The Phil Hendrie Show - December 1999

Date of Show	Guest or Caller	Topic and other information

12/01/1999 - 1 Wednesday	Phil Hendrie	On a low carb, no wine diet. no cigarettes.
12/01/1999 - 1 Wednesday	Bobbie Dooley mother of 3 boys. Family income 300K.	Western Estates is in a lock down. Protestors in Seattle are undereducated, underemployed people who are angry with lives and pissed at rich. Worried about gardeners, mailmen delivery men and beer truck drivers rising up
12/01/1999 -2	Phil Hendrie	Spent weekend at in-laws, Al and Viola. Bloody Mary's. few hangovers. Friday morning Al "wheeling out of bedroom".
12/01/1999 -2	RC Collins Jeff Dowder Phil Hendrie	Phil Hendrie and kids actually saw a shoot out on live TV during a Southern California police chase Friday after Thanksgiving 1999. Man shot dead. Phil felt obligated to tell kids to turn off TV so he could talk to kids about violence and what they just saw. His feeling, "We are numb to violence on TV and in movies". Jeff says since gun was fake so the cops blew it. Phil disagrees.
12/01/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie	Late 1998 Phil and Maria took a trip to France. Come Saturday night at the end of trip, "I couldn't pack fast enough to leave".
12/01/1999 - 3	Louis "Brass" Villanueva Boyle Heights, Ca	Quit school to sell fruits and nuts at freeway off ramp.

12/02/1999 - 1 Thursday	Margaret Grey and Bud Dickman	Bud is denied access to Christmas party by Margaret because he drags leg and doesn't use cane and has misshapen head.
12/02/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Chris, Catherine 8 and boys play a game. Tie Chris up and slap him Phil plays game in the car. "Oh my God! The brakes failed". "We're all going to die". Gia calls in. 13 year old abused child. Sad. Callers call in with joking with kids stories. Maria and children saw Bond movie. w/ CJection (???) Dad, Al, had Thunderbird. Kids scared, screaming. Phil loves ecommerce.
	R.C. Collins Chris Norton	R.C. Collins 'Teen Point of View' Chris Norton has had 7000, 8000, 9000 women. Good dancer. At 13 years of age he lost virginity to a friend's 39 year old mom. R.C. bumper. Ruth from Anaheim called.

12/03/1999 - 1 Friday	Phil Hendrie	Mentions Shuck and Jive website. Says his site blows.
12/03/1999 - 1 Friday	Pastor William Rennick	Stevie Wonder may get surgery to restore eyesight. Pastor doesn't want this to effect his grinning and rocking of head. Plus he'll see himself as black. Lookout!
12/03/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Real stories of the Atkins Diet. Day 4 for Phil. Tuesday 242.5 pounds. Ate cake and chicken cacciatore. Maria don't eat much meat.
12/03/1999 - 2	Unnamed elderly black woman	"Laughed so hard I blew mud". Left a trail from the kitchen. Has a nurses aide cleaning her
12/03/1999 - 3	Art Bell and General Johnson Jameson	General's urine smells so much it's possessed
	Joe Dickhead and The Professor	If Joe survives a car wreck all the home teams will win.
	Darryl Webber and The Funky Chicken Cacophony


12/06/1999 - 1 Monday	Phil Hendrie David G. Hall	Phil almost got into a fight at a bar. David calls in and talks about Phil's morals clause. No abortions by wife. Church 3x a month. Wife home cooks meals. Weavers loom and spinning wheel. "If a woman keeps busy she wont get any alley cat in her blood" - David G. Hall
12/06/1999 - 2	David G. Hall (continued)	Phil Hendrie gives confession to David, hallowed be thy name.
12/06/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Phil Hendrie 1980 Raider's fan. Year of the Super Bowl. Good black quarterbacks. Atkins Diet.
12/06/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie Doug Danger	Phil Hendrie selling and buying a house. Doug is buying a house. If during the tour of said house he sees bad clothes he knocks $10,000 off the offer price. Bad breath - $5 thousand. Someone whose mouth "smells like the entire Romanian Army is living in it."

12/07/1999 - 1 Tuesday	Phil Hendrie	Phil off the Atkins Diet. He gained 4 pounds. May have been the Birthday cake and not following diet. Rock Myths. Alex is 12.
12/07/1999 - 1 Tuesday	Austin Amarka	Stars telling us to act better in the new millennium? How dare they.
12/07/1999 - 2	R.C. Collins	Saw coverage of Pearl Harbor. Has only a cursory understanding of it.
12/07/1999 - 3	Bobbie Dooley	Afraid son will go Columbine. She tried to kiss him on the lips and he pushed her away. She engages in many inappropriate acts around him and his friends. When Steve finds out...Look out!

12/08/1999 - 1 Wednesday	Phil Hendrie	Off diet. Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Had Hostess mini-pac last night.
	Harvey Wireman	Phil's 78 year old family lawyer met Valerie Ackerman, 27, who is a dancer at Bob's Classy Lady. Their getting married! Harvey's wife of 51 years, Gladdy, died 5 years ago. Yeah right Phil; Harvey's going to be disappointed over this marriage.... "Hello 911? There's a gorgeous ass over my face. Send the police."
	Phil Hendrie	Phil looks at cheesy television movies. Great actors but who remembers the movies?
12/08/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie (continued from last hour)	Phil looks at cheesy television movies. Great actors but who remembers the movies? News topic was relevant when made.
12/08/1999 - 3	Steve Bosell	Every year wife "sticks it in, twist it, and breaks it off", by reminding him the Mary didn't need no man to make Jesus. Steve really gets terrorized by his wife this time of year. Taylor, a young girl who calls in says she gets picked on in school everyday. Steve's advice, "Get a gun and shoot 'em"

12/09/1999 - 1 Thursday	Phil Hendrie - Rant	RANT! Phil complains how nothing at station works. Poor quality Christmas music during bit. During New Years remote stuck him at lousy hotel. Econo Lodge - East Pasadena. "Wife couldn't stop showering". Station Not confident in Phil's talent. He succeeds despite them.
12/09/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Kwanza ain't for whitey. The real David G. Hall has been sick. sweating on a cot at home. This Saturday there is a Christmas party at his house. Phil don't want to go into that petri dish of a house.
	Bud	Something really stinks in the studio. Their cooking soul food nearby. Phil does a remote. Bud's eating catfish. Security guard won't talk to Phil.
	Phil Hendrie	Who Wants to be a Millionaire. No black contestants. Newspaper stories are made up. All radio is fake.
12/09/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie	How art will evolve over many years. Talks about paintings in the Louvre. In a hundred years their will be a statute of Peter North hanging in the Louvre. At the end there is a almost perfect version of the song, "She's Not There". The end is not perfect.

12/10/1999 - 1 Friday	Phil Hendrie	The real David G. Hall called Phil to schedule a meeting to talk. About 1/2 hour before Phil's about to leave the house David called to cancel.
12/10/1999 - 1 Friday	Jay Santos	for the safety of the public. ATM transactions will be limited to 45 seconds for deposits and 30 seconds for withdrawal. If you go over or try for a second transaction he'll hit the cancel button. Being sued by Dean Stallings for slapping away his card and zip strapping his hands.
12/10/1999 - 2	Clara Bingham Supervising nurse Joyful Union Senior Center. Unidentified Black Male orderly	Elderly residents are not allowed to watch Christmas cartoons like Rudolph the red nosed Snowman because it effects their grasp on reality since the are almost out of it from Alzheimer's. Black man says to surprised lady caller, " What? You Don't like to talk to a strong black man?"
12/10/1999 - 3	Joe Dickhead and The Professor Darryl Weber Jeff Dowder Phil Hendrie	Maria dated in college and offensive guard who won an NFL Super Bowl. As a child in love with Joe Namath. Kris 10, Alex 12.


12/13/1999 - Hour 1 Monday	Dr. Jeff Dowder Cal Tech	Hawaii wants to succeed. They are due reparations. Captain Dale Dye, USMC
12/13/1999 - 2	Bobbie Dooley	Her community is having a 'Merry Gone With The Wind Kwanza' party. White residents will where overcoats and hoop skirts. Black residents will were the babushka look and men will wear tied shirts and jeans with cut off legs.
12/13/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie	Lottery Winners Went into a Bob's Big Boy. Got a buzz with a friend at Red Lobster years ago. Phil and callers talk about the difference between brand names for the same product.
After Show	Phil had to stop by a 'Nomadic Christmas Tree Tribe' to check on the delivery of a tree. Maria spoke to him after the show and said it hadn't been delivered yet. (12/14/1999 - 1)

12/14/1999 - Hour 1 Tuesday	Phil Hendrie David G. Hall	Phil had to read a news spot 30 times regarding Charles M. Schulz retiring. Just kept reading over and over. Finally David G. Hall came on the line telling Phil which version he liked and to send it to the newsroom.
12/14/1999 - 2	Margaret Gray	Updated image of Jesus as black/female. Pope may have a heart attack. He's an "old pole".
12/14/1999 - 3		Phil's engineer, Tony Sorentino has the flu
12/14/1999 - 3	Ted Bell	Ted declined to give a 50K donation to Emery House, a facility for blind kids, because they sent him a cooked gingerbread house. Had his secretaries "dig in". "Casey loves the sweets".

12/15/1999 Wednesday	NO SHOW
	Phil Hendrie at a Television and Radio Museum function.


12/16/1999 Thursday	MP3 recordings are bad. Each hour has 30 some minutes of static,	Hour 1: "Whitecoat Syndrome" Larry has a rash that has spread all over his body, but he's afraid to go to a doctor because of his fear of needles. Featuring apperances by Viola Grover and Dr.Jim Sadler! Hour 2: The Phil Hendrie Show presents... "Who Want Be Millionaire?" with your host, Raj Faneen! RC Collins calls in for a chance to win "million dollar". An elderly lady calls to complain about the preceding segment but has a problem hanging up her phone. Hour 3: "Annual Xmas Teen Party" Lloyd Bonifide joins the program to talk about the 4th annual youth Christmas party where there will be a gag gift exchange, heavy metal music, and all the orange Bang you can drink. Above information from PhilHendrieshow.com ---- Phil's official site

12/17/1999 Friday




12/20/1999 Monday



12/21/1999 - 1 Tuesday	Phil Hendrie	Phil talking with fat lip from last nights ass kicking. A real caller said kid crying at mall because of show
12/21/1999 - 1 Tuesday	Margaret Gray	Was once up for Audra in Big Valley until Linda Evans came along with her G.D. blonde hair. She's producing a talent show at school. 4th graders in West Side Story. Lead actor, 9, doesn't get the emotion of the lead role of Tony. Forces Phil to do some dance steps and jumping as if he's auditioning for a part.
12/21/1999 - 2	Margaret Gray (continued) Phil Hendrie	She's a volcano surrounded by ants. Phil is doing a c.d. signing at 8 p.m. on the 23rd. Gameworks* at the Block at Orange. Off the 5 and 22 on city Drive. To benefit My Friend's Place. *This location is now closed. so one can not visit the site of Phil's visit as I'm sure it's been completely remodeled into the new tenant's, "The Power House", floor plan.
12/21/1999 - 3	Doug Danger	His list of who's hot in 1999. spice Girls, Boyz 2 men. Jalleal White, Dana Carvey. Funny thing is they weren't hot on 12/21/1999.
12/21/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie	As mentioned above he's doing a c.d. signing at Gameworks. Yet he goes on and praises Dave & Busters, their competitor in the same shopping mall. Then he talks about funny visits to Chuck E, Cheese's. Christmas gifts for the kids. Keyboards (oldest), DVD portables $900 (Alex), Barbie for Katharine. Star Wars? Basketball hoop. Eating Biscotti from Mike Shafer's Grandma Rose. Phil Hendrie once ate Cactus Jack Bourbon Balls "cut with hash" when he worked for KWEST. He realized he was under the influence as he drove home.

12/22/1999 - 1 Wednesday	Brass Villanueva	John Rocker made some comments. Brass believes John Rocker is right. Should have free speech.
12/22/1999 - 2	Bobbie Dooley	Allowances to kids. Bobbie's oldest gets $150, youngest gets $50. Her son buys his friends things yet they wont let him in band. First mention of Dolores Greer (in syndication) who lives in the Gardenia Plan, which is the lower end area of Western Estates.
12/22/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Him and Maria give each of their kids $1.00 per each year they're alive.
12/22/1999 - 3	Steve Bosell	Steve is coming home from his Mom's funeral and a Furby doll in the car butts in on the conversation. Told him to shut up. And gives him a hard time. A real therapist calls in to give advice to Steve.
12/22/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie	Hates getting his ass licked. Don't like people calling in to give him praises.

12/23/1999 - 1 Thursday	Robert Green	Wrote a book "10 Things to make it a Great New Year". Found happiness in prison. Divorcing his 24 year-old wife because her ass is 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum. They are still living together but now he's reaching for the stars.
12/23/1999 - 2	Brad Rifkin	His small business idea was not awarded a fresh idea prize by a local association. He wants to place low cost dentist offices by pool halls and bars located in the poor sections of towns. As people lose teeth inf fights they will come in for dental work.
12/23/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Was in the Liverpool Pub where the Beatles started. The Cavern Club and Pub.
12/23/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie - Christmas Party Bud Dickman - drunk R.C. Collins - sings and farts Bobbie Dooley and Steve Dooley Margaret Grey - on keyboards David G. Hall	Touching at first with all the guest enjoying the festivities. Then the bit turned into a stinking pile of goofing off and fart jokes.
	Joe Dickhead	NFL picks
	Phil Hendrie	Phil Hendrie - self help improvements. Mike with Gretchen. Mike Shafer ran an errand for Phil to Pasadena. Phil got Don Julio Blanco as a gift - 3 times.

12/24/1999 Friday	Christmas Eve 1999


12/25/1999 Saturday	Merry Christmas 1999




12/27/1999 - 1 Monday	Phil Hendrie	Christmas at the Hendrie's mentioned during pre-show.
	Louis Villanueva	Promoting drinks to young kids. Top 10 drinks of 20th century. Not big corporation drinks like Coke and Pepsi. More like Sunny Delight and Otter pops. 800 line is dead and Phil cancels interview for lack of callers.
	Phil Hendrie David G. Hall	Over the weekend. In laws at house. Phil and kids at market by beer aisle. Kids asked about Coors Light. Phil said he hates it because it taste like pee water. Guy from Coors there stocking shelves. Kids baited Phil about Coors Light. Phil felt bad. Apologized. Bought a case of regular Coors out of guilt. $8000 raised at Gameworks. Phil had to cut off line. Actually Mike had too and almost got into fight. Phil got as gifts: Globe Bar. Globe opens up and store bottles in it, Picasso tie, Don Julio (3), Pimms Cup, Electric Car (radio controlled), CD case, ring from Egypt. Acoustic guitar, cocktail menu book. David says Phil is a drunk.
12/27/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie	Rant about phone company. Alternate phone number. Funny because Phil reads number as "1 800"..."5201"....:"534" as oppose to "1 800"..."520"...."1534".
12/27/1999 - 2	Doug Danger	Top 10 films of the millennium. All Disney films because Doug works for newspaper in Orange county near Disney. Top film Shaggy D.A. Dean Jones. Doug is a huge Dean Jones fan.
12/27/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie	USC - UCLA. Dean Jones films. Rants ove phone companies and get this computer is down. Phil is pissed.

12/28/1999 - 1 Tuesday	Raj Fahneen	"What Would Jesus Do ?" - He tapped the back of a lady's car leaving the mall. She claimed a back injury. She had a Jesus fish on car. He claims she is faking it. She should be more like Jesus as he wouldn't cry that his ass hurts. "It's a lie. Like when someone says, 'I'll only put the head in'".
12/28/1999 - 2	Phil Hendrie Dr. Jim Sadler	Information on My Friend's Place. 21st Century won't start until 1/1/1. He thought of it first. wrote an article in June.
12/28/1999 - 3	Bud Dickman Phil Hendrie Jeff Dowder	Y2K talk, 2/29/0 will also cause problems with extra day. On 5/5/0 planets will line up Bud - "There will be rape, anal and otherwise" Jeff - student - Einstein the person of the century. Lots of doomsday cults over Y2K

12/29/1999 - 1 Wednesday	Phil Hendrie Chris Norton	Phil won't work New Years because "wife won't let him". Chris Norton's Top 10 Women of the Century. Most have a nice set.. Jayne Mansfield, Britney spears, Dolly Parton. Plus Martha Stewart (taught women to keep a nice home), Margaret Sanger (birth control pill inventor).
12/29/1999 - 2	Mrs. Steven Dooley (how Bobbie Dooley was introduced). "I'M 5 FOOT 3.....ABOUT 110 POUNDS.... BUT I'M A WALKING BALL OF HURT!" -Bobbie Dooley	Tried to buy 2 cases of water for Y2K at a club store. Policy of only 1 case per customer. "You don't get between a mother and her young". Asst. manager tried to remove one case. Bobbie pulled her hair and got hair pulled in return. Her family needs water because they may have to repopulate the earth if Y2K causes disaster. PHIL HAD FUN DOING BIT. cracked up. Hawaiian told to go split a coconut by Bobbie
12/29/1999 - 3	Phil Hendrie	Phil golf's. Had a condo in Palm Desert. Caiicrs ?? 1st what to get rid of if Y2K proves true. WNBA Close with song 'Hey Joe'. about a man who runs from law after killing wife.

12/30/1999 - 1 Thursday	Don Bell ... later Don Bill	Paul McCartney is dead. Here are the clues. News. George Harrison attacked by man with knife at home. Phil with radio info. Christopher Bartlett said "(n word) in a wood pile" while on the air. Fired!



12/31/1999 Friday	New Years Eve - NO SHOW!
	Phil's worked too many years in the business to work today. Plus Maria won't let him!