid going to soda machine to get a Mountain Dew. Phil and Maria heading to wine country next week. Mike is going skiing. Craig to Disneyland for 2 nights. Ragged Point Inn for Melissa on Valentines Day.
2/17/2000 - 3	Rolland Schwin	'Fat Pride', Anaheim Hills. Rolland is having a late supper. Wife and daughter on the Atkins diet and as a protest Rolland is eating the last meals of condemned Texas death row prisoners. The Atkins diet is an abomination. He is happy when eating. Guilt free. An Atlantic City caller is 400 lbs. Lost his family to obesity. Rolland - "Are you of the Regalia?" Rolland is 150 pounds overweight with over 110 blood pressure. Phil Hendrie saw The Sixth Sense today.

2/18/2000 - 1 Friday	Phil Hendrie	San Francisco. Phil will spend 1 night there Monday. Ok once every 4 years. Once you've done it that's enough.
	Little Ian Andersen	Back Street Boys marrying each other not girls. Gay. "Turd Burglars".
	Phil Hendrie David G. Hall	(Crazy) All the announcements for the death of Charles Schulz. "It burns when I pee Charlie Brown", mock title of an afternoon special. David G. Hall ask Phil why he's so angry of the death. Phil has to apologize. Phil reads an ad for Buyitnow.com (31 min).
2/18/2000 - 2	David G. Hall (continued) Phil Hendrie	Phil has a contest with 2 callers, Rita and Holly. Who can name the most items without repeating. Such as make up brands. Winner gets a free c.d.
	Chris Norton	Condom use. He don't like using. He claims he can smell the diseases. Girlfriend now late. 28 years old. 400 women.
	Phil Hendrie	Use of 'Cash Box' in the industry. Speeds up program content.
2/18/2000 - 3	Chris Norton (continued)	Condom use.
2/18/2000 - 3	Phil Hendrie	Charles Kuralt. Charles had a mistress. Lawsuit. Phil pissed and rips him. Phil settled on one woman only.


2/21/2000 to 2/25/2000	VACATION


2/28/2000 - 1 Monday	Phil Hendrie	Phil's trip with Maria Sanchez to Mendocino County, wine country. Napa Valley sucks. Mendocino county good. Cut yourself. Left Monday and drove to San Francisco. Slept there Monday night. "Bye Mike (Regan)". Friday, 2/25/2000 was his last night on vacation. Little River, California. 1 hotel. On two parcels across street. Rainy over trip. Phil concerned. Maria too friendly. Went to bar alone. Thought of Yosemite murders. Phil in hot tub drinking white wine. Sunset over pacific. With Maria. Partition between adjoining patio areas of neighboring suites. Phil's suite in center. Traveling home down the Interstate. At the 1/2 way point, Coligna, Harris Ranch to eat. Steak and Bloomin' Onion. Lunch. Had to use toilet. (Filthy gas station). Grapevine. Fraiser? park.
2/28/2000 - 1 Monday	Mavis Leonard Robert - nephew	Barry White and his Grammy. Complains. "Interesting Tidbits". (Find out how far can a goat jump).
2/28/2000 - 2	Margaret Grey	C.d. at 95,000. Web site improving. She got a ticket because 11 year-old son Jason Jay Delmonico was not wearing a seat belt. As a child actor he looks week (fey) when pulling up to casting office wearing seat belt. Bad for image. "Mother knows best".
2/28/2000 - 3	Steve Bosell	Phil reads 'Viz' Steve returned Bridges of Madison County late. Kid librarian referred him to "gay studies" section of library.

2/29/2000 - 1 Tuesday	Phil Hendrie	Sold house. Moving Thursday. Phil's glass collection from his move across country.
2/29/2000 - 1 Tuesday	Jim Sadler	Condom size in Germany smaller then European Union. This is German bashing. Maria says to Phil, "You are Huge!".
2/29/2000 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Phil is eating chow mien and Sichuan chicken is coming up. From Chopsticks. People ask Phil how he fools so many. His response, "The Penis pump still sells". Guns - Phil, Dad and gun. F.A.G. gun. Phil at 19 years old. D.J. in Winter Park, Florida. Radio request line. Phil went to meet a girl who called in many years ago. At Steak & Corral. She was huge. The dust moved at her feet as she walked across floor.
2/29/2000 - 3	Harvey Wireman R.C. Collins	His wife of 46 years Gladys died 4 years ago. Bryant Gumbo mentioned "Leap Year" about time she had stroke. Now, 4 years later, he heard him mention it again and destroyed the television. R.C. born on 29th.
	Margaret Grey (Best of)	Practical gifts for Valentines day.

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