'The Phil Hendrie Show' - August 2000

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edited Audio selection from August 9, 2000.

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Charlton Heston admitted the he is sloppy with a drink. Lloyd pissed that he aired the NRA dirty laundry.

Los Angeles area post office names and the locales of them.

listened to this hour on January 30, 2009 at about 830 p.m.

At the Republican National Convention. Wonders if blacks and gays will vote for Republicans.

Had a black girlfriend. She left him. May have been because he is involved in Civil War reenactments. As a confederate soldier.

Regarding sex. Larry hasn't smelled one of those in over four years.

Replay - R.C. with caller who is sick. (Is she alive in 2008?)

Phil needs to focus more towards single women. Phil should tell women he curls you with white wine.

Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.

Secret Service agent at Dealey Plaza.

Ted Bell replay.

'The Wonders of the Natural Miscarriage'. Baseball bat to the stomach. Throw yourself down a flight of stairs.

Replay Larry Grover - Blacks and Gays and the Republicans.

Had black girlfriend at one time. Rose parade comment by her. Phil hurt.

Winona Ryder interesting facts.

President Ford being abused by Republicans at convention. Paraded around like a monkey on a hundred yards of grapevine.

Republicans get no exercise. Rich. Hire butlers to wipe them.

Talk ratings.

Phil a democrat. Father was a Goldwater Republican.

Politics.

#1 rated Unitron.

'The Ted' (rum and coke) is going international. Baked potato in tin foil too.

"Ted don't do TWA." Only the Concorde to Europe.

Phil calls Air France for Ted. (Air France employees are not heard on the air)

18 minutes into show.......

Flashback - Rudy - Pope backed up.

Flashback - Bobbie - kids like Hanson.

Cheating by a woman, they're reasons.

Cheating by a man, He is a creep.

Discussion with Maria.

Rat out of bathroom.

Mike Shafer and Craig Taylor.

Katie Couric. Jay Monahan r.i.p.

Energy crisis in California (remember that? yes./ in 2009 remembering the Marriott $10 energy surcharge too).

Regular people need to cut a/c use so that movie set can capture the magic. 30 trailers had their a/c cut and that's not acceptable. Gwyneth, Russell and Robert Downey Jr., who just got outta jail need a/c.

Can use a hose to cool down the elderly and infirm.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston just married.

Downey's jail time.

now 2/27/2009 at 8 p.m.

Women in politics. "Mary....She is a gay". Why wasn't Mary Cheney on the stage at the RNC. So don't think Dick Cheney was at the bar in Wyoming when Matthew Shepard got killed.

Convention coverage. Bush Clinton.

(editors note: Funny and sad to listen to all this talk of Bush, who is just about to be NOMINATED in 2000 while sitting in the economy of 2009.)

LA lifeguards no longer wear Speedo, going for baggy look.

(Relating to the tragic crash of the Air France Concorde)

Damn the Wright Brothers.  So many air crashes. Get rid of commercial flights.

If he could Art would've strangled the Wright Brothers in the crib.

8/04/2000 - 2

Now almost 9 years to the day, 8/4/9. Funny that at one time listening every day to show. Then just 3 hours over 5 months.

Thoughts on Governor Bush's acceptance speech. Influence on Hispanic vote.

George Prescott Bush, his words, a half-breed.

Brass' Spanish not too good. "The Bush of George is not a good leader".

Spanish not good because the white man beat the Spanish out of him.

Phil's pool door alarm. The inspector left before door was answered.

Queen Mom 100

August 4, 2000 - Hour 3

(Today 3/31/2010)

'On The Go with Colleen Kristin Brewster', Laguna Beach, California.

Slim Fast recall. "Girls it's gonna be okay". She has cases in her damp basement. Never mind they're from 1992.

Book a trip with her and get a 6 pack of your flavor choice.

She diets on salads, Tab and Slim Fast.

It gives the women illusion of losing weight.

Some women pop a hole in the bottom of Slim Fast and "shotgun" it.

Colleen dealt with the 'Freshman 10' when she ballooned 10 pounds in school.

Survivor - Gervase not the winner (Voted off Day 30, August 2, 2000)

Phil has a meeting with network executives soon. Idea for reality show, 'Filling station toilet'

2000 flushes and other inventions.

The first 3 hours of Phil's day is Survivor. Dealing with 4 kids, Maria

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August 7, 2000 - Hour 1

Monday

Breast feeding. Child not given the choice.

His wife has 40DD (40DD-28-34, 5'8"). Fear. On wedding night saw those and lost control of his bowels.

Son more sophisticated than him.

Causes kids to sexualize. Come home, get into pajamas, smoke a bubble pipe, pour their juice box over the rocks.

Caller has 40DD. The first time her husband saw those he "salivated".

Democrat Convention.

Star War. Sir Alec Guinness passing (August 5, 2000)

Hurley University. Calling from a payphone outside Wolfie Cohen's Rascal House.

Senator Joseph Lieberman nomination.

Bad for Orthodox Jewish person. Can't work on Sabbath. Why can't blacks get a chance first.

USA would look cheap. Buying thing wholesale.

Don't drink. Socialize with dignitaries.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston (note: married July 29, 2000)

Photos leaked to press.

Phil says, "Get a digital camera"

Sex & The City. Line says 'penis taste funny'

That is gay talk.

Phil and Maria saw 'What Lies Beneath' over the weekend.

Man talking in the theatre.

'Tea with Mussolini'. Talker.

Steve from Corona, CA.

Took his daughter Ashley, 12, to the Piercing hut at the mall.

He was talked into getting his ear pierced. He passed out. Plus he got the "gay ear" pierced. Suing.

Tries to pull out earring. It really hurts.

Girl, "Only place he'll fit in is at Club Probe'.

Little Catherine, 8, got ear pierced.

Nic, Alex, Chris Catherine

Saw movie, 'What Dreams May Come' on Friday.

Phil yells at contractors and Maria cleans up the mess upstairs.

Plumber - Tub

Yard 3 months earlier.

Kids had slumber party. Watched scary movie. The Exorcist. After mivie they were lingering in the hall.

'I Know What You Did Last Summer'.

'The Fly'

August 8, 2000 - Hour 1

Tuesday

As a gay journalist needs his cell phone to conduct business. People will not wait on him, talk to him, let him sit at a lunch counter because he is gay.

Verizon is on strike.

Wants access to phone for gay users, "Code 69".

Doug plays harmonica as caller talks about Frank Gifford

Technician came into studio during show to replace bulb in the board. Any other lights to repair? Ask Phil. "Like the one in the sign that says 'On The Air'.

Casino Night in November.

Jenna Elfman.

Phil refinanced house. Had an adjustable rate mortgage. Can't deal with it. Needs a fixed rate.

He signed so many documents concerned, as remote as it is, he may have agreed to copulate an ape every New Years Eve on Main Street. At 12 midnight a zookeeper may knock on his door. "Lets go Mr. Hendrie"

Star magazine. Jennifer Aniston Brad Pitt. Does Edward Norton really socialize with television actor David Schwimmer?

Dream by Phil that his is plunging toilet and bathroom starts filling with crap water. He can't breathe it in the dream. Wakes up gasping. Maria ask what kinda dream. Phil tells her. She falls out of bed laughing her ass off. (He said she just laughed).

August 8, 2000 - Hour 2

(April 1, 2010 - Sunset facing  Borders)

Conservatives of Kern County

Thank you Al Gore for cashing in all your chips and nominating Joseph Lieberman.

No way can win.

Closest to White House for Lieberman's is on a tour. But will they pay for it?

"Stupidity is going to send George W. Bush to the White House. Do you hear yourself Larry?

Jewish VP does have better connections. Get things wholesale.

All-day-sucker at Geppetto's Burger stand in Disney Land.

Reference to - Hollister Motorcycle riots of 1947.

Flashback - Steve Bosell in pain trying to remove earring.

Craig Taylor pierced his nipple. All the guys have pierced ears.

Phil's piercing in the 80's

Promised Maria a tattoo 'Maria Siempe'. Now a rose/knife tattoo.

Preview to a movie where Keanu Reeves (The Watcher) is a killer. (Mibs that?) Phil not going to see that. Maria, "But he is so good looking".

From and including: Tuesday, August 8, 2000
To, but not including : Monday, March 29, 2010

It is 3520 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date

Or 9 years, 7 months, 21 days excluding the end date

Alternative time units

3520 days can be converted to one of these units:

• 304,128,000 seconds
• 5,068,800 minutes
• 84,480 hours
• 502 weeks (rounded down)

Skipped a day but nonetheless back listening to Phil again.

Today is Monday March 30, 2010 at 2:38 p.m.

Monterey Park, California. Student at LA Mission College.

Anytime police blow it it reflects badly on the LAPD.

LAPD use 'The Club' on patrol cars to prevent theft. Stop - Lock - and Run.

News - Philadelphia police shot a fellow cop in thumb during arrest. - Sydney Olympics coming up soon.

August 9, 2000 - Hour 1

Wednesday

Harvey Wireman has a crap everyday at 8 p.m. if lucky.

Death penalty for a retarded man convicted of murder.

Can't rehabilitate them because they'll work at McDonald's and they'll spill coffee on you or dip a kid whose there for a McBurgler meal into hot grease.. (Spilled coffee references a new case not related to 1992 incident).

Reads from a beauty catalog.

Phil's experience with contact lenses.

Skybar.

Melissa Morgan there.

Melissa Morgan cameo.

Firestone recall.

Women drivers in most SUV's. Can't control. Don't have the upper body strength to control.

If tire blows hit the brakes and aim for a stationary object.

AW# of a car. Ass Weight of woman driver.

Phil wants this new technology of a GPS. "Global Positioning System". We know what GPS means in 2010 Phil.

Call from Maria at 2 a.m. one night. Lost driving towards Reno.

Maria bad sense of direction.

Phil's dad had a floating compass on the dashboard.

Settlement of bell hops lawsuit against the Mondrian hotel. Skybar.

Not cool looking.

This is Sunset Blvd, This isn't the Holiday Inn.

Disney has a look for employees, why not the Mondrian?

Caller - Juanita from Adams Mark San Antonio.

Guitars -- Craig plays.

Some lounge. Phil will spring for one night at Mondrian.

Phil will visit hotel and lounge by pool with shirt off as the good looking people arrive.

Everyone is rich today or soon will be. Wealth available to all. (It is year 2000)

August 10, 2000 - Hour 1

Thursday

President of the Western States Homeowners Association. Lives in the Bougainvillea phase of Western Estates.

Western Estates has an orientation center for minority residents.

Enforcing no lawn ornament rule when neighbor brought home a newborn that looks like Yoda. No pink stork lawn ornament.

Gets palpitations when background Bossa nova music is not played while talking.

A caller saying name is Lou Hero Glendale, California calls the Phil Hendrie Show. 21 year old.

John Miller calls too.

Phil likes his step-kids. But the rest? He don't want to see pictures.

Star Magazine. Frank Gifford better get off couch. Kathy Lee is getting him out of house.

Alex in studio. Vacation next week. Swimming in red flag waters off Mexico. They don't care.

August 10, 2000 - Hour 2

finished listening 3/30/10 3:45 p.m.

Best of Phil Hendrie 2000 CD coming out soon. Casino night for My Friend's Place. November 2nd.

Joyful Union Congregation in Bellflower, California.

Comments by Lee Alcorn. White man told him to say what he said. It is true. "Jews are good with money."

"Black kids are better at hide and seek"

Black woman of 57 calls in. Chauffer for Jewish family for 25 years. Lincoln Park Baptist church.

(Car alarm background track)

Members marketplace catalog by AAA. Picked out by Alex.

Rescue hammer.

Florida. Drunk. 20 - 21. Drove nose first into ditch. Tried to push out.

August 10, 2000 - Hour 3

One day Phil hopes to be of the stature that he can enter his studio and not have anyone touch the equipment after hours. And if they do he can have a tirade in front of station president.

Until such time...Rolland of Fat Pride loves the mini-Oreo. Thank you Nabisco. It allows fat & proud people to snack furtively. The 'Diet Nazi's' want to see all the food people eat.

Small snacks such as mini-Ritz, baby bell cheese wheel.

Has kids over the house for snacks plus he is a photographer.

Rolland doesn't like the reference to his camera.  Why?..............

We'll never know. Bit abandoned 11 minutes into show for 'The Life and Times of Skippy & Frank'.

(We was robbed.)

History of Skippy & Frank starting with job at '690WOOD...Get wood in the morning'.

President Clinton calls in.

Fired after Skippy shoots self with shotgun.

Gets hired again. Fired on the air.

Dr Skippy and Dr. Frank - Advice show.

Skippy shoots Frank.

August 11, 2000 - Hour 1

Friday

Phil #1 in afternoon drive.                      Looking on the Bright Side

with Colleen Kristen Brewster

Colleen is at Ed's Bistro in Laguna Beach. White wine, Brie. Bruschetta, "Kicking it at end of week"

Colleen offers her signature touch but won't say what it is other than, "Its really really good."

Do you know how to hail a cab in Nicaragua?

An elderly couple booked flight themselves from LAX to ACK and was routed via Prague and Mexico City.

Hates it when customers credit card it declined. Tightens her jaw.

Book yourself and sleep in a railroad station.

Some travel agents send the blind from LAX to Hawaii via Denver. They don't know when landing.

?m/c free cb?

A caller has to hang up so as not to waster air time on her cell phone.

Phil in Paris, 1999. A loud party of imbecile Americans at next full breakfast table.

Phil in London, England, 1992.

Phil once flew Lax - San Diego - ATL - MIA and then short hop in 747 MIA to FLL. He could've drive it.

Phil to Utica, NY for work. LAX to Chicago to PIT - on Allegany Airlines to Williamsport to Ithaca to Syracuse to Utica. Problem with landing gear in Ithaca. 5 hour van ride to Ithaca with other passengers. Driver can't go over 55, against policy. 12 hours. Left at noon. Arrived at midnight.

3 months in Ithaca, fired, To Orlando.

August 11, 2000 - Hour 2

From Hermosa Beach is a Delagate-at-Large at the Democratic Convention.

He is looking to score at convention as Democratic women are more liberal.

Gay rights? In favor of lesbian rights more than regular gays.

Al Gore elected more sex. Bush elected 4 years of blue balls.

He once engaged in civil disobedience when he refused to follow a cops orders and button his shirt.

100K

If not for BJ President Clinton on of the top presidents.

Phil's election prediction. No close for Gore.

Senior year of high school 69 or 70 - Hippies at Disney Land, closed Frontier Land and raised Vietcong flag.

Gangs breaking bad near Geppetto Burgers after they got off swan ride to go for a Geppetto dog.

Caller mentions 'internet'. We had that in 2000?

August 11, 2000 - Hour 3

Jay Santos

General in Citizen's Auxiliary Police. Will be at convention at Staple Center with 'San Fernando Valley Vigilante Squadron'

Looking for "red flags" of trouble makers. Extreme political view points Bumper sticker 'My Kid is an Honor Student', 'God is my copilot', 'Life what a beautiful choice' .

Terrorist disguised as Jew. wearing yarmulke, putting an face to widen the nose.

Jay's law enforcement training is his weekly bowling league.

Music. Jay's song.

Anyone detained for impersonating a Jew will be placed in an Industrial sized oven on a trailer behind his wife's minivan.

Uniform is like the bell hop at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort. Pith helmet, blue arm band, and Bermuda shorts.

SEIU local 660 labor union. Rally at convention wearing purple t-shirts. Two callers.

5000 people ? - More ovens needed.

Indians took over Alcatraz.

Senior year. 4 letter word anthology. Banned. Arcadia High School. Not Phil's words. Thought it was. Interview LA Times.

Bank burning.

Stop by cop after East LA riot.

Discussion with Alex, 12, as first Job - real job with taxes - Dishwasher after school, hitchhiking. Monrovia 4-8 old folks home. How did he survive? Home at 8, Out with friends until 2 (why he had crap grades, that and work). 2 years.

Got kids mowing lawn this weekend. Not paying them. Great to be a step dad.

Goldfinger, Shirley Bassey, song to close show..

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August 21, 2000 - Hour 1

Monday

Phil #1 afternoon drive.

In the news, Anne Heche showed up at at house in Fresno disoriented after break up with Ellen DeGeneres.

Clara is a gay reversal expert.

Room wit cot, bare bulb, Loud speakers, "God does not believe in Gays"

She needs sperm, Male yogurt, immediate sex with Steve Martin.

Chemical need to balance with male DNA

I am #1. Talks like that because a kielbasa is stuck in his bottom. Feels damn good.

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August 21, 2000 - Hour 3

Step-kids read all four Harry Potter books. Maria read on beach.

A Little Bird told Me.

Jayson Jay Delmonico passed ove for roll of Harry Potter.

Margaret won't tell he son anything, she suggest.

She has done things for his carreer that would make you vomit.

"Man Oh Man, What I wouldn't give for a bucket of buttermilk."

He son will see more tail than a platoon of Marines in Thailand.

Don Barrett poll, Top 10 LA radio.

Tchotchke joints.

Gift of Stuckey's Pecan Log Roll from Melissa Morgan's fiancée Mark . It looks like a "log" alright.

ZZ Top, Ross Mitchell song.

August 22, 2000 - Hour 1

Tuesday

Brass supports Cesar Chavez holiday but doesn't know what he did.

Anglo man revoked his library card.

Spells Chavez, S-H-A-V-E-S.

Governor Grey Davis.

Moons over My Hammy.

Phil doesn't ask for mail so he throws it away.

Opened on letter and got a bunch of abortion photographs.

On vacation with 4 step-kids wanted to drown them all.

Vasectomy in October 1997.

My Friends Place kids aborted in the first place.

Topps Charbroil burger.

August 22, 2000 - Hour 2

TWA 800 7-16-1996 [editor - Alot of smart kids on that plane, a shame. Not like a plane full of "shop" students. Wow, I don't believe I wrote that. A shame for anyone to go boom. (I don't believe I wrote that too)]

Competitive dieting among flight attendants may have contributed to the disaster.

"I'll see you on the other side of the River Sticks"

'Postal workers of a few years ago.

"Your fat ass bringing down a plane". "I'll show you". rips up carpet. Opens up floor. Matches into gas tank.

Dodgers vs. One legged female celebrities.

Adrian Alpert.

 Maria Sanchez

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Survivor Preview - Episode eat rat. 'Survivor on a Stick'

Franchise that and 50% goes to charity. What charity? "Blind kid thing". Also polio and diptheria.

Free range rats

F bomb. 7 second delay.

Maria had a job in Sacramento. F bomb on the air. Also replayed the same F bomb on a "best of".

On studio host had a false start. F Bomb. Didn't edit. Easter 1991.

"Good morning this is...G D IT !"

WCCO - MN story

Anne Heche - What Maria and Melissa Morgan think.

August 23, 2000 - Hour 3

Tuesday

Chris Norton

Sent email pictures to coworkers to raise morale

Publishers Clearing House settlement. (In August 2000, Publishers Clearing House signed an Agreement with 23 State Attorneys General,,,,,,,,,,) wikipedia

Viola spent over 9K in magazine subscriptions. 'Oui', 'Dick Smoker', 'Pole smoker weekly', 'Peter Puffers' Magazine. Cash the "you may have won" check,

Alex is 12 in 2000.

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