The Phil Hendrie Show

Show log

April 2000

I am not sure if Phil Hendrie knows of Alycia Lane. Since her arrest on Saturday he may have seen the news wire, and knows of her. I will really miss 'Anchor Pussy'.

This is a log, diary, chronicle of the syndicated 'The Phil Hendrie Show' covering the month of April 2000. The show was broadcast live from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. pacific time.

Hour 1 - 4 p.m. pacific

Hour 2 - 5 p.m.

Hour 3 - 6 p.m.

Some talk at the beginning of each hour before the bumper appears to be for his Los Angeles audience.

To listen to The Phil Hendrie Show please visit : www.Philhendrieshow.com

This log is as accurate as it can be. It is a brief highlight of the main guest, description of the interview topic and very important information. It is not meant to be a second by second transcript. Please understand mistakes may happen along with missspelled words.

May contain spoilers if the information is a classic line from the interview.

Log is updated as I listen to each show hour for the first time. These show hours are all new to me. I'll try to post updates weekly. (Today is Thursday 5/16/2007.)

Most "controversial" statements made are those of a fictional character in a satirical reference. Or by someone other than me and not those of the web publisher unless specifically attributed to me.

Date of Show

Guest or Caller

Topic and other information

4/03/2000 - 1 Monday

Phil Hendrie

Thursday they break ground on Phil's pool.

Phil wondering how he'll pay for it. In the `960's Phil's dad wondered the same thing as he drank from a shot glass.

Pool table in house.

Steve Bosell

Suit based on a report regarding index finger and ring finger size indicates homosexuality.

4/03/2000 - 2

 Steve Bosell (continued)

Afraid he's gay.

Phil Hendrie

Melissa Morgan in the house.

Replay - Ruben Ramón Escobar

Phil walking - Lungs

Dr. Robert Green

Men hate oral sex because woman aren't good at it. Horrific act of violation.

4/03/2000 - 3

Dr Robert Green

Oral Sex Painful. Wrote a book, "Don't go there"

Phil Hendrie

Should Phil buy the kids mini-bikes? Rich Jerks.

TV room with kids. Barbie doll staring a Phil from the shelve.

Pool chairs in The Sharper Image.

Phil's dad and finances. His dad had a 62 gold Cadillac. At the end of his life he didn't have a pot to piss in.

4/04/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Dave Oliva

Flashback - Dr. Robert Green

Dave is at Pierce College taking law enforcement classes.

7 p.m. be inside (To Miami Cubans?) Cubans not ready to riot.

(Craig Taylor grew up in the Philippines. Ferdinand Marcos.)

4/04/2000  - 2

Brad Rifkin

Fired from the ad agency of McMahon & Tate. His idea: To have Elian Gonzalez in a Michelin tire.

Comb Over Boy

HBO or anal rape.

4/04/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Plays a Disney CD - What ride is the music from?

Clara Bingham

News - Boy driving car while grand mom in passenger seat. Died from air bag.

Clara has 8 year old nephew drive. Wearing a pork pie hat. Drink punch from a flask so he looks older.

4/05/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Phil Hendrie

Flashback - Clara Bingham

Religion and Phil's kids school.

Postage rate - 33¢

4/05/2000 - 2

Margaret Grey

Cell Phone usage in Los Angeles. "Better to sacrifice a baby than the career of a Jason Priestly."

William F. Buckley

4/05/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Roger Waters vs. Tim Curry. Phil thinks Tim is better than a solo Roger Waters. If fact he can't tell the difference.

Phil Hendrie once tried to cure his baldness

Chris Norton

Pam Andersen dog shoot case. She should be immune.

4/06/2000 - 1 Thursday

Art Griego

Cockpit voice recorder - Payne Stewart crash. Wants Phil to pay 7 figures to hear it. Threatens to sell it to Toby Blackwell at other station. Phil begs Art not to call him. Phil and Art bargain.

Phil Hendrie

Phil went to kids Catholic School for a meeting. Gossips at school who listen to show and tell teachers.

4/06/2000 - 2

Jay Santos

Phil's engineers are drinking tons of Mountain Dew.

Juan Gonzalez is in the country. To get Elian's dad in the house jay suggest telling the protestors to move on. "Shows over". Pepper Spray. Bean bag gun. It's like his experience of opening up a second line at Kmart. People quickly move to new line

Phil Hendrie

Pimp show on HBO. White pimp.

Phil's life is coming full circle like his dad.

4/06/2000 - 3

Bobbie Dooley

Darva Conger. Court annulled marriage. Bobbie is upset she gave up on marriage. Bobbie knows how to keep a marriage together. Sex positions such as: Duraflame, split-finger-fastball, grim reaper.

Steve slapped her around when she  (whisper voice) danced with a black man. She also giggled when he dropped his pants the first time. He beats her by he end of the hour.

Phil Hendrie

Web coming together.

1K raised last night for c.d. Best of The Phil Hendrie Show.

Talking about doing a golf tournament or remotes (yes he said remotes) for My Friends Place. Phil love the casino night benefit at CBS. Great food.

4/07/2000 - 1 Friday

Rolland Schwin

cameo - Billy Wadsworth

FLASHBACK - Jay Santos with Cuban lady from "Q-bah".

Rolland and his wife started  "Camp Bountiful". Go and enjoy food. Activities: rowing, pool, television, vending machines.

3 meals, 3 snacks, 5 egg omelet. Guilt Free.

Billy is 11 years old and 200 pounds.

213-251-3189 - Phil's guest give out this number for their business

Phil Hendrie

Tomorrow dig for Phil's pool.

Katherine, 8, told by friend she is fat.

Margarita in restaurant. Slushie fruit drink for adults. Phil acid reflux. Maria made a spicy burrito.

Car Washed.

Ate health food place. Hated it. Threw it out.

Katie Couric had her colonoscopy.

4/07/2000 - 2

Rudy Canoza

Kid on a stick. Wants Elian Gonzalez to go home with dad. Enjoy Miami and Florida and go home. Elian has "wet feet". Rudy has "dry feet". His Cuban family in Miami will Barbeque him if he don't leave. They have a bathtub of marinade.

Phil Hendrie

Discusses problems with his name H-E-N-D-R-I-E not Henry.

1010 KNEWS story

Big Topic P. Spens???

KFI program, "He does the voice".

Melissa Morgan - Lillian Vernon catalogue. Pool floats.

Katherine and her weight.

4/07/2000 - 3

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Doug Dannger

Leonardo Dicaprio interview with President Clinton. Not aired by ABC because they are homophobic.

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4/10/2000 - 1 Monday

R.C. Collins

FLASHBACK

R.C. believes Elian Gonzalez should use the Make-A-Wish foundation to stay in U.S.

R.C. contacted them when he was 14 and had testicular cancer. His wish: to see Brittney Spears aeroeal and boob area.

R.C. sounds learned regarding Communism.

Phil Hendrie

Maria AT 25TH anniversary party for Arista Records. Phil not going.

4/10/2000 - 2

Bob Green

C.D. for My Friend's Place raised 121K.

Bob is a profiler for the police. Regarding the Jon Bonet Case.

Miss Snuggle White Diaper contest. Struggle and fight between Jon Bonet and mom. Jon Bonet broke a chair over Patsy Ramsey.

Funny -- Phil and Bob repeatedly talking over a caller.

Phil Hendrie

Comb-Over-Boy

Phil at 5 years of age was living on 7th Avenue in Arcadia, California. Playing in the mud hole he dug out front.

Phil's dad issues.

Jack Nicholson not good as a Marine.

Jokes that Shafer does Coke.

Phil stressed over show. Was it good?

4/10/2000 - 3

Comb-Over-Boy

Callers

Why he combs over and talks slow.

Phil Hendrie

David G. Hall

To Phil and the rest the 70's was rock not Disco.

The real David G. Hall's BMW engine seized on freeway. "David" calls in and is pissed Phil mentioned it.

The Masters.

Maria all alone with the men at the party. N'Sync and Maria Sanchez.

End song - Night Fever by The Bee Gees

4/11/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Phil Hendrie

Touching tribute to golfer Bob Swain, who died in 1997. (Funny too). Littlest golfer, only 11 inches tall.

Flashback - Phil & Bob Green & caller

Raj Fahneen

Vijay Singh - Bob is upset that a foreigner who won the Masters behaved the way he did. Smug look on his face.

Phil Hendrie likes the Chinese food at Jan's? Marketplace in Thousand Oaks, Ca.

4/11/2000 - 2

Mavis Leonard

Elian Gonzalez should get the Whoopin' of a Lifetime when he gets back to Cuba. Mavis sings some old negro spirituals about beating.

Mavis beats her kids when the start stuff. Tie to tree.

Phil Hendrie

Now Phil is telling us he WENT to Arista 25th Anniversary party. He may have been most famous person there. Except for Bill Mahr.

4/11/2000 - 3

Margaret Grey

Phil Hendrie recently pitched a cartoon.

Margaret Grey was also at the Arista party. She believes Phil was uncomfortable at party because he does not fit in. A music heavy weight Phil is not. He just wanted to be something he isn't for a night. "Phil doesn't need to rent Limo. A Towne car is ok for the likes of him."

4/12/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Steve Bosell

Flashback - Mavis

Steve doesn't believe the Ramsey's should take a lie detector test. Steve took one because his wife was suspicious of his relationship with the 17 year old baby-sitter. He drove her home, they talked, she touched his penis through his pants and kissed him on the cheek.

Steve talked to girl about films, Chagall exhibit. And smoked pot.

Steve doesn't think the Ramsey's would invest all that money into girl and then slam Jon-Bonet Ramsey's head into a cement post.

4/12/2000 - 2

Sister Josephine

Bud Dickman

Elian Gonzalez is blessed like Jesus. Cuban savior. He will lead Cuban's to the promised land.

She is rolling bones.

Phil is under her spell. Can Bud rescue him.

4/12/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

R.C. Collins - in studio

A LANDMARK DAY.

Phil reflects on his losing it with some callers.

Thanks to Craig Taylor, Phil Hendrie plays a c.d. called "Space Capades". It has a 50's Chamber of Commerce music feel to it. Theremin as a music instrument.

Space Capades is from a series of C.d.'s called "Ultra Lounge".

What will some day become the Bobbie Dooley theme song, 'Holiday for Strings' (Artist - The Voices Of Walter Schumann), is played by Phil. Phil's reaction when he hears it, "PERFECT!"

50's discussion.

4/13/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

Flashback - Sister Josephine.

Phil Hendrie invites actual callers to share their favorite Phil Hendrie guest and bits. Phil turely doesn't remember some bits and fondly remembers others.

Phil cleaned some bags of gifts from listeners who met him at remotes. Bag of hotel soaps, shampoos.

Phil and Bud once did a remote at Disney Land. Disney was humorless and Phil was almost fired. He remembers calling out for his wife, Maria Sanchez, and like 5 Maria Sanchez's showed up.

Jay Santos

Jay gets very excited. I mean VERY excited over his new, Citizen's Auxiliary Police theme song. First playing of it.

4/13/2000 - 2

Bobbie Dooley

Health & Fitness. Bobbie went from a size 6 to 4. Janice Ketchum is a size 12. Bobbie is helping her loose weight with power walks, tapes and Jamba Juice.

Cow in stretch pant had a Dove bar slapped out of her hand by Bobbie.

Phil Hendrie had potato salad for lunch.

Phil Hendrie

He believes Japanese music worse than A-bomb.

In 1993 Minnesota, Phil Hendrie 42 was dating a 23 year old receptionist. Friday they would dance to techno music.

4/13/2000 - 3

Charlie The Fountain

Charlie is an advertising man. Elian Gonzalez in a video saying he didn't want to go home to Cuba. Charlie The Fountain believes Elian shovels it with the best of them and could be a great actor. Elian's great uncle is refereed to as a "money grubbing Cuban".

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Mike Shafer

Phil Hendrie bumper music provided by some very talented artists.

The Phil Hendrie bumper music was identified using my cell phone and 'V Cast music id'. The title may be accurate but not necessarily the artist since it is a short clip of an instrumental bumper.

4/14/2000  Friday

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No Show - No MP3's

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4/17/2000 - 1 Monday

Dr. Jeff Dowder

Toilet to Tap. The proposed recycling of #1 and #2. #2 into low cost autos and dish soap. Until it's online Dr. Dowder proposes dropping off bags of urine and feces to the treatment plants.

Phil Hendrie

Rainy in Los Angeles. Phil saw some accidents driving to work.

Mud hole where the pool is being dug.

Sat - Phil saw parts of Star Wars Episode I with the kids. Jar-Jar Binks one.

4/17/2000 - 2

Ted Bell

Stock market down 600. Ted Bell lost 65% of portfolio Friday. About 7 million.

To make money Ted is charging a cover at the restaurant, $5. You can also live his life. For $200 hour - Ride around Beverly Hills in his Z3 Roadster. $10 an hour swim in his pool and act like his friend when Ted has guest.

For $500 an hour Ted's wife will escort select gentlemen to dinner. NO SEX!..........Unless you pay $1000 and Ted's in the room.

Phil Hendrie

At 70 years of age, Phil's dad was selling tires for Firestone. He was broke

AMGEN Co. near Phil. Value of stock.

4/17/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Going to do a table read for Futurama.

Vermont Country Store catalog.

Some affiliates are screwing up breaks

Harvey Wiremen

R.C. Collins

Greta Garbo "lesbian" letters are being released tomorrow. Harvey thought of Greta when wit Gladdy.

Masturbate furiously to Greta Garbo.

R.C. calls in to voice his displeasure of Harvey saying he spanked it to who? Greta Grabo.

4/18/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Robert Green

Tornados that hit trailer parks. "Our Father doesn't want us living there." "Take it up the old dirt road."

Mobile home parks are the Devil's playground. Wallets chained to belts. Camaros. Mullet hair cuts. Gum disease. Syphilis.

Phil Hendrie

Craig Taylor chains wallet to belt. He lives up the street from studio.

Large mud hole where Phil's pool is being dug. He was up at 2 A.M. today.

Shots of booze over cost of pool. Like his dad.

4/18/2000 - 2

Brad Rifkin

Thanks to Futurama. Table read today. Shoot episode tomorrow.

Brad Rifkin is an ad rebel.

Elian Gonzalez has influence over us. "We crap out and eat him up." Elian craps gold.

Thirst, Hunger, Need for Elian.

If Elian Doesn't like Harry Potter, the movie is dead.

Elian Recently punched up some jokes for Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Phil Hendrie

Phil's parents came from Canada in 1949 in a 49' Ford.

5 years later, U.S. Citizens.

"Mike O'Malley Show""

Mike Shafer loves Rush.

4/18/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Maryann,

Phil Hendrie's kid sister

FLASHBACK - Jeff Dowder, Toilet to Tap, with worker from water plant.

Phil Hendrie's kid sister, Maryann, calls in with a history of the Hendrie family crossing the border from Canada into U.S.A.

Gelco is Maryann's husband. He is from Croatia.

Phil and Gelco got drunk at Christmas. Christmas story.

Comb Over Boy

My Favorite Queer

Coast to Coast

Art Bell

General Johnson Jamison

General Jamison travel to Area 51 for a remote.

Art Bell advertises a device to store all of the unused Y2K items up your ass.

4/19/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Margaret Grey

FLASHBACK - Art Bell General Jamison at Area 51.

Margaret says it is sad there is no movie about Oklahoma City bombing. There was one written called, "Oklahoma City, Boomtown.". The hayseeds memorializing it need to uptown it. Revitalize the Oklahoma musical

Kids singing off key at memorial. People crying weren't mourning loved ones, they were crying over singing.

125K for My Friend's Place c.d.

4/19/2000 - 2

Jay Santos

First time with Jay's Theme song in action. Jay is going to calm kids during the anniversary of Columbine by talking to kids in malt shops and drive-ins. Talk to them in their language, "What up G?", "Dyn-no-myte!"

We need to deter a kid who might want to bugger a toddler. Pizza parties, grape soda, Sunny Delight.

Phil Hendrie

Phil's 10 year old had written violent lyrics to song. He talked to kid.

School violence.

Phil cut Futurama today. Told by police man over cruiser p.a. to "use the crosswalk".

4/19/2000 - 3

Lloyd Bonified

Man told a joke. Women complained. Man shot women. - Lloyd - Women have no sense of humor. Laugh at veteran's jokes.

Lloyd tells jokes. Same one he told a Christmas party:  "What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?" "He wiped."

"How many animals can you fit in a panty hose?" "1 beaver, 2 calves, 1 ass and 1000 crabs."

Phil Hendrie

Phil reads a Priceline gas ad. "Coming soon." And other ads.

Venice

R.C. Collins

Part on 4/20. Drum Circle.

Smoke pot on 4/20. Hitler's Birthday.

4/20/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

Real Callers

FLASHBACK - Jay Santos

Phil reads from bible. 4/20 at 4:20 smoke pot.

Phil smoked pot in 60's and 70's gave up 10 years ago.

Story and origin of 4-20. Phil 47

Phil starting up smoking dope (weed).

"Taco Lido"

Craig a smoker

4/20/2000 - 2

Bobbie Dooley

Wheelchair ramp of Columbine survivor forced into garage because of Community regulations. Bobby is proud of that Homeowners Association.

In the Bougainvillea phase, Tom a firefighter, fell on back protecting a baby. "Got crippled up". Forced by Bobbie to use a "pet access door for humans" near a service porch ramp. Can't have that eyesore of ramp at front door.

There was a birthday party at community center. From the school a girl in a wheelchair - mouth open and drooling - Kids got scared and ran away. Ruined party.

Tom, the firefighter, made a judgment. As he fell two floors holding the baby he could have maneuvered the kid around over his rear and used baby as a seat cushion.

Phil Hendrie

Producer Mike Shafer almost buried in the sound baffle that just collapsed.

Soil report for Phil's pool needed.

SAG strike looming. Phil reads for commercials.

4/20/2000 - 3

Dave Oliva

In Virginia a group of residents got radar guns from police. They use them, not tag number, contact DMV and they send letter to slow down.

Dave, who wants to be L.A.P.D. uses a gun sent to him by cousin. Police should also issue guns.

Phil gave Dave his car tag to test Dave's alleged contact in DMV. Dave got Phil's address.

A caller states he is a detective from San Diego.

Dave chased L.A.P.D. speeder in his two tone Impala with radar gun out the window.

Phil Hendrie

Phil ask : How many listening stoned for 4/20?

4/21/2000 - 1 Friday

Phil Hendrie

FLASHBACK - Dave Oliva and lady caller. Dave goes crazy

Phil relates the story of confrontation with lady while entering parking garage. He had right of way yet she leaned on her horn.

Premiere takes up four floors in building.

"People crap all over you, then piss on you and wonder why you're mad."

Rolland Schwin

Fat Pride Easter egg hunt at Camp Bountiful in Anaheim Hills.

The Regalia. Nude Easter egg hunt - adults and children.15 pounds of candy per child

At noon the kids search for the Golden egg hidden on him or his wife. The get an Outback gift certificate.

4/21/2000 - 2

David G. Hall

Good Friday. Message to all Christians. Sit low in saddle. No Easter if not for Jews.

We eat ham. That's a slap at Jews. Jesus was a Jew. Italians killed Jesus.

We force a BLT into the face of Jewish deli owners by having the Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich on the menu.

Merry Christmas to You. Happy Hanukah to your boss.

4/21/2000 - 3

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Phil Hendrie

Carl's Jr. Sunrise special. Phil says awful. Phil rags on Carl's Jr.

girlfriend's and their influence over men.

Rob, Craig's friend, is a pussy because of girlfriend's influence.

Don Parsley

He didn't take his Psychosis medicine because he's fasting.

Daughter's chocolate bunny rabbits and chicks were looking at him. So he stabbed the eyes out with an ice pic.

His daughter's cloth rabbit, given to her by her grandmother, was staring him down. So he pulled the eyes out.

Don Parsley

Dr. Jim Sadler

Dr. Sadler calls in to offer Don some advice. Wants Don to apologize to chocolate rabbits in refrigerator.

Don is subsequently assaulted anally by the chocolate rabbit. "Don't use mayo....Olive Oil! Olive Oil!"

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4/24/2000 - 1 Monday

Phil Hendrie

FLASHBACK - David G. Hall and the Salt Lake City Sunday School teacher, "Tell Me What you like?"

Easter at Phil's house. accusation of someone hitting on another's girlfriend.

Phil's mom. Pre Parkinson's. Full mental faculties. Takes forever to move 5 feet. with walker.

Steve Bosell

Afraid wife wants to kill him. The indications: A) Brought him a beer for the first time. B) Sharpening knife and whistling. C) Measured his height and then cleared trunk of her car. D) Listening to Dixie Chicks song "Goodbye Earl" full blast while dancing. E) Bill from the hardware store for 'rope, tarp and duct tape.

Why? He pulled her out of a bar by her hand because of the way she was dancing. Caused some bruising on her arm.

He now wears a chastity belt to bed and a metal plate around neck. Restraining order may be filed to keep her away from his side of room.

37:10 "God damn both of you."

4/24/2000 - 2

Austin Amarka

Retired Federal Law Enforcement

24 years. Freelance too

Elian Gonzalez taken into custody Saturday. Elian is a sissy - crying and whining. "Kill em' all and let God sort them out."

Elian could have ripped the agents eyes out. Or ripped the carotid artery.

Grow a set. "Butch it up."

A 5 year old girls killed his partner when she stepped on his throat wearing patent leather shoes.

4/24/2000 - 3

Phil Hendrie

Little Ian Andersen

No boycotting Dr. Laura off the air. Ratings too high.

Little Ian Andersen - Elvis was a fat slag lying in the loo. - Ozzy is better. Elvis was buried in the backyard like a hamster.

Melissa Morgan went to Graceland over the weekend.

New design for the web page up now.

4/25/2000 - 1 Tuesday

Phil Hendrie

Book says Phil is the Number 1 afternoon drive in Los Angeles. (Or is he kidding?)

Harvey Wireman

Problem with the census. During the 1960 census Gladys got apple treed by a census taker. She was observed sitting on pillows gingerly. Walking like she rode a horse. Whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah.

Every time he walks by the bedroom he sees a census takers ass going up and down.

Harvey did housewives during and earlier census. They didn't need to sit on pillows.

Phil Hendrie

Hemp book

4/25/2000 - 2

Dave Oliva

Florida Marlin players boycotting the game over Elian Gonzalez situation. Dave believes a Cuban working or not working...What's the difference?

Miami Dade police should pepper spray the players into playing.

Matt Drudge in the studio.

4/25/2000 - 3

Mavis Leonard

A melee at the Washington D.C. zoo on African America day. Violent act near the primate house because of shared racial memory. Whites shared memory triggered near a barnyard because of first sex with a sheep or sister.

Matt Drudge live on the air. Compliments Phil

4/26/2000 - 1 Wednesday

Comb-over-boy

Phil Hendrie

.............

Comb overs on Priest. why?

Shafer got some caffeinated mints a Tower Records. Phil likes.

Baldness. Will Phil do anything about it? No! Rather drink acid.

"Jeff" in the house.

Phil thinks David Letterman is funnier. Leno billboard followed by Letterman billboard in L.A.

Hair talk

Phil got a tax bill. He stopped payment on check after not cashed. From Ventura County. Now living Los Angeles County

Phil started having better sex in 30's. More confident.

Peter North Penis Pump®

FLASHBACK - Dave Oliva and Puerto Rican caller discussing pepper spraying Elian protesters,

Castro

Phil at Grand Cayman snorkeling

Maria Sanchez doesn't like going to places Phil was at with other women earlier in Phil's life.

--- Phil, "Do you want to go to X for the weekend?" Maria, "Oh so who did you go to X with?"

Rugby players

4/26/2000 - 2

R. C. Collins

Was a Boy Scout. Kidney dialysis 3 times a week. Gave up Scouts.

Boy Scouts...Scouting Boys...Webelos... We Blow.

No gays in the Boy Scouts. Doesn't want them to be the butt scouts.

R.C. got thrown out of the cub scouts because he ate a Brownie.

Craig Taylor, engineer, was a Boy Scout.

Phil Hendrie

Bumper music from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Calling a program directors. Phone call information.

Wife and kids at the beach house.

Monday night - Three Stooges biopic.

He asked "Craig" for Friday off.

4/26/2000 - 3

Chris Norton

Pharmaceutical Rep.

Partner in Huge Enterprises. An Adult Erotica business.

Proposing an adult movie filmed in Columbine High School. In the rooms where killings took place. Money shot on a door knob.

This movie will spread love throughout the school.

Chris Norton's stage name is "Christopher Woodman".

Working title 'Columbone'.

Peter North will not be in film.

Phil Hendrie

Phil watch the movie 'Silkwood'. Where is the No Nukes movement?

Show ends with the Pink Floyd song 'Learning to Fly'

4/27/2000 - 1 Thursday

Phil Hendrie

Phil #1 slot in Los Angeles. Comb over boy reading his own numbers on the air.

Phil and callers. Story where he offered free tickets and never gave out in Miami.

Penguin caffeinated mints from Tower records.

Phil on phone with program directors regarding show content complaints.

Letter from 4/20 coalition founder. Phil disses him. He'll come on show if Phil pays airfare and hotel.

Craig Taylor, engineer.

Did Futurama looping. Airs a week from Sunday. "Waterfall" character.

TV workers support each other. Radio is cutthroat.

Michelle from sales in the house.

Mike & Gretchen

Phil renegotiated contract. Now gets 47K a year, Cab no wipe with paper. (funny)

30 minutes in -- bumper 'All Your Love' Gary Moore and 'Slow Ride' Kenny Wayne Sheppard.

Neighbor of Phil's had lawn clippings spontaneously combust in garbage can. Burned his breaker box.

4/27/2000 - 2

Margaret Grey

Fetal Position 2000 - Walk Like A Man

Entertainers and Stem Cell Research.

Having a fundraising cotillion in May to pay for abortions of poor.

Margaret singing first time professionally in 30 years.

Celebrity auction of Vic Morrow's neck tie

If he had a choice Christopher Reeve would rather be Michael J. Fox.

Fetus are Shrimp cocktail swimming around.

Partial Birth Abortion...A pair of pruning sheers and it's all done.

Handing o